Would you rather have been a Beatle, or have walked on the moon?

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how many people could we have fed, tho, if we didn't buy any beatles records

"In 2009, NASA held a symposium on project costs which presented an estimate of the Apollo program costs in 2005 dollars as roughly $170 billion." pretty sure that the total gross revenue of the beatles corporation is some number lower than that.

wk, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 04:16 (ten years ago) link

Would you rather have been on Apollo 13 or been a member of Badfinger?

wk, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 04:16 (ten years ago) link

'deep space homer' is better than that b-sharps episode

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 04:23 (ten years ago) link

I think a lot of the space vs. beatles stuff itt loses sight of the fact that the question in the OP doesn't demand an opinion that casts any kind of judgement on the two occupations. it's just a personal preference. as a musician I would pick the life that involves music every time. to be totally honest I would choose to be a member of the dave matthews band or some shit over an apollo astronaut any day, because that's the lifestyle for me and I have no interest in science, math, the military, bureaucracy, danger, adventure, etc.

wk, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 04:33 (ten years ago) link

this poll is not about whether you'd prefer to be a Beatle or walk on the moon

fit and working again, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 04:37 (ten years ago) link

Would you rather be a member of Sonic Youth or have walked across the United States?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 04:37 (ten years ago) link

wk you should play the first concert...

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 04:39 (ten years ago) link

...on the moon

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 04:39 (ten years ago) link

on acid?

wk, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 04:41 (ten years ago) link

you'll never listen to surf music again

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 04:43 (ten years ago) link

hear, fuck

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 04:50 (ten years ago) link

a slowly gnawing six-minute doubt that one was

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 04:50 (ten years ago) link

This was a really easy "Beatles" for me. I barely lasted a year as a science major in undergrad.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 05:04 (ten years ago) link

I'm biased. My college life was spent mostly as an astrophysicist... and most often I'm the one reviving the astronomy threads.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 06:05 (ten years ago) link

as a musician I would pick the life that involves music every time

As a musician I would pick WALKING ON THE MOTHERFUCKING MOON.

emil.y, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 12:07 (ten years ago) link

(Explicit Lyrics)

- The Police

The Parvenu Fucktard (onimo), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 14:06 (ten years ago) link

As a musician I would pick WALKING ON THE MOTHERFUCKING MOON.

that's not one of the options though

wk, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:06 (ten years ago) link

Its true. You can't choose to walk on the moon now, but you can choose to have walked on it 40 something years ago. A subtle distinction.

Treeship, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:10 (ten years ago) link

Walking on the moon, cos in space, no-one can hear the Beatles

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link

On the other hand, the question doesn't actually seem to require that you live the exact life of Buzz Aldrin - you just "have walked on the moon." Maybe they stow you away and then you get to go about your business as you like. Whereas you actually have to be a Beatle, which is a rougher trade. I could dig being Ringo at this point, but John and George both died young and all of them seem to have gone through extensive, ugly bummer periods, in large part drug-related and, I just dunno.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:18 (ten years ago) link

Its true. You can't choose to walk on the moon now, but you can choose to have walked on it 40 something years ago. A subtle distinction.

right, you get to have a 70 year old's memory of something that happened for 7 hours tops over 40 years ago.

wk, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:21 (ten years ago) link

Yeah but also you would have been an American hero throughout your life and you are part of a very elite group, bc only several people have done what you did.

Treeship, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link

nobody here is saying they would do it for the heroism though. they're just saying "WALKING ON THE MOTHERFUCKING MOON."

wk, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link

I don't buy that as a motivating factor -- if it was, can I interest you in being part of the elite squad that raided bin laden?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:27 (ten years ago) link

Lol i wonder if kathryn bigelow would choose that.

Treeship, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rqm4BVFYHd8

emil.y, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:29 (ten years ago) link

you are part of a very elite group, bc only several people have done what you did.

People who walked on Moon - 12
Beatles - 4*

*ok 6 but who the fuck wants to be Pete Best or Stuart Sutcliffe?

The Parvenu Fucktard (onimo), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:32 (ten years ago) link

Would you rather have been a 5th Beatle, or the guy who stayed in the capsule while the other guys walked on the moon?

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:33 (ten years ago) link

Michael Collins is a cool dude, I'd be okay being him

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:35 (ten years ago) link

Wouldn't really want to have been one of the dudes who got shot either.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:36 (ten years ago) link

Yeah there are 4 beatles but thousands of known, accomplished musicians. The Beatles are a singular entity bc of their historical importance, but what they did is similar to what a lot of other people do, even if you think theyre the greatest band ever ( i do not, but i like them.)

Treeship, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:37 (ten years ago) link

The average age of a moon walker was almost 40 - that's a lot of pre-moon time being a military pilot/engineer type while everyone else was getting off their faces and listening to the Beatles.

The Parvenu Fucktard (onimo), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link

Yeah there are 4 beatles but thousands of known, accomplished musicians. The Beatles are a singular entity bc of their historical importance, but what they did is similar to what a lot of other people do, even if you think theyre the greatest band ever ( i do not, but i like them.)

yeah, but I would pick the life of almost any of those other musicians over being an astronaut.

wk, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link

wk speaks for many of us there

Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link

Oh i'm with you wk. just trying to clarify the "stakes" of this question.

Treeship, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link

Is being Klaus Voorman an option here? That dude is pretty cool.

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link

there are no beatles song with "moon" in the title (I mean composed by them).
coincidence ?

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link

TS: Wang Dang Sweet Poontang vs. Tang

wk, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link

right, you get to have a 70 year old's memory of something that happened for 7 hours tops over 40 years ago.

Actually by the time of Apollo 17, they were camped out there for three days and spending 7 hours every day out on the surface.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link

that's a vacation I want to take

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:45 (ten years ago) link

sounds like a drag

wk, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:48 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAC-eIuvqhg

The moon is dead
There is no life upon the moon
And it's cold even when it shines
Totally empty, no one home
The moon is dead,
The moon is dead.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:50 (ten years ago) link

^^^ catchy but not as good as the beatles IMO

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:50 (ten years ago) link

I'll never get to be a Beatle, but two weeks ago I did get to walk on that volcanic plain where the astronauts trained.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:51 (ten years ago) link

wow elvis that's awesome! I love that panorama you made!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:55 (ten years ago) link

The Beatles are a singular entity bc of their historical importance, but what they did is similar to what a lot of other people do, even if you think theyre the greatest band ever ( i do not, but i like them.)

Similar yes. There are thousands who did similar thing to men walking on the moon. Lots of explorers, lots of people who hopped around on rocky surfaces, lots of people rode in really fast vessels on long journeys. Yes, no one else has walked on the fucking moon, just like no one else has been the most famous fucking band of all time.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 22:09 (ten years ago) link

There are thousands who did similar thing to men walking on the moon.

not really. closest thing is maybe the guys who first scaled Everest (w/out oxygen).

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 22:11 (ten years ago) link

afaik other explorers all had access to air and gravity which are, you know, kind of a big deal

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 22:12 (ten years ago) link


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