#focus#mustwin#playoffs#drama? : 2013 NBA playoffs

spencer hawes, douche-american, is in france working on our international rep

Spencer Hawes ‏@spencerhawes00 2h
Waitress just told me she hated English. I asked her if she preferred it to German? #urwelcome

haha burn

spencer hawse liberator of frogs

also clearly said event never happened

"Franklin Roosevelt sends his regards." *puts on fedora* *tips 5% in US bills* *jumps into f-15 and flies directly to Wichita*

Tipping in France is part of the bill.

are there any threads on that topic

haha

http://wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net/809EBF/ec-origin.philly.barstoolsports.com/files/2012/08/spencer-hawes-back-to-back-world-war-champs-e1346175637516.jpg

No one tell Spencer that we're basically 1-1 w/ a no decision since then #RIPDwightD #RIPStorminNorm

no one tell him we barely fought in the 1st ww

or as i like to call it the great war

so weird to me that dude was born and raised in Seattle, like where are the conservatives in Seattle!

But then I was hangin out at a Portland dive last night and got Reditt Libertarianed by a dude wearing a Lincoln-as-Wolverine tshirt, who began conversation with "so what president do you think would make the best superhero?" so politically conscious shitheads don't care for geography I suppose.

well...don't leave us hangin, which prez???

I kinda mumbled something about how Taft seems like a good secret identity. Didn't really want to engage a guy who I'd overheard moments before rambling about the gold standard and how the federal reserve is "technically illegal."

the correct answer is rutherford b. hayes

jimmy carter

ugh that is so terrible i wouldve just looked away

as a pickup line it's worked for me about 75% of the time

*cut to scene of 乒乓 settling down couch next to a pile of garbage bags filled with leaves* hey baby

wtf just turned on bulls/heat game and it's 18-4. can we just euthanize these Bulls already plz.

http://i.imgur.com/T14cEkI.jpg

well the bulls well at least always have that one game

and the streak-buster

haha clay that is amazing

you should have flipped it on him and asked which superhero would make the best president and you can't pick reed richards and dropped the mic and walked away

i had forgotten until the other night that rip hamilton was on the bulls

rip rip

bulls played a great series considering all their players were injured

heat are +63 in four games

i had forgotten until the other night that rip hamilton was on the bulls

― joe smith avatar (agent hibachi), Wednesday, May 15, 2013 7:27 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

remember when he was their missing piece

you are a irredeemable front runner jordan

from what I can tell, everyone under 30 w/o strong ties to a hometown team is

bulls are missing what three starters they won a game and kept two others close and a tiny dude on a minimum contract torched the heat

i don't think it's necessarily a bad thing, i mean i grew up in upstate NY and started liking the nuggets once they got carmelo (i was a syracuse fan obv) -- my fandom waxed and waned over the years. i don't see why sports can't be like music where you like this band a lot because they make a couple of awesome records but then you end up liking other bands more

that's not how sports culture works dummy

and highest paid player on active roster is carlos fucking boozer

irredeemable!

yeah I'm not down with that. my grandpa liked the white sox and only the white sox from 1917 until he died in 2004. sox finally won in 2005 and my uncle bought him a ticket, sat next to empty seat at one of the WS games. you don't get shit like that w/fly by night fandom. there's lots of ill effects from it imo.

being a disloyal sports fan is def a personal failing but I can live w it, taking it to the next level w bandwagon gloating on the pre assembled best team in the league is just too much, its like when people move to ny from ohio or w/e become yankee fans and start talking abt 27 championships, shameless

J0rdan S.
Posted: May 15, 2013, 11:23:48 PM
well the bulls well at least always have that one game

ur better than this bro

kids today with their rock music and walkingmans are just too impatient to deal w/a team who's in an extended doldrums phase

rip heat, good run

i feel bad for ppl who don't have teams--they're just floating around in the ether, desperate to cling on to something.

rip hamilton blocking wade on the fastbreak probably the lowest moment of wade's career

bosh shooting 7/14 from three in the playoffs now

He's the next Steph Curry.

lol how did the bulls tie this

they're shooting 51% from the field and 4-5 from three

heat will always have those 1st 8 minutes

and 8 playoff victories over the bulls