I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

bake ziti, pee on it, then eat it with your friend

baked peeti

can't invite him over bcz my roommate has a bad history w/ him from years ago and also he'd prob get mad if I peed on someone in our shower

I would too!

I was gonna make baked ziti tonight but my friend wants me to come over and pee in his mouth

it's only may but this is already post of the year

otm

so it winds up that his roommate is home, and by the time we realized we had to reschedule it was too late to make baked ziti, so now I have nothing ;_;

you got greedy, stevie.

it's never too late for ziti, and you'll no doubt get the urge to pee.

I have to be at karaoke at 9:30 to sing Janet Jackson with my (other non-pee) friends

dying @ (non-pee) friends

so you were gonna pee and split eh?

Edit.

yo this rap is baked ziti
facin' me real tv
piss on a friend
strawberry kiwi

What have you done for pee lately?

miss you not much

piss you much

Nasty.

Was there going to be other activities besides pissing in his mouth? I would never pass up eating for anything. Except maybe an orgasm.

well I mean yeah we were gonna fuck too

It'd be kinda boring if I just went over for 15 minutes to pee in his mouth and maybe make like 5 minutes of polite small talk and then leave.

so like what is the most tmi thing a person could post here w/o crossing a line or embarrassing himself?

Celibacy.

I got some vitamin d last nite

OMG REV

Oh wait I mistook "d" for "p"

ha, I'm not sure how that changes anything

!!!!

http://fromtherough.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/action337-golden-shower.jpg

"vitamin p" would've been one of the worst puns of all time

Vitamin D is so good for the skin.

whoa, no not that kind of vitamin p, I thought you meant p for penis

They say that kind of vitamin p is good for the skin.

Remind me to tell you about the time I looked into the heart of an artichoke.

Why yes, I WILL have a milkshake, thanks!

Very dry.

I am covered in bite marks and my right nipple feels like it's about to fall off

like i can't even rly move my right arm w/o my nipple hurting

awww poor thing

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I don't even think what happened today was real.

Wow. I'm not even sure I want to talk about it here.

listen, you guys need to get it together in this thread. over the last week or so there's been a lot of vague hints at TMI but not a lot of TMI. i need you to be a lot more explicit.

ok, so I met a dude who looks vaguely like Minnie Riperton and clawed his fingernails my frenulum for several hours while his mom was watching tv in the next room ¯\(°_o)/¯

I had to look up "frenulum."

I suppose it's another way of 'loving you.'

I guess what I was trying to say is I was on the receiving end of my first real BDSM experience and it completely turnt me the fuck out. Subspace is real, y'all.

I had carnal knowledge with a person called Dogboy today

I accidentally scratched him like really hard a lot and pissed in his mouth

I mean, the scratching was accidental; the pissing was p deliberate

And then we took a shower and went on an art-date to the Hirshhorn and talked about Donald Judd and Ai Weiwei and the use of indirect lighting in the Washington Metro stations. Best day!!