The Dan Lacey Bandwidth-Abuse Thread

i was looking for the picture of prince riding a unicorn naked but found this instead:
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/ea/ed/c26cc060ada01fb7d3a4f110.L.jpg

There’s a reason I became disgusted by ‘my own side’ and bailed on my Christian/Conservative apologetic-it was because of asshats such as yourself who scream ‘liberty’ but strive to create less freedom in this country instead of more; it caused me to question who I was fighting for. You guys lost me big time. Yes, I paint and draw mouse porn, not to ‘push back the boundaries of what is acceptable in society’ but because it amuses the hell out of me. If you don’t like it, suck on it.

(DL, from the page Dan linked above.)

I'd like to reiterate my support for "mouse porn", Dan, and keep up the good work!

I've only just taken a good look at the wall street one and it is fabulous. I hop when Obama is setting up his presidential library he engages Mr Lacey to do the frescos.

Allow me to celebrate the one year anniversary of this thread by previewing an oil painting of a man having sex with a mouse.

NSFW

http://www.faithmouse.com/masturbating_bear.jpg

Don't get it...?

Character from the late night US Conan O'Brien program.

http://www.faithmouse.com/the_final_battle_censored.jpg

Click to view uncensored version (NSFW)

Truly a picture worthy of a dream.

guernico_O

Bobby Jindal Volcano painting NSFW

Obama: The Raging Sea-
http://www.faithmouse.com/raging_sea_obama.jpg

Socks the Cat memorial portrait-
http://www.faithmouse.com/socks_the_cat.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/padre_pio_light.jpg

Hmm, not bad.

The logo nipples are a bit much, and I get the idea our President ain't the type to wear briefs, but I dig the Socks and Fidel portraits. I only wish Volcano Jindal had some sort of monitoring device on him.

that's Pio of Pietrelcina

Anyone with a beard is Fidel to Kingfish.

its true

Michelle Obama, La Pancake Baker

NSFW

whoa

lol at pink dolphin ref.

Gawker contest-
Bring Your Crazy Pancake Painting Idea to Life!

I want the Socks painting.

Socks has been sold, but I would be happy to paint another.

Self-portrait, with pancake NSFW

http://www.faithmouse.com/rush_the_hut.jpg

Obama Emanuel Unicorn NSFW

Brand New Day, original art NSFW

The last one is the original art for a cartoon I started a few months ago.

Where The Wild Obama Are NSFW

http://www.myspace.com/myfimalpas

Lyrics, with (notes) by Myfi

TAINT

Why don't we liaise
My nets will part
Revealing a window that's only for you

Why can't we relax
Don't mind the mess dear
I toyed with Obama for something to do (Toyed...sex toy... a terrible joke!)

Even my redeemer is resting (Redeemer = Obama)
I carry
The weight of the world (Reference to Taint cartoon where she carries a limp Obama over her shoulder)

Expectations, frustrations
No conference, no glory
Just dark rooms and juices
Resentment and stories

Seems their armies will march for the mice (Soldiers = penises)
It's time to raise my price (Ref to 'Catholic Harlot' cartoon)

Why don't you confess
I hear repentance
Arouses, asphyxiation for the soul

Why do I digress
My work's not over
Til green faces smile from beneath soiled springs

Surely what's left hear is mine (foetuses)
To dispose of as I like
True no treaty abides
For that little sacrifice (Disposal of aborted foetuses)
But you know battlegrounds
Lie wherever killing's found (I'm a feminist :P )

An oil portrait of Warren Ellis.

http://www.faithmouse.com/a_portrait_of_warren_ellis.jpg

The Cougar

http://www.faithmouse.com/the_cougar_tvland.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/dont_run_with_scissors.jpg

Scissors and eyeballs is an homage?

It is a warning. A warning not to run with scissors.

Heeded.

http://www.faithmouse.com/matt_drudge_face_mask_pancake.jpg

A painting of Eight Belles, requested by Peta

your client list must be a thing to behold dan.

Belated congrats to Dan appearing on the front page of the motherfucking new york times on Sunday!
http://www.faithmouse.com/new_york_times_dan_lacey.jpg
Interviewed, even: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/31/arts/design/31pain.html?_r=1

I saw that - congrats!

Hey, thanks. They specifically asked for Obama unicorn print files for the article, but didn't use any of them. A big Obama Nude On A Unicorn painting on the front cover of the Times would have sold more paper.

http://www.faithmouse.com/abu_ghraib_obama.jpg

CBS News Sunday morning used one of my recent Susan Boyle paintings in a Mo Rocca segment. Once I transfer it from VHS to disc I'll post it online.

http://www.faithmouse.com/susan_boyle_cat_duet.jpg

I'm famous now, so you all owe me five dollars for merely looking at this thread. But, because you are my friends, I will only ask half-price for additional looks. You can pay me via Paypal.

Dan, can we get a portrait of this guy?

http://www.courierpress.com/news/2009/jun/18/man-arrested-dealing-cocaine-mid-haircut/?partner=yahoo_headlines

http://media.courierpress.com/media/img/photos/2009/06/18/bailey_t607.JPG

It looks like he purposefully did that to his hair so you could snort lines of coke directly off of the top of his head.

http://www.faithmouse.com/perez_hilton_black_eyed_peas.jpg

Faithmouse appears in print starting on Monday in a paper in the UK-

http://thechristiantimes.org

http://www.faithmouse.com/tct_christania.jpg

The first cartoon is a line drawing, but most of them will be full paintings.

Are you gonna have to tone it down?

congrats dan!

this guy's terrible. do people actually like him or is it some kind of ironic wesley willis shit?

i actually like him

ok

I like outsider art, and while Dan isn't really an outsider artist, his stuff has the flavor of that stuff. Plus, he's demented in a very original and fun way.

http://www.faithmouse.com/american_idol_obama_unicorn.jpg

A painting of Jesus and Michael Jackson, still in progress-

http://www.faithmouse.com/mj_not_alone_inpro2.jpg

when will we see an MJ tribute

http://www.faithmouse.com/michael_jackson_you_are_not_alone.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/michael-jackson-you-are-not-alone.jpg

Comedy Central

They commissioned a painting for this Thursday's Tosh.0.

Dan are you gonna be on? Should I Tivo?

I won't be on, but they'll be showing about four paintings in a segment.

just saw this! sweet