Would you rather have been a Beatle, or have walked on the moon?

probably trailing yak shit everywhere after his afternoon on the farm or whatever

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john seems like he would have been pretty smelly towards the end

idk though

ringo LOVED garlic knots though and would order them whenever possible

paul was dead

having garlic breath vs. smelling like a hippie vs. smelling like a corpse

would rather walk on a beatle

the dung beatles

george seems like he would've been kind of a neat freak.

when he wasn't on heroin john was obsessive-compulsive about being clean and took multiple baths a day, at least according to the goldman book.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-VD3eUBZZayA/T0eS-pz48GI/AAAAAAAABEQ/tsWLYOGWzOM/s1600/john-lennon-taking-a-bath.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DpZwRfwryg&noredirect=1

Ringo supposedly ate nothing but canned beans when they went to Rishikesh. Packed a trunkful of 'em.

so to speak

The personal transforming effects of walking on the moon seem be described in the same gushing terms as swimming with dolphins, which makes me kinda skeptical that its a universally amazing experience. There is potential that in my lifetime it will be possible to visit the moon for a couple of grand. Even then, like with swimming with dolphins, I don't think I'll bother.

Waterfalls of pussy is only one advantage of being the omnipotent god-poets that the Beatles became. Beatle all the way.

at least according to the goldman book.

Uh, right

The Moon, obviously. It is the ultimate travelling experience, amoung many other beautiful things.

^ otm

Voted for the Moon, have done the band thing (not as big as the beatles though).
Wouldn't mind the £500 million + in the bank to retire with though.

dolphins are sadistic little dickheads; they're almost as bad as us. eat em all. none of them on the moon, thank god.

(pace douglas adams)

I can't speak for anyone else but swimming w dolphins was pretty awesome tbh

I'm fairly certain it was more fun than being hassled by Paul McCartney while recording Maxwell's Silver Hammer

I would rather have started the "Paul is Dead" rumor than have started the moon-landing conspiracy theory.

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I'm glad the choice was about being a member of the Beatles rather than a member of the Police, which might have led to some confusion.

terrible if that was to happen

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no reason to go to the moon anymore guys http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/10068945/Dubai-style-island-off-coast-of-Barcelona-provokes-dismay.html

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really?

looooooool

close and vicious

Fite

did you guys think the moonpeople were gonna win just cuz we're all ornery dicks?

Result otm but too close

Goes to show moonpeople are loudmouths. All having been to the moon and bragging about it in this thread about the final frontier and shit. Well not this Beatle!

Le Beatle Ivre

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m08ls3gScc1qb7dheo1_500.jpg

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Paul pic is a shop, yeah?

BOOOOOOO

Hate those fucking eyebrows.

Paul Mc Cuntney.

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fuckin lurkers amirite

So which Beatle did you guys have in mind

i think this thread was a success. we all learned a lot about each other's views on both the beatles and space travel. good job everyone.