your terrible ideas

this thread was always 95% awesome ideas.

Well I thought it was a terrible idea. Somebody else (the manufacturer of this product) obviously thought otherwise. Maybe this is why I'm skint and they're not?

Next year, whenever Omar Asik makes a terrific play, we're all going to yell

"Oh Mah Assssssshhh"

a website called doihavechops.com where you can upload a clip of your guitar playing and it will tell you if you have chops or not. an animated humanoid guitar will pop up and say stuff like "that was some sick shredding!" or "move over, Stevie Ray!" or "careful with that axe, Eugene!" (or maybe just "yes, you have chops"). it would only give positive feedback because guitarists have vv fragile egos.

floater implants: voluntary eye surgery to give people new floaters or modify their existing ones. maybe you were born with a little wormy floater and you want to make it look like a cobra. or maybe you want to see the name of Allah or your girlfriend's face or the Kiss logo every time you stare at a blank wall. absent-minded people can even get floaters that spell out "take 10 mg of Accupril (triangular brown pill) twice daily" or form a map of where they live. it's a non-reversible procedure & if you do it too much you will probably go blind.

a band combining American roots music with Jewish comedic folklore called Levon Chelm

(for context: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_humour#Chelm)

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The guy driving the truck according to Baton Rouge Police Cpl. Tommy Stubbs actually pulled off and drove to the police station himself. Neither of the men were arrested or charged for the incident.
Apparently the guy driving the truck took the guy on the hood of the trucks "Shimp" sign from his shrimp booth and he jumped on the hood as he tried to drive off.

that sounds like the most Louisiana thing ever to happen

oh btw I completely posted those to the wrong thread

AN-y-way

a band whose style is Beaches meets Dirty Beaches meets Beach House. It's called Dirty Beach House.

a t-shirt for Ojai, California that reads:

Ojai:

I upgraded your JAM!

open a coffee shop aimed at the legal community called Due Diligentsia

this coffee shop would not have a bathroom (that's what makes it an especially terrible idea)

haha, I love that

"keep your shit to yourself"?

Z S is p much the king of terrible ideas

i mean that as a compliment

<3

porn sites with "underwhelm" in the name, like "CUM UNDERWHELM" or "COCK UNDERWHELM"

A comedy rap album by a rapper called Jew-Z, featuring the single "I've Got 99 Problems (But Who Can Complain?)"

Everytime I play golf lately, nothing but rain
I got 99 problems but who can complain
The chiropracter did nothing for my lower back pain
I got 99 problems but who can complain

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/8239dce64e8b0f53fdfbf597315d8694/127667.jpg

ok lol

been done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at8hZpXyykM

I was so disappointed to find out they weren't actually old jewish men.

forks, if you couldn't have guessed that I owned a copy of the 2 Live Jews record, you may never never know me

so you are admitting to infringing on the intellectual property of MC Moisha and Easy Irving

* IDGI: a clothing line of t-shirts that mismatch dumb slogans from some shirts with the dumb images from others, producing shirts that LOOK like they should be transparently obvious, bro-ready jokes, but instead are irritating head-scratchers.

awesome

So like, just going by the front page of snorg atm, an IDGI shirt could have the text of "Hedgehogs: Why Don't They Just Share The Hedge", but a graphic of a robot DJing?

Oh sorry, that's a medieval knight DJing.

you could create that very thing on IDAKOOS

medieval knight is the one from monty python holy grail film, hence the 'tis but a scratch'.

I think sunglasses chinchilla with "Back in My Day We Had Nine Planets" would work well

tbf these shirts basically look like most memes to me, as i get old

terrible t-shirt idea: A "dirty" coin shirt that has "Head" and "Tail" as the sides instead of heads and tails.

Nuts Beery Farm

Eat nuts, drink beer, ride roller coasters.

sounds like busch gardens tbh

North Face offers limited editions designed by Kanye and Kim's baby

North x North West

inevitable headliner North West at South by Southwest gets Southwest Airlines sponsorship

they should throw the kid a bar mitzvah in the canadian arctic: a real north west (rite of) passage!!

an app called Pictagram where you text using pictograms

With stiff competition from FourSquare knockoff RebusCube.

a bar called "The Most Photographed Bar in America"

hmm actually maybe that's a good idea

people would enjoy saying "Do you want to meet me at The Most Photographed Bar in America? What? No, that's the NAME of the BAR dude, lol!!!" And then of course they'd come to take photos there.

mash up of "strange brew" and "strange fruit"

Strange Brute?

et tu, fruity?