Would you rather have been a Beatle, or have walked on the moon?

how many people could we have fed, tho, if we didn't buy any beatles records

*hadn't bought

YOLO

i think i've spent less than $50 altogether on beatles records in my life and i have ten of them or something.

there's an awful lot of you tho!

i have another nabokov telegram for this thread, weirdly, but i promise that as far as i know nabokov only sent two telegrams about the moon. it's lol cuz the last sentence is posts very much in character:

TREADING THE SOIL OF THE MOON STOP PALPATING ITS PEBBLES STOP TASTING THE PANIC AND SPLENDOR OF THE EVENT STOP FEELING IN THE PIT OF ONE'S STOMACH THE SEPARATION FROM TERRA STOP THESE FORM THE MOST ROMANTIC SENSATION AN EXPLORER HAS EVER KNOWN STOP THE UTILITARIAN RESULTS DO NOT INTEREST ME STOP

Nabokov telegrams <3

i loved the nabokov quote about being afraid of neil armstrong making a wisecrack, because you know that if they sent vladimir up there he would have said something sarcastic.

omg I love that dlh

yeah that is a great telegram.

Which conspiracy theory is better, "Paul is dead" or "Moon landing was faked"?

beatles, i'm too wimpy to go to the moon

Beatles, easy.

moon landing conspiracy's way better, paul-is-dead was always kinda lame and forced

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/129730596/2630509441_944a6ee3e2_m.jpg

paul is dead is way more convincing if you watch the shining

Moon landing conspiracy is vastly more entertainingly batshit, not least because those that adhere to it are themselves entertainingly batshit. And the "Paul is dead" thing was conceived of as a prank from the start.

xpost Hey the Beatles wanted to do "Clockwork Orange"

neil = john
buzz = paul
??? = george
??? = ringo

I'd actually go with...

Neil = George
Buzz = Paul
Alan Shepard = John
Pete Conrad = Ringo

BBC soundtracked part of it's first moon landing coverage with an unreleased Pink Floyd instrumental.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2HHT7txFQ0

Answer: MOON MOON MOON

TS:

having to deal with all the endless bullshit from ex-band members, Abbey Road engineers saying "you can't do that!", Alan Klein, former Beatlemaniacs, John's infinite ability to be cooler and more clever than you, and Paul's endless "let's get back to basics maaan!" only to have work you did thirty years earlier be shit on by Jeff Lynne and Cirque du Soleil.

vs.

being outside on a summer night with your wife/kids/grandkids/anyone - someone says "hey, look at the moon" and you automatically start grinning.

<3

or, alternately, you could have a panic attack/ptsd flashback every time you look at the moon, as you remember how vulnerable you felt that far from your home planet...

I must confess I did grin when buzz aldrin punched out that moon hoax conspiracy nut.
But I would be sad if that nut turned out to be nardwuar

if paul mccartney punched narduwar i would not grin

or, alternately, you could have a panic attack/ptsd flashback every time you look at the moon, as you remember how vulnerable you felt that far from your home planet...

From my point of view... total bullshit.

Tempted by Beatles - though rich people generally do it wrong, the freedom of hundreds of millions of dollars to just travel constantly and indulge in whatever hobbies or interests might come along is hard to pass up. OTOH, being as rich as Paul McCartney seems like it would only be fun if you were relatively anonymous. No stalkers, divorce drama, possible shootings.

First to walk on the moon - you're not going to die penniless, you'll still have massive pull with the ladies and you got to experience something only a few other people ever have and no one had before.

Moon wins.

if paul mccartney punched narduwar i would not grin

Would love to see McCartney punch out a "Paul is dead" conspiracy theorist.

itt people get emotional about space (i believe in)

if the Beatle fame experience had been better, the answer might change - a band that was important and got to tour and play live for 20-30 years. Neil Young would be a harder call, or even a Rolling Stone

xpost Hey the Beatles wanted to do "Clockwork Orange"

did not know this and looked it up and i guess they wanted to score it and mick jagger wanted to be alex? which, still wow, but i assumed you meant that the beatles had wanted to play the droogs which would have been ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING

being a rolling stone in 2013 would be bleak, come on. they are my favorite band and i am saying this. better to be ringo than keith. xpost

paul mccartney punching nardwuar is making me lol so much

Nardwuar: hey buzz! I have a present for you!
Buzz: is ... is that the golden record from the voyager mission?
Nardwuar: va-voom!

No disrespect to Gil Scott-Heron, but the dough would not have been used for that if there had been no space program. Trust me.

no of course it wouldn't have! but that's the thing, sending a man to the moon represents the pinnacle of mankind reaching for the impossible. but then at the same time as beautiful and romantic as it is, it also kind of represents the ultimate failure of imagination. we're all resigned to the fact that making things better here on earth is impossible.

Going to start a "Would you rather have been a Vanilla Fudge, or have climbed Mount Everest?" thread tomorrow. Not optimistic it will get much response.

how many people could we have fed, tho, if we didn't buy any beatles records

"In 2009, NASA held a symposium on project costs which presented an estimate of the Apollo program costs in 2005 dollars as roughly $170 billion." pretty sure that the total gross revenue of the beatles corporation is some number lower than that.

Would you rather have been on Apollo 13 or been a member of Badfinger?

'deep space homer' is better than that b-sharps episode

I think a lot of the space vs. beatles stuff itt loses sight of the fact that the question in the OP doesn't demand an opinion that casts any kind of judgement on the two occupations. it's just a personal preference. as a musician I would pick the life that involves music every time. to be totally honest I would choose to be a member of the dave matthews band or some shit over an apollo astronaut any day, because that's the lifestyle for me and I have no interest in science, math, the military, bureaucracy, danger, adventure, etc.

this poll is not about whether you'd prefer to be a Beatle or walk on the moon

Would you rather be a member of Sonic Youth or have walked across the United States?

wk you should play the first concert...

...on the moon

on acid?

you'll never listen to surf music again

hear, fuck

a slowly gnawing six-minute doubt that one was

This was a really easy "Beatles" for me. I barely lasted a year as a science major in undergrad.