I have no problem with Pieminister pies as food objects - proper pastry, decent ingredients, not too dry - but the ridiculous names stick in my craw. Only one stamp on my card before I get a free one though so I'll have to suck it up a bit longer.
― Elvis was a hero to most but he never her (ledge), Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:53 (ten years ago) link
The pies are alright but the little boxes you get them in are never big enough and you have to dig the stupid wooden fork thing in at awkward angles and sort of hack at the crust.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 16 May 2013 15:21 (ten years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt9nyp9ngi1qfbr3ho1_1280.jpg
"Vegetablists"
― Matt DC, Thursday, 16 May 2013 15:22 (ten years ago) link
Is this the right place to post about the new coke marketing ploy which involves putting peoples names on the bottles and pretending like its your best friend?
Fucking stupid.
― beingcutesince1980 (captain rosie), Thursday, 16 May 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link
Argh, please fuck off with this shit, everyone. JUST STOP IT NOW.
― emil.y, Thursday, 16 May 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link
xp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g92S5eZ0StQ
― Neil S, Thursday, 16 May 2013 15:25 (ten years ago) link
"get in fella" - ugh fuck off
― ... (LocalGarda), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:07 (ten years ago) link
Its confused mixture of tweeness and clunky laddism feels very 2013.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:11 (ten years ago) link
Ghost of Jamie Oliver.
― ... (LocalGarda), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link
Less dissing of delicious pies itt plsBut I was wondering when they would get a mention on this thread :(
― kinder, Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:39 (ten years ago) link
Hold your clicks a moment please...Flickr has the hiccups.
Flickr has the hiccups.
― The Parvenu Fucktard (onimo), Thursday, 23 May 2013 15:19 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BLCFRDiCcAAWy2C.jpg
LOL OMG
― ... (LocalGarda), Friday, 24 May 2013 13:54 (ten years ago) link
:o
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 13:55 (ten years ago) link
OI MATES SOME BEAT BOXING BIRD IS
― there is no special cat hexis with mini fried donuts (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 24 May 2013 13:55 (ten years ago) link
:> ---pccchchickacheeechickapcccchwhatchadoooin
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 13:56 (ten years ago) link
a beatboxing bank manager, yes that's exactly who i'd like to make an appointment with to grovel for an overdraft
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:05 (ten years ago) link
We're crazy! Anything could happen! Like, one day you've got some nice savings, the next day we've spent it all on coke and hookers! HUSSAR!
― emil.y, Friday, 24 May 2013 14:06 (ten years ago) link
better than one of those stuff old-fashioned birds with their oh-so-lame singing
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:07 (ten years ago) link
Picture a group of kids playing football. We're the one having a fag behind the goal.
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:08 (ten years ago) link
http://www.standard.co.uk/incoming/article8629662.ece/ALTERNATES/w380/Dortmund-with-love.jpg
Fuck off now please.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:08 (ten years ago) link
Picture a group of old people queueing for their pension. We're the one molesting young children.
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:09 (ten years ago) link
definitely most irked by 'chics'. actually no no, most irked by capitalised 'Fun'
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:10 (ten years ago) link
omfg vague
Picture a group of nation states in the UN. We're the one dropping mustard gas on our own civilians.
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:12 (ten years ago) link
Picture a group of priests. We're the one who is wearing a grey shirt.
― ... (LocalGarda), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:12 (ten years ago) link
Picture a picture. We're the one you are imagining.
I was going to take a photo of that bank billboard but I didn't want the other people on the tube platform to think that I liked it, I know I'll never see them again but the thought of that judgement would weigh down on me for years.
― ohmigud (Merdeyeux), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:13 (ten years ago) link
Picture a row of philosophy grads photographing the adverts on the Tube. We're the one yelling "It's coz they're fucking gash" at the top of his voice
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:15 (ten years ago) link
Picture a row of horrible adverts for shit banks. We're the one you've never heard of before.
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:17 (ten years ago) link
made me think ofhttps://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQFji4TOSxWtXNs2a3Zdv6ZSv7BXSlIUDa6uqViTOwDgvfTFfFtzA
― sktsh, Friday, 24 May 2013 14:21 (ten years ago) link
there's a tv advert that is pretty much that text done as an animation. sucks as a tv ad too.
― koogs, Friday, 24 May 2013 18:29 (ten years ago) link
firstdirect campaign slowly puttin me in shutdown
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 08:01 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, firstdirect TV campaign is getting right on my tits. "We're not really like a bank" - THEN WHY WOULD I WANT TO USE YOU AS A BANK, YOU FUCKWITS?
― emil.y, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 13:41 (ten years ago) link
O lord I just meant the tube ads. Heaven help my heart if I see a full-length commercial
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:15 (ten years ago) link
Oh it is bad. It is bad bad bad.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:26 (ten years ago) link
If you really want to make yourself ill, have a look the "fun fact friday" and "wise words wednesday" posts on their facebook page.
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:37 (ten years ago) link
http://discover.firstdirect.com/images/discover/statement/chess.jpg
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/p480x480/946924_519597494771706_1202077967_n.jpg
― ... (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:40 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/p480x480/601462_490016937729762_1780009697_n.jpg
― ... (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:41 (ten years ago) link
oh those jokers!
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link
http://discover.firstdirect.com/images/discover/statement/platypus.jpg
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/p480x480/5701_485296431535146_2061416327_n.jpg
these guys don't sound like your stuffy old traditional bank at all!
― ... (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:57 (ten years ago) link
> Heaven help my heart if I see a full-length commercial
the tv platypus advert is something to behold.
― koogs, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link
that Mark Radcliffe-sounding platypus fucker must die
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:50 (ten years ago) link
this type of marketing aims for public obliquity
'dont u hate {x}' is name recognition
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:54 (ten years ago) link
this is quite true, but i wd've thought the aim with a bank was to appeal to people to sign up
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:57 (ten years ago) link
you're also suggesting that the kind of twats who come up with this kind of twat campaign are aware of the campaign's - and hence their own - twattery. which feels unlikely?
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:58 (ten years ago) link
for a small retail bank (division of a major one) name recognition is fine
even the slowest person capable of opening a bank account doesnt believe one is substantially different to another
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:00 (ten years ago) link
Also I'd be more likely to say "don't you hate that twatty platypus campaign" over "don't you hate [whatever the bank is called]", so even then it doesn't really work. Plus I've seen several non-platypus TV ads for banks where the emphasis is on not being like a bank so it all kind of smushes together. I wonder what will happen when no banks are like banks?
― emil.y, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:00 (ten years ago) link
banks like real ale and second-hand vinyl, they are Real England and they won't lend you a tenner while pay day.
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link