pineapple on pizza

1 pineapple is so good on pizza
2 fuiud
3 had it today in fact
4 it made even domino's taste basically okay

No no no. I'm also against any meat other than some manner of cured pork.

pineapple 4 lyfe f the h8rs

pineapple on pizza is so good that sometimes i just make mini pizzas w/ pineapple rings as the base

pineapple on pizza . . . rules

pineapple & 'roni pizza yes pleeaaasseeee

everyone, pineapple and bacon, all time

Pine'roni pizzones for everybody

fuck no, never, hot pineapple is the grossest

one time I went to a pizza hut with a can of pineapple chunks and just started shaking them all over everybodys pizza, the kids were cheering, the moms were crying, a disabled vet stood up from his wheelchair and saluted me

at chuck e cheese, instead of a ball pit, a pineapple pit

i know one place where you can stick that pineapple

hint: somewhere far away from pizza

Beyond the Pineapples starring nobody bc there is no movie to be made here bc there is nothing beyond pineapple when it comes to pizza toppings

u know what they say abt pineapple...

i am a disgusting savage

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

I love you, mookie, but we can never be together, because how would we order pizza?

I mean seriously, what the FUCK is wrong with you disgusting savages?

you are so trapped in concept, just relax and let the pineapple melt into yr pizza

I love pineapple
I love pizza

But CMON

I even like hot pineapple! But don't put it near my fucking pizza OK?

no its not ok, not ok

what do u like on yr pizza q?

If you can't handle a little pineapple on your pizza then maybe pizza's not for you

Disgusting savage right here

its fine

u know what they say abt pineapple...

― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Thursday, May 23, 2013 9:08 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark

one pineapple and celery pizza, please

Yes more fibrous fruits and veggies on my pizza thank you

ants on a log on a pizza

literal ants on pizza > pineapple

let's kick it up a notch

Polynesian
Homemade tomato sauce, shrimp, hickory ham, pineapple, crisp bacon, smothered with mozzarella cheese

I wanted number 40, with gorgonzola and cured ham. I got number 14, with turkey ham and pineapple. Second worst night of my life. (the worst involves somehow getting a pizza with mussels on it, even though it wasn't on the menu...)

number 40 sounds amazing

It is. My favorite, I think.

u know what they say abt pineapple...

― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Thursday, May 23, 2013 9:08 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark

one pineapple and celery pizza, please

You're probably joking BUT on a whim I threw some celery slices on a pizza I made a few weeks ago and it gave a really nice crunch. I doubted myself as I did it but I had few toppings to work with and hoped for the best.

Pineapple on pizza rules. Husband hates it. We always get differently topped halves as a result.

You know what’s way better than not having pineapple on a pizza? Having pineapple on a pizza.

get pineapple the FUCK away from my pizza

I won't get a divorce because my wife orders pizza with pineapple, but I always order another without.

the real savages are the ones who put 'bbq chicken' on pizza

There are three acceptable pizza toppings:

1) Pepperoni
2) Sausage
3) Mushrooms

those are good too

pineapple is amazing if it is countered by salty meat, preferably bacon--i don't think ppl should get too cute with it but that combo totally rules.

i love pineapple on my pizza

even w/out bacon

the real savages are the ones who put 'bbq chicken' on pizza

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, May 23, 2013 10:24 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this guy gets it

i love all the pizzas

bbq chicken on pizza is absurd but I'll still eat it.

I've been trying to get into anchovy pizzas but it isn't working so far.

California Pizza Kitchen = too cute with it HQ

haha yes

one time on a family vacation my niece caused a consternation by hijacking the family pizza order and getting us one of those wagon wheel-sized pizzas with limp chunks of pineapple strewn all across it that even she admitted she didn’t like. that monstrosity festered in the fridge all week, and she was a stinkeye magnet for the rest of the trip.

this was the same trip where she infamously asked “how do you eat a baked potato”

(she was in her 20s)

(and probably stoned)

I am totally down for a juxtaposition of sweet/salty/savory, but 99% of the time this is a ham-fisted (lol) way to go about it.

as far as sweet/savory goes I’ve been enjoying apples with brie, pears with savory salads, dates in Moroccan rice dishes, and dried currants in Zuni's roast chicken/bread salad recipe.

I like both ham and pineapple and they are a good combination. I will happily eat them on a pizza. My favorite pizza though is still sausage with mushrooms

one of those wagon wheel-sized pizzas

as an .auian this threw me wildly for 22 seconds

https://www.dinneratthezoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/mini-pizzas-5.jpg

The acidity of the pineapple nicely balances out how basic the ppl who go on about this are

said it before but the true master of fruit toppings for pizza is the durian.

Die Hard is a Christmas movie!

is water wet

Actually . . .

said it before but the true master of fruit toppings for pizza is the durian.

― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length)

I see your durian on pizza and raise you durian on malasadas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZy2resJfHg

I will eat durian in any dish

pepperoni on tlayudas

IT'S BAAAACKKKK

(Something we'll never see in the U.S., and that's probably fine)

https://i2-prod.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article16050560.ece/ALTERNATES/s810/2_beanzJPG.jpg

Not really interested but looks more palatable than pizza with pineapple. Someone did give me a tin of this: https://concreteplayground.com/sydney/food-drink/spc-vegemite-baked-beans and it was okay. Would far prefer toast with baked beans OR Vegemite.

Yum! Today is #PizzaDay, what better a reason to order the classic #Canadian invention, the #HawaiianPizza! Created by Sam Panopoulos in Chatham, #Ontario in 1962. What local spot will you be ordering from? 🍕🍍 pic.twitter.com/M3Xwf0QICi

— Canada (@Canada) February 9, 2024

we've been experimenting with domino's design your own pizza, and will confirm the best combo of all is:

(regular crust)
*pineapple
*ground beef
*pickle slices

coworker turned me on to pineapple with jalapeno pizza. i am def a disgusting savage

you know we've got sweet, salty, sour on there, could do with a bit of spicy too, might add some of those next time

the "Die Hard is a Christmas movie fite me" of pizza debates

everyone should put whatever they want on their pizza

including pine cones

Squirrel carcasses, old radial tires, anything.

I'm a pineapple on pizza hater, and it's funny cos anti-pineapple people whine about the "pro-pineapple pizza people being so in your face about it" and pro-pineapple people say "let people like stuff, why anti-pineapple people so judgmental", and you start to realize it's...not about the pineapple at all

I do wonder if there's a correlation between "strong opinions about pizza toppings" and "unwilling to try unfamiliar/foreign food"

xp It's about the Canadian bacon ham.

xpost Ned, for the authentic Neapolitan taste, I prefer Pirellis

everyone should put whatever they want on their pizza

for real. The versatility is what makes pizza so great in the first place.

Feel like I mentioned on another thread but one of my favorite local pies is anchovy, pineapple & 'nduja on a rectangular lacy, frico crust.

The combination of toppings reminds me of a niche vietnamese sauce* and it works so well on a pizza.

*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%E1%BA%AFm_n%C3%AAm

everyone should be allowed to put whatever they want on pizza

Except for Swedish people who but bananas on pizza which is not ok by any stretch of the imagination and is, in face, so wrong they should not be allowed pizza at all.

fact not face ffs

As I said in 2022, putting pineapple on a pizza is but one stop along the steeply descending road that ends with owls marrying pussycats and becoming boat owners.

I'm cool so long as the pineapple doesn't come out of a can full of syrup.

The Canadian bacon is essential

Pineapple is good on burgers

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/131/299/ed9.jpg

xpost I never had fresh pineapple until adulthood, really turned me around on it, never liked the canned stuff

We made a southwestern sweet potato & soy chorizo pizza last night using some leftovers, it was a triumph.

nice. i'm generally a 2 toppings max person. don't like a slice that is unwieldy if picked up. have never had one with, but chorizo/soyrizo seems like a terrific concept.

xxxp i remember the first time i went to the gold coast (qld australia) there was a pizza place that featured both banana and corn amongst the toppings, just reading this on the menu caused me to vomit and die instantly

pineapple is ok

some places here offer an “aussie” pizza which customarily features ham/bacon and egg - I haven’t partaken in a long time but used to be quite partial to a good one - I don’t know what makes this combination “aussie” other than perhaps we were the first colony godless enough to try it?

my friend who runs a pizza place recently developed an experimental spam/furikake/teriyaki-sauce offering; i can’t say you should ever have more than a piece of it at a time but certainly it ought to be reassigned “hawaiian”

bukkake pizza

ban neanderthal

you can't ban an IDEA

your own state disagrees

hoist by my own DeSantis

i have always thought this total shit until by chance i was forced to a slice with jalapeno and pineapple, and all of my pineapple hatred and objection was conquered. (i got MASSIVE sick at age 20 from drinking vodka and room temp pineapple juice, and thank god i didn't start hating vodka).

had a really good grilled chicken and pineapple pizza the other day

i think stacy cay said it best: "pineapple on pizza is like penises on girls - it's actually really good but a lot of people are huge bitches about it"