Would you rather have been a Beatle, or have walked on the moon?

frank sinatra solved the problem of getting waterfalls of pussy but it had to be solved all over again by the Beatles for a new generation.

picture yourself on a boat on a river / with tangerine trees and waterfalls of pussy

and also picture it on the moon

need a timeline of waterfalls of pussy throughout history tbh

i bet vespucci did better than columbus

http://www.oneism.org/images/INCA_TREE_OF_LIFE.jpg

"Subterranean Light of The Roots"

pretty into the sky jaguar tbh

warning! picture not to scale.

looks like that sky jaguar ate too many magical blueberries

those are souls smart guy. cosmic soul poos.

god has such a modest house. approve.

Would go to skyvillages of the tree spirits for a holiday.

Merseybeat and the Monkees are dead. Moonbahton Is The Thing!

I rarely ask my wife ILX questions but I put this to her last night and it was "the Moon" in a heartbeat then I got "That's not even a question really. People are choosing the Beatles? What? 300 Posts? That's what you people waste your time thinking about?"

That's why I rarely ask my wife ILX questions.

i hope you replied "go to the moon? well that's lucky, cos I gotta crater beer"

''One of these days, Alice! As soon as space tourism becomes affordable to the middle class due to economies of scale!''

one of my greatest fears in life is someday having a level-headed, pragmatic wife who discourages me, even gently, from thinking and talking about "nonsense."

"have some sense of proportion," she would say -- thirty-eight times a day. and so he built the Total Perspective Vortex, just to show her. and into one end he plugged the whole of reality (as extrapolated from a fairy-cake), and into the other end he plugged his wife. so that when he turned it on she saw in one instant the whole infinity of creation, and herself in relation to it.

to trin tragula's horror, the shock annihilated her brain. but, to his satisfaction, he realized he had conclusively proved that if life is to exist in a universe of this size, the one thing it cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion.

It completely slipped my mind that I walked on the moon earlier this year.

http://s1059.photobucket.com/user/sayhey1/media/moon_zpsaf53f59c.jpg.html

Fun, but I'm still voting Beatle.

http://s1059.photobucket.com/user/sayhey1/media/moon_zpsaf53f59c.jpg

http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t427/sayhey1/moon_zpsaf53f59c.jpg

Great another luna clusterfuck

lol difficult listening hour.

hahaha. i should have added "be dean warehem" as an option just to see if even a single person would click it.

one of my greatest fears in life is someday having a level-headed, pragmatic wife who discourages me, even gently, from thinking and talking about "nonsense."

probably the kind of women that astronauts were married to. you need a yoko.

yoko cuz yolo

Put it this way:

Which of the Beatles would rather have walked on the moon?

And which of the moonwalkers would rather have been in The Beatles?

Christ imagine being stuck in a capsule with John Lennon for four days

I mean I love him but christ.

George is probably maybe the chillest? Moody, but at least more of a listener and sort of quiet.

I can see Michael Collins as a Beatle. He'd be good in a press conference with the lads. Neil's def not a fit, and Buzz is ornery as fuck.

i think ringo would have been the easiest to get along with in a moon capsule. george would be quieter, but in a disconcerting way. pensive and mystical.

which one do you think smelled the worst (while living)?

gotta be john right?

no question

well Paul was the one always walking around barefoot

probably trailing yak shit everywhere after his afternoon on the farm or whatever

new poll question?

a brave new voyage of beatles exploration begins

john seems like he would have been pretty smelly towards the end

idk though

ringo LOVED garlic knots though and would order them whenever possible

paul was dead

having garlic breath vs. smelling like a hippie vs. smelling like a corpse

would rather walk on a beatle

the dung beatles

george seems like he would've been kind of a neat freak.

when he wasn't on heroin john was obsessive-compulsive about being clean and took multiple baths a day, at least according to the goldman book.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-VD3eUBZZayA/T0eS-pz48GI/AAAAAAAABEQ/tsWLYOGWzOM/s1600/john-lennon-taking-a-bath.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DpZwRfwryg&noredirect=1

Ringo supposedly ate nothing but canned beans when they went to Rishikesh. Packed a trunkful of 'em.

so to speak