Would you rather have been a Beatle, or have walked on the moon?

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(is george flipping off the camera?)

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 23:34 (ten years ago) link

Tripping off certainly

i gave ten pounds and all i got was a lousy * (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 23:34 (ten years ago) link

i forget which astronaut it was, but he did say that one look at earth from that perspective turned him into a pacifist.
it was like instant karma.

Self-promoting a small essay I wrote about the history of the first "Spaceship Earth photograph" and how it became a symbol of tech-hippie empowerment. Also includes Mad Men.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 23:43 (ten years ago) link

great stuff, Elvis!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 23:47 (ten years ago) link

I'm not convinced by these half-assed arguments that exploring the earth is somehow JUST LIKE exploring the moon gtfo with that shit

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 23:52 (ten years ago) link

it's not just like, it's similar. just like being a bar band is similar to being a fucking Beatle.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 23:53 (ten years ago) link

would you rather be astronauts in space camp or in the beatles during germany?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 23:55 (ten years ago) link

I voted "Beatle" without even having to think about it but I do think there is a bigger difference between exploring another continent on the same planet and going to the moon than there is between playing in a bar band and playing in the Beatles.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 23:56 (ten years ago) link

I spent a month on a dutch trawler once i cant imagine the journey to the moon was any nicer an experience speaking practically, so gettin 5x the value from my bounce for a couple days meh not worth it

i gave ten pounds and all i got was a lousy * (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:00 (ten years ago) link

if they landed on some swingin planet with some alien babes, bourbon flowing in rivers, whip cream covered mountains, dr pepper falling as rain, sign me up. they left the earth's atmosphere, could not leave their tiny lil pod otherwise they'd die, then landed on a big desolate rock w/no atmosphere so they couldn't take off the cocoon-like spacesuits otherwise they'd die. sweetest part was being able to brag about it and get free grandslams at Denny's for 50 yrs afterwards.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:06 (ten years ago) link

Here's a crazy secret from the space program: The solution to providing air to people in environments where there is no air had been trivially obvious since the late 19th century, when it was called "deep sea diving." And Jacques Cousteau made it super-easy nearly 30 years before we landed someone on the moon.

Water won't penetrate if yr suit has a microscopic hole, whereas in space that's all yr air gone.

Mark G, Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:26 (ten years ago) link

As I recall, they didn't use anything remotely resembling scuba technology for the space program. Pressurized air/oxygen would be so heavy they'd never get the capsule into orbit.

Aimless, Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:30 (ten years ago) link

i forget which astronaut it was, but he did say that one look at earth from that perspective turned him into a pacifist.
it was like instant karma.

reading the wikis for the 12 guys who went up there, I was surprised that a couple of them are climate change deniers.

wk, Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:35 (ten years ago) link

climate never changes inside that suit

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:39 (ten years ago) link

wow the hippie logic on display in this thread

I feel like I've been such a hippie on this thread but on the other hand by picking beatles I'm denying the whole "space is the place" / "interstellar overdrive" / "space is deep" side of my imagination. but then it occurred to me that maybe I wasn't really that into space all of this time but maybe space was like a metaphor or for inner space man. woah, makes you think.

wk, Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:40 (ten years ago) link

Many xp, I'm not saying the astronauts used scuba technology; I'm saying "How do we give people air where there's no air?" was not some previously unimaginable engineering problem that humans had never tackled before.

Water won't penetrate if yr suit has a microscopic hole, whereas in space that's all yr air gone.

Depends how deep you are and what kind of suit. You gain one atomsphere every 33 feet.

Aso at least two astronauts, including Gene Cernan, have survived having their suits torn while in vacuum. A microscopic hole in a pressure suit, depending on location, depth and your distance from the spacecraft, is far from a death sentence.

You people watch too many movies.

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:53 (ten years ago) link

In other words, the problem had already been solved long before, but that solution was not useful in space, so it had to be solved all over again in an entirely new way.

Aimless, Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:02 (ten years ago) link

I know, it's almost as if instead of arising out of whole cloth anew each time, science and engineering build on a groundwork of what came before, even if it doesn't provide a direct solution. Crazy!

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:05 (ten years ago) link

frank sinatra solved the problem of getting waterfalls of pussy but it had to be solved all over again by the Beatles for a new generation.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:10 (ten years ago) link

picture yourself on a boat on a river / with tangerine trees and waterfalls of pussy

Treeship, Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:15 (ten years ago) link

and also picture it on the moon

Treeship, Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:15 (ten years ago) link

need a timeline of waterfalls of pussy throughout history tbh

i bet vespucci did better than columbus

mookieproof, Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:25 (ten years ago) link

"Subterranean Light of The Roots"

Treeship, Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:27 (ten years ago) link

pretty into the sky jaguar tbh

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:35 (ten years ago) link

warning! picture not to scale.

Aimless, Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:42 (ten years ago) link

looks like that sky jaguar ate too many magical blueberries

wk, Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:29 (ten years ago) link

those are souls smart guy. cosmic soul poos.

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:39 (ten years ago) link

god has such a modest house. approve.

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:45 (ten years ago) link

Would go to skyvillages of the tree spirits for a holiday.

beingcutesince1980 (captain rosie), Thursday, 16 May 2013 07:30 (ten years ago) link

Merseybeat and the Monkees are dead. Moonbahton Is The Thing!

how's life, Thursday, 16 May 2013 09:39 (ten years ago) link

I rarely ask my wife ILX questions but I put this to her last night and it was "the Moon" in a heartbeat then I got "That's not even a question really. People are choosing the Beatles? What? 300 Posts? That's what you people waste your time thinking about?"

That's why I rarely ask my wife ILX questions.

The Parvenu Fucktard (onimo), Thursday, 16 May 2013 12:32 (ten years ago) link

i hope you replied "go to the moon? well that's lucky, cos I gotta crater beer"

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Thursday, 16 May 2013 12:37 (ten years ago) link

''One of these days, Alice! As soon as space tourism becomes affordable to the middle class due to economies of scale!''

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link

one of my greatest fears in life is someday having a level-headed, pragmatic wife who discourages me, even gently, from thinking and talking about "nonsense."

Treeship, Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:47 (ten years ago) link

"have some sense of proportion," she would say -- thirty-eight times a day. and so he built the Total Perspective Vortex, just to show her. and into one end he plugged the whole of reality (as extrapolated from a fairy-cake), and into the other end he plugged his wife. so that when he turned it on she saw in one instant the whole infinity of creation, and herself in relation to it.

to trin tragula's horror, the shock annihilated her brain. but, to his satisfaction, he realized he had conclusively proved that if life is to exist in a universe of this size, the one thing it cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion.

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:50 (ten years ago) link

It completely slipped my mind that I walked on the moon earlier this year.

http://s1059.photobucket.com/user/sayhey1/media/moon_zpsaf53f59c.jpg.html

Fun, but I'm still voting Beatle.

clemenza, Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:50 (ten years ago) link

Great another luna clusterfuck

i gave ten pounds and all i got was a lousy * (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:54 (ten years ago) link

lol difficult listening hour.

Treeship, Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:54 (ten years ago) link

hahaha. i should have added "be dean warehem" as an option just to see if even a single person would click it.

Treeship, Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:55 (ten years ago) link

one of my greatest fears in life is someday having a level-headed, pragmatic wife who discourages me, even gently, from thinking and talking about "nonsense."

probably the kind of women that astronauts were married to. you need a yoko.

wk, Thursday, 16 May 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link

yoko cuz yolo

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:12 (ten years ago) link

Put it this way:

Which of the Beatles would rather have walked on the moon?

And which of the moonwalkers would rather have been in The Beatles?

Mark G, Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:18 (ten years ago) link

Christ imagine being stuck in a capsule with John Lennon for four days

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:27 (ten years ago) link

I mean I love him but christ.

George is probably maybe the chillest? Moody, but at least more of a listener and sort of quiet.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:28 (ten years ago) link

I can see Michael Collins as a Beatle. He'd be good in a press conference with the lads. Neil's def not a fit, and Buzz is ornery as fuck.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:29 (ten years ago) link

i think ringo would have been the easiest to get along with in a moon capsule. george would be quieter, but in a disconcerting way. pensive and mystical.

Treeship, Thursday, 16 May 2013 21:10 (ten years ago) link


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