Would you rather have been a Beatle, or have walked on the moon?

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Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 01:10 (ten years ago) link

fuckin lurkers amirite

mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 01:37 (ten years ago) link

So which Beatle did you guys have in mind

sleepingbag, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 01:41 (ten years ago) link

i think this thread was a success. we all learned a lot about each other's views on both the beatles and space travel. good job everyone.

Michigan seems like a dream to me now (Treeship), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 01:43 (ten years ago) link

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b224/ambic/FarSideCowRocket.jpg
gary larson prescient forever

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 01:47 (ten years ago) link

lol what is the joke there, is it just "cows can't build spaceships, they are stupider than NASA"?

Michigan seems like a dream to me now (Treeship), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 02:12 (ten years ago) link

well they sure as hell aren't trying to be Beatles...

random access maladies (hypehat), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 02:22 (ten years ago) link

how can u be so sure. it seems like the cows are trying to be lovable goofballs up to silly antics.

Michigan seems like a dream to me now (Treeship), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 02:27 (ten years ago) link

the joke is that the cows are smart because they want to go to the moon and are building a spaceship, ᴡʜᴇʀᴇᴀs the farmers are dumb because they want to be beatles and think the moon is stupid but it's not stupid they are

sleepingbag, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 02:29 (ten years ago) link

oh i see it now

Treeship, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 02:32 (ten years ago) link

The cow is saying "Yeah yeah, whatever, go toddle off to your zebra crossing, ay?"

Mark G, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 09:30 (ten years ago) link

http://youtu.be/q6OWVHlbdYk?t=35s

DavidM, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:33 (ten years ago) link

Guess a "Hey diddle diddle" joek is pretty far afield

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

happy anniversary! this had me enraptured the way certain people get enraptured by flacs of only the rhythm guitar from lady madonna or wtfever.

"""""""""""""stalin""""""""""" (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 20 July 2013 20:13 (ten years ago) link

77!

how's life, Saturday, 20 July 2013 20:15 (ten years ago) link

o shit i am experiencing it

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Saturday, 20 July 2013 20:49 (ten years ago) link

44th anniversary of the moon landing & my 22nd wedding anniversary, what an auspicious day!

it itches like a porky pine sitting on your dick (Phil D.), Saturday, 20 July 2013 20:50 (ten years ago) link

2 month 6 day anniversary of the creation of this thread

Treeship, Saturday, 20 July 2013 20:51 (ten years ago) link

Also:

Today is Saturday, July 20, 2013

Today in
Beatles History

1964 - The Beatles single "And I Love Her"/"If I Fell" was released.

1968 - Jane Asher appeared on BBC-TV's "Dee Time." She announced that her relationship with Paul McCartney was over.

1969 - The Beatles viewed a rough cut of the movie "Let it Be."

That's right, even The Beatles would rather have watched themselves than the moon landing. Suck it, moon!

it itches like a porky pine sitting on your dick (Phil D.), Saturday, 20 July 2013 20:52 (ten years ago) link

five years pass...

Maybe a little less than the widespread acclaim would have it, but I enjoyed Apollo 11. Like CNN's Tricky Dick (CNN did Apollo 11, too), all the footage and sound is contemporaneous--for now, anyway (until this too becomes a cliche), I much prefer that approach to the standard talking-heads documentary. Nixon acquits himself very well during his ceremonial phone call with Neil Armstrong. (For all their similarities, you can bet Trump would have somehow made the moon landing about himself--Nixon seems to sincerely be humbled by the moment.) What I really liked, as much as the space-related activities themselves, was the footage of people setting up on the beach to watch the lift-off. There was something very beautifully everyday about that footage, everybody calm and happy and waiting--a nice contrast to the chaos that you always get in late-'60s footage. (Our Nixon had that too.)

clemenza, Sunday, 12 May 2019 19:17 (four years ago) link

(No mention of the Beatles anywhere, so walking-on-the-moon retakes the lead.)

clemenza, Sunday, 12 May 2019 19:18 (four years ago) link

I've a copy of Full Moon, compiled by photographer Micheal Light (most of the folio pages are reproduced in small scale in the image gallery).

I absolutely would have preferred to have been one of the 12 humans (maybe the last) to walk on another planetary body, especially the later missions Apollo 15-17, where they had multiple extended surface EVAs with the rover, and hammocks to sleep in. Neil and Buzz had to "sleep" seated on the engine in their suits. As for the promiscuous sex & drugs, those were undoubtedly difficult when they were under a NASA and public microscope in the 1960s until they did their landings at ages 36 to 47, but thereafter? There was no shortage of willing groupies.

Related news: we may spend millions of dollars to retrieve Apollo astronauts' poop.

April 9, 2019: NASA Plans Mission to Bring Apollo Astronauts’ Poop Back From the Moon

nonsense upon stilts (Sanpaku), Monday, 13 May 2019 21:20 (four years ago) link

i was ecstatic watching this in the theater, but i booed nixon. come on.

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 07:32 (four years ago) link

i'm awfully garrulous itt. forgot about its curious operating assumption that if you've walked on the moon you're not allowed to drop acid.

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 07:38 (four years ago) link

I just want to jump in and say that dylann's point, upthread, about groupies is basically irrelevant. I'm sure Buzz Aldrin had/could have had his share of effortless sex.

lol PBS are running a documentary about this at the moment

Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 10:26 (four years ago) link

I believe the relevant term is “Cape cookie.”

Careless Love Battery (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 10:31 (four years ago) link

Also, over the weekend learned and reported on another thread that the engineer on Double Fantasy contributed to the soundtrack of the documentary For All Mankind. DO U SEE?

Careless Love Battery (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 10:34 (four years ago) link

forgot about its curious operating assumption that if you've walked on the moon you're not allowed to drop acid.

drop acid while you're on the moon imo

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 12:32 (four years ago) link

Winston on the moon.

Careless Love Battery (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 13:07 (four years ago) link

“Cookie!”

Careless Love Battery (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 13:07 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

I wasn't there but it seems like after the Beatles and the moon landing, nobody wanted to be a cowboy anymore. I think that's sad and I feel bad for the hypothetical horses that would-be Beatles and spacemen would have loved and cared for. I would choose cowboy because then I would get to spend my life with the horses. I would give them kisses and brush their hair.

Adoration of the Mogwai (Deflatormouse), Monday, 8 March 2021 21:57 (three years ago) link

jon bon jovi wanted to be a cowboy, afaik he still does

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:07 (three years ago) link

Sting: the only person in the world who didn't have to choose in this poll

Blick, Bils & Blinky • Let's Skip The Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:09 (three years ago) link

xp he wanted to be a Beatle, that horse is just a metaphor for a tour bus :(

Adoration of the Mogwai (Deflatormouse), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:15 (three years ago) link

was there not a massive video game / hit song / tiktok phenom recently driven by kids wanting to be cowboys?

and weren't 3/4 of US acid bands pretending to be cowboys by 1969?

die britain die (Left), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:17 (three years ago) link

anyway neither of these options sound like fun and no one involved in either seemed to be very happy

die britain die (Left), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:18 (three years ago) link

I think Phil Collins still wants to be a cowboy. Shitbird has the largest collection of Davy Crockett artefacts than possibly in any museum in the US stashed in his basement. I don't think that even works as a tax fiddle either.

calzino, Monday, 8 March 2021 22:24 (three years ago) link

See also, Bruce Springsteen.
Step 1: Learn to play Twist and Shout
Step 2: Profit
Step 3: Horses!

Lily Dale, Monday, 8 March 2021 22:26 (three years ago) link

was there not a massive video game / hit song / tiktok phenom recently driven by kids wanting to be cowboys?

hooray!

and weren't 3/4 of US acid bands pretending to be cowboys by 1969?

i think they mostly wanted to get high and dress like the quicksilver messenger service, but idk

anyway neither of these options sound like fun and no one involved in either seemed to be very happy

Shitbird has the largest collection of Davy Crockett artefacts than possibly in any museum in the US stashed in his basement.

See also, Bruce Springsteen.
Step 1: Learn to play Twist and Shout
Step 2: Profit
Step 3: Horses!

Those 3 things are true

Adoration of the Mogwai (Deflatormouse), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:45 (three years ago) link

phil collins is a #horsegirl

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:48 (three years ago) link

yes, yes he is

map ca. 1890 (map), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:49 (three years ago) link

i deeply admire this revive but just need to point out, cowboys never loved horses, horse girls have always been the ones who loved horses.

map ca. 1890 (map), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:50 (three years ago) link

What?? How could anyone not love horses?

Adoration of the Mogwai (Deflatormouse), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:54 (three years ago) link

Bruce has written so many songs that are positively gasoline-scented, this would be a surprising turn if he wasn't Bruce Springsteen

Adoration of the Mogwai (Deflatormouse), Monday, 8 March 2021 23:06 (three years ago) link

In this country you often have to be rich to have the opportunity to love horses; for all Bruce's working-class solidarity, he also has that thing where people who grew up poor and then made lots of money want to spend it on things that mark them as belonging to the class they have moved up into; horses work great for this because most of the people who love them as adults also had access to them as kids. I'm sure this is all subconscious but I bet its a factor.

Lily Dale, Monday, 8 March 2021 23:13 (three years ago) link

1. Yes
2. Yes, but that's like saying you have to be Californian to have the opportunity to love surfing. One can dream.

Adoration of the Mogwai (Deflatormouse), Monday, 8 March 2021 23:17 (three years ago) link

Gr8 post tho as usual

Adoration of the Mogwai (Deflatormouse), Monday, 8 March 2021 23:19 (three years ago) link

thank you! great revive.

Lily Dale, Monday, 8 March 2021 23:44 (three years ago) link

If no one wanted to be a cowboy anymore, then why was this a hit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9Jmo3yGrSg

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 00:26 (three years ago) link


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