Does the entire Innocent Smoothies aesthetic strike you as deeply fucking irritating?

that's a terrible thing to print on a bag. i hate the song "american pie". why would satan want to destory rock and roll? it doesn't even make any sense.

xp Steak & Kidney has to be up there. Steak & ale also.

aye a good steak and kidney is the pinnacle for me, assuming i can't just say "my nan's meat and potato pie" which i haven't eaten in 30-odd years. a great Cornish pasty can hit the spot too. apart from pasties, pie on the go is never fully satisfactory in my experience. can't beat a plate, a pile of mash and mushy peas and plenty of decent gravy to set a pie in its best light.

my chicken + leek pie beats anything pieminister could come up with. As annoying as PM have since become, they were always a staple at music festivals, where they were a notch above nasty festival burgers.

Chicken & leek pie a great way to use up half a roast chicken.

Those old thin crust (and presumably BSE-ridden) fish-and-chip-shop steak and kidney pies - classic.

Nu-pies are always too dry.

I have no problem with Pieminister pies as food objects - proper pastry, decent ingredients, not too dry - but the ridiculous names stick in my craw. Only one stamp on my card before I get a free one though so I'll have to suck it up a bit longer.

The pies are alright but the little boxes you get them in are never big enough and you have to dig the stupid wooden fork thing in at awkward angles and sort of hack at the crust.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt9nyp9ngi1qfbr3ho1_1280.jpg

"Vegetablists"

Is this the right place to post about the new coke marketing ploy which involves putting peoples names on the bottles and pretending like its your best friend?

Fucking stupid.

Argh, please fuck off with this shit, everyone. JUST STOP IT NOW.

xp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g92S5eZ0StQ

"get in fella" - ugh fuck off

Its confused mixture of tweeness and clunky laddism feels very 2013.

Ghost of Jamie Oliver.

Less dissing of delicious pies itt pls
But I was wondering when they would get a mention on this thread :(

Hold your clicks a moment please...

Flickr has the hiccups.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BLCFRDiCcAAWy2C.jpg

LOL OMG

:o

OI MATES SOME BEAT BOXING BIRD IS

:> ---pccchchickacheeechickapcccchwhatchadoooin

a beatboxing bank manager, yes that's exactly who i'd like to make an appointment with to grovel for an overdraft

We're crazy! Anything could happen! Like, one day you've got some nice savings, the next day we've spent it all on coke and hookers! HUSSAR!

better than one of those stuff old-fashioned birds with their oh-so-lame singing

Picture a group of kids playing football. We're the one having a fag behind the goal.

http://www.standard.co.uk/incoming/article8629662.ece/ALTERNATES/w380/Dortmund-with-love.jpg

Fuck off now please.

Picture a group of old people queueing for their pension. We're the one molesting young children.

definitely most irked by 'chics'. actually no no, most irked by capitalised 'Fun'

omfg vague

Picture a group of nation states in the UN. We're the one dropping mustard gas on our own civilians.

Picture a group of priests. We're the one who is wearing a grey shirt.

Picture a picture. We're the one you are imagining.

I was going to take a photo of that bank billboard but I didn't want the other people on the tube platform to think that I liked it, I know I'll never see them again but the thought of that judgement would weigh down on me for years.

Picture a row of philosophy grads photographing the adverts on the Tube. We're the one yelling "It's coz they're fucking gash" at the top of his voice

Picture a row of horrible adverts for shit banks. We're the one you've never heard of before.

made me think of
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQFji4TOSxWtXNs2a3Zdv6ZSv7BXSlIUDa6uqViTOwDgvfTFfFtzA

there's a tv advert that is pretty much that text done as an animation. sucks as a tv ad too.

firstdirect campaign slowly puttin me in shutdown

Yeah, firstdirect TV campaign is getting right on my tits. "We're not really like a bank" - THEN WHY WOULD I WANT TO USE YOU AS A BANK, YOU FUCKWITS?

O lord I just meant the tube ads. Heaven help my heart if I see a full-length commercial

Oh it is bad. It is bad bad bad.

If you really want to make yourself ill, have a look the "fun fact friday" and "wise words wednesday" posts on their facebook page.

http://discover.firstdirect.com/images/discover/statement/chess.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/p480x480/946924_519597494771706_1202077967_n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/p480x480/601462_490016937729762_1780009697_n.jpg

oh those jokers!

http://discover.firstdirect.com/images/discover/statement/platypus.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/p480x480/5701_485296431535146_2061416327_n.jpg

these guys don't sound like your stuffy old traditional bank at all!

> Heaven help my heart if I see a full-length commercial

the tv platypus advert is something to behold.

that Mark Radcliffe-sounding platypus fucker must die