I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

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yo this rap is baked ziti
facin' me real tv
piss on a friend
strawberry kiwi

What have you done for pee lately?

miss you not much

piss you much

Nasty.

Was there going to be other activities besides pissing in his mouth? I would never pass up eating for anything. Except maybe an orgasm.

well I mean yeah we were gonna fuck too

It'd be kinda boring if I just went over for 15 minutes to pee in his mouth and maybe make like 5 minutes of polite small talk and then leave.

so like what is the most tmi thing a person could post here w/o crossing a line or embarrassing himself?

Celibacy.

I got some vitamin d last nite

OMG REV

Oh wait I mistook "d" for "p"

ha, I'm not sure how that changes anything

!!!!

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"vitamin p" would've been one of the worst puns of all time

Vitamin D is so good for the skin.

whoa, no not that kind of vitamin p, I thought you meant p for penis

They say that kind of vitamin p is good for the skin.

Remind me to tell you about the time I looked into the heart of an artichoke.

Why yes, I WILL have a milkshake, thanks!

Very dry.

I am covered in bite marks and my right nipple feels like it's about to fall off

like i can't even rly move my right arm w/o my nipple hurting

awww poor thing

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I don't even think what happened today was real.

Wow. I'm not even sure I want to talk about it here.

listen, you guys need to get it together in this thread. over the last week or so there's been a lot of vague hints at TMI but not a lot of TMI. i need you to be a lot more explicit.

ok, so I met a dude who looks vaguely like Minnie Riperton and clawed his fingernails my frenulum for several hours while his mom was watching tv in the next room ¯\(°_o)/¯

I had to look up "frenulum."

I suppose it's another way of 'loving you.'

I guess what I was trying to say is I was on the receiving end of my first real BDSM experience and it completely turnt me the fuck out. Subspace is real, y'all.

I had carnal knowledge with a person called Dogboy today

I accidentally scratched him like really hard a lot and pissed in his mouth

I mean, the scratching was accidental; the pissing was p deliberate

And then we took a shower and went on an art-date to the Hirshhorn and talked about Donald Judd and Ai Weiwei and the use of indirect lighting in the Washington Metro stations. Best day!!

getting closer to doo doo in here. i wanna order my boyfriend around but since we only seem to have sex monthly.......

that doo-doo that you do do

Had a sex-ish dream about two ILXors. I'll only reveal the identity of one (S.D.). We were all packed in a roller coaster car in New Jersey and both of the others had boners, but the one who was not Stevie apologized and said it was just from friction, but Stevie was like, well it's there, so why not use it. I woke up before it was put to use.

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apologized and said it was just from friction

Ah, high school.

Party in the USA: The ILX Gay Crushing on Other Gays Thread

Party in the USA

I know when I'm not wanted...

have not engaged in any watersports with the boyfriend but our new apartment has a spacious stall shower and there have been preliminary talks

Was the roller coaster car on a roller coaster or like in the middle of a field or?

but Stevie was like, well it's there, so why not use it

pvmic

No blind items itt

On a roller coaster.