I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/05/14/bea-arthur-naked-up-for-sale.html

― i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Tuesday, May 14, 2013 3:20 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Someone get stet to put up a donation link

― AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Tuesday, May 14, 2013 3:25 PM (34 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can we replace Mordy's gold star w/naked pic of bea arthur plz

omg i just got that Airheads joke

frank sinatra solved the problem of getting waterfalls of pussy but it had to be solved all over again by the Beatles for a new generation.

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, May 15, 2013 9:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

picture yourself on a boat on a river / with tangerine trees and waterfalls of pussy

― Treeship, Wednesday, May 15, 2013 9:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and also picture it on the moon

― Treeship, Wednesday, May 15, 2013 9:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, that was ace

am i crazy or does the riot fest lineup for this year look pretty fun?

http://www.riotfest.org/

like even the bands i don't care that much about would probably be enjoyable live. it would be a very nostalgia-riffic show.

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, May 16, 2013 12:58 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

however there are "no d'bags allowed" so i guess i shouldn't bother

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, May 16, 2013 12:59 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or is that a band?

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, May 16, 2013 1:00 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha ha ha it is a band wtf

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, May 16, 2013 1:00 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or maybe it isn't. i'm so confused.

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, May 16, 2013 1:02 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

women have no taste

― akm, Thursday, May 16, 2013 8:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thank god, otherwise I'd still be single

― AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Thursday, May 16, 2013 9:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

loool

it's funny how 'cute' has morphed over the years into 'dead-eyed asshole' bc that's kind of what he looks like in most of the pics i've seen.

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, May 16, 2013 3:57 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you're unfamiliar with the old phrase "cute as a dead-eyed asshole"?

― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, May 16, 2013 3:59 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

With some edits:

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Approximately when did Ian Curtis make the jump from sad story from secular sainthood? Each year, more and more people seem to treat the day of his death as some kind of sacred thing.

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, May 18, 2013 8:38 AM (2 hours ago)

Approximately as soon as news of his death first got out

― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Saturday, May 18, 2013 8:40 AM (2 hours ago)

this is pretty true iirc. the first time I heard The Story of Joy Division from a friend who had the main two albums, it was already drenched in myth. however then by the time I went to college in my mid-twenties, eight years later or so, I had the great good fortune to be in a class where there's a couple sophomores talking before the professor gets to class, right, and so they're like 20 or so - I would have been 26 I guess at this point - and one of them was telling the other about this crazy guy, Ian Curtis, from this band called Joy Division, and they were, like, really depressing, and into death, right, so he got a giant ice block brought to his house and put a noose around his neck and tied it to the ceiling and then sat on top of the ice block and waited for the ice to melt.

hand to God the one was telling the other one this story as "have you heard this amazing but true story." no I did not go to college at the University of Dumb People these were like normal college kids

― Oral Sex in Sharp’s Ridge Park (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, May 18, 2013 11:07 AM (12 minutes ago)

are you sure it wasn't a seven sisters cross-registration kind of arrangement

― j., Saturday, May 18, 2013 11:14 AM (5 minutes ago)

: D

welcome to modern ILM, which is basically a neverending competition to be the first person to correctly call something passe
--far too much asshole flesh (DJP)

Hasn't it been this way since like2006

― steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, May 18, 2013 11:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this post is like looking into mirrors facing each other
― ciderpress, Sunday, May 19, 2013 1:06 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol

I liked ILX better when it was all ppl pretending to like Big & Rich and elaborate catfishing schemes

Read that someone pretending to be Big and Rich for catfishing purposes.

Save a horse, ride a kayak.

Read that someone pretending to be Big and Rich for catfishing purposes.

I assume one does this by sending the victim two identical e-mails in all caps at the same time.

In other news, my flatmate served Tony Adams at Apple this week. He didn't have an appointment and only kinda recognising him from the 90s, she asked if he was Jimmy Nail and he said no but awkwardly tried a geordie accent a lot while she was fixing his mac. It was only a bit later when a collegue told her she found out it was my embarrassing childhood idol.

― tell me more (a hoy hoy), Sunday, May 19, 2013 1:57 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don't think you can rule out that it actually was Jimmy Nail

― Hearing moyes confirmedare we hearing m (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, May 19, 2013 2:00 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nah he had to put his details in or something. Wrote his name Tony Adams MBE as well.

― tell me more (a hoy hoy), Sunday, May 19, 2013 2:19 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Still don't think we can rule out it was Jimmy Nail

― Hearing moyes confirmedare we hearing m (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, May 19, 2013 2:21 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"who still talks nowadays of the extermination of the armenians?" - jj abrams

― balls, Sunday, May 19, 2013 7:42 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I've seen that like three times on ILX now; have to presume he's getting popular?

― klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Sunday, May 19, 2013 6:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don't know. Including this one, I posted it twice. Don't know who the third person was.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, May 19, 2013 6:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

prob grady

― klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Sunday, May 19, 2013 6:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no.

― gr8080, Sunday, May 19, 2013 9:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it was def grady

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, May 19, 2013 10:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there's a grady now?

hahaha

Oy. Didn't mean to offend anyone. Sorry, crüt. Will bow out of thread...

― That elusive North American wood-ape (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, May 21, 2013 5:59 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no don't go! I've been kind of on edge lately. sorry for lashing out.

― ḉrut (crüt), woensdag 22 mei 2013 1:16 (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

NO FUCK THAT GUY CRUT I GOT YR BACK PUNKS JUMP UP TO GET BEAT DOWN

― balls, woensdag 22 mei 2013 1:32 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

In an interview in 'Scoop with Raya', Vin Diesel mentioned that 'Fast 8' may be filmed in Egypt, with a 9th Fast and Furious in Guam.

why not space dude? why not space?

― da croupier, Wednesday, May 22, 2013 2:21 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or Hell

Why not filmed live in the cinema where you're watching it?

when we troll, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll troll again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's trolls ... and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do.

― mimicking regular benevloent (sic) users' names (President Keyes), Thursday, May 23, 2013 12:07 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

mordy if this pathetic routine is just a ploy to make us feel sympathy for you and your racist settler state... well then it's working--come on in for a hug ya big ole lump!

― flopson, Thursday, May 23, 2013 3:47 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

lol where is that from

thats so good

one time I went to a pizza hut with a can of pineapple chunks and just started shaking them all over everybodys pizza, the kids were cheering, the moms were crying, a disabled vet stood up from his wheelchair and saluted me

― 乒乓, Thursday, May 23, 2013 9:04 PM

haha man alltime classic from flopson

Sven Vath waves records in the air but there I think it means "whooow I am really fucking high, feel the way the air curves around this and trickles through my fingers, hey I appear to have danced across the stage, where are the decks, I love you"

― why does Kanye say he was based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire? (sic), Thursday, May 16, 2013 2:33 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4517/robot20dinosaur20sex.jpg

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, May 23, 2013 6:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Feeling this one.

― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, May 23, 2013 6:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh shit i know the perfect thread for that one

― Mordy , Thursday, May 23, 2013 6:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well it's not going to help anyone learn Mandarin any quicker

― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, May 23, 2013 7:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If only there was some way I could find out the Chinese for 'do not want'.

不要

要要要要要 要要要要要 要要要要要
要要要要要 要要要要要 要要要要要
要要要要要 要要要要要 要要要要要
要要要要要 要要要要要 要要要要要
要要要要要 要要要要要 要要要要要

'
'
^

hahaha

ha good work

amazing

:D

assuming that that character means 'want', the game Bananaman Begins is playing is that of Enlightenment - for what is Enlightenment but the abolishment of all desires?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/55/%E4%B8%8D-order.gifhttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bc/%E8%A6%81-order.gif

"Want" kinda looks Katamari dude.

If you own a pizzeria and you put a salad bar in that pizzeria, people will steal everything in that salad bar and dip their pizza in it when god isn't looking

― a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:22 (1 minute ago)

tip: sufjan grafton is in it to win it on the pizza toppings thread

idg RS/bananaman's

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Invaders

haaaah