oh my god this movie
― horseshoe, Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:42 (ten years ago) link
I embarrassed my movie companions by flailing around in disgust and futy
― horseshoe, Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link
fury
tell me in detail how terrible it was pleeeeeease horseshoe
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:48 (ten years ago) link
Was there a long slow tracking shot from overhead with Gatsby in the pool, the camera pulling away to show a perfectly circular swirl of red leaves, as the xx's song on the soundtrack played?
(A good friend made an exact bet that this is how the song would be used and in what context.)
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:04 (ten years ago) link
i need a hate-filled horseshoe review of this
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:13 (ten years ago) link
^^^
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:14 (ten years ago) link
I want to know if the totally minor, non-life-threatening drunken car accident is exaggerated into some kind of hit-n-run vehicular manslaughter. That was my big bet on this movie.
― a giant death ray seems a bit overkill (Viceroy), Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:17 (ten years ago) link
i'm seeing this tonight and i've already decided that i like it.
― Treeship, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:36 (ten years ago) link
lol viceroy
― Treeship, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:51 (ten years ago) link
― Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Saturday, 11 May 2013 19:15 (ten years ago) link
based on the costumed attired of everyone lining up out the door of the movie theater i drove by last night, this is like 'episode 1' for the mad men set.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 11 May 2013 22:20 (ten years ago) link
come back horseshoe
― the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 11 May 2013 22:22 (ten years ago) link
needs a few random sprays of tommmygun fire to lend authenticity
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 May 2013 22:23 (ten years ago) link
http://www.vice.com/read/james-francos-impressions-of-gatsby
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link
Would anyone object to a production of Hamlet in outer space?
haha i really want to read this as franco testing the waters for an upcoming project rather than just a rhetorical question
― a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 19:53 (ten years ago) link
he's just filmed Faulkner's As I Lay Dying, presumably set on Earth.
― ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 19:56 (ten years ago) link
xp the best part of that is that the presumed answer is "of course not!"
― 'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 20:02 (ten years ago) link
plz tell me he plays the corpse
― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 20:02 (ten years ago) link
i would def watch franco as hamlet in space
― a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 20:03 (ten years ago) link
http://metro.co.uk/2013/05/15/bret-easton-ellis-baz-luhrmanns-great-gatsby-must-be-a-ghastly-prank-3759717/
The 49-year-old previous suggested that his Twitter feed could be read as his new novel.
― Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 20:03 (ten years ago) link
Franco as Osric would be facile casting.
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 20:18 (ten years ago) link
haha sorry i never returned to vent my spleen!
1. baz luhrmann has some kind of disorder where everything has to be about romantic love--that is not what this book is about! there's a thinness to his interpretation.<---this is a vast understatement of my true feelings. it hardly seems like it's about America at all.
2. if you're going to open your movie with the iconic first words of the novel in voiceover (which you should), don't edit the iconic words. you are not a better writer than f. scott fitzgerald. i wish i could remember exactly how it was reworded, but it basically changed nick's father's advice to him! the nerve!
3. toby maguire sounds like he's going through puberty. and delivers his lines like his reading comprehension is around the level of a young man going through puberty. nick carraway has to be believably smart. wry even. if i had to pick a single worst thing about this movie, it would be toby froggy maguire.
4. why is this movie in 3D?
5. i can't even really talk about the framing device. the doctor at the sanitarium (!!!) uses the words "find solace" at least three times. i kept imagining fitzgerald violently puking and spinning in his grave all at once.
6. there's a throwaway scene of a three black people listening to "Izzo" and riding in a car as the camera pans over cases of Moet. why, Luhrmann?
7. everything that Fitzgerald accomplishes through indirection, luhrmann's script makes explicit. there's a scene where, i think, Nick comments on the eyes of Dr. T.J. Eckleberg. And then intones, "the eyes of God." ow, baz luhrmann.
i really should have posted in the heat of the moment but i was drunk and sleepy. i forget all the details now. diCaprio is not bad, but the direction totally ruins his performance. while Nick is narrating the famous lines about his smile, the camera lingers on diCaprio's face for, like, an hour. even the best actor would seem frozen in place after a while. it's kind of an impossible role, to be fair. one of the people i saw it with said she didn't even sympathize with movie Gatsby, and that it was hard to care about anyone.
things i liked: the hushed version of "Crazy in Love" on the soundtrack. the dude who played Tom is pretty good and god help me, i think his Hitler mustache is kind of a clever visual cue in a totally obvious "do you see? do you see" Luhrmann kind of way.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 20:49 (ten years ago) link
i sort of thought amitabh bachchan was great. too bad he was in it for 2.5 seconds.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 20:57 (ten years ago) link
horseshoe otm all around imho
― a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link
everything that Fitzgerald accomplishes through indirection, luhrmann's script makes explicit.
literature vs film
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link
not that you can probably tell over the luhrmann, but tobey maguire looks like he's stinking the joint up as nick.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, May 23, 2012 9:54 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
turns out, you can totally tell, even though luhrmann's luhrmanning all over the place.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:05 (ten years ago) link
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, May 15, 2013 5:04 PM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yes, and i like that Robert Towne quote you posted upthread, but if you're going to take on this thankless adaptation, don't have tobey fucking maguire actually SAY, "the eyes of God" like you're SparkNotes or some fucking thing. there have to be ways to do this better.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:06 (ten years ago) link
obvs the only way to do it is to read every word of the novel and have it be 8 hours long, like Gatz
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:07 (ten years ago) link
It's just as bad as that EXTREME CLOSE UP LOOK OUT THIS IS IMPORTANT closeup of Robert Redford in the '74 film as he says "Her voice is full of MONEY."
Baz would score that line to Pink Floyd's "Money" though.
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:09 (ten years ago) link
ugh don't remind me
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:10 (ten years ago) link
when they used the VO to give a heavy-handed interpretation of daisy's line about the shirts
― a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:10 (ten years ago) link
ty horeshoe, I feel even better about not seeing this
I'm sure I'll watch it out of curiosity when it's on tv or something but there's no way I'm going to the theater to see it, I'd rather put spoons in my eyes
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:11 (ten years ago) link
that was bad
― a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:12 (ten years ago) link
if you're going to do a lit classic, you either do it with pungent typecasting like Lean in Great Ezpectations -- but then Dickens is so different, begging to be PERFORMED -- or shake things up like Campion w/ Portrait of a Lady.
if neither of those will work, do an original or a pulp adap, so no one will be grading you.
― ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:12 (ten years ago) link
i did think that the actor who played tom was a good physical match to how i imagined tom in the novel, at least much more than bruce dern in that respect
― a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:14 (ten years ago) link
yes, i agree, elmo. the 1974 movie is crappy as far as i can remember? i am not sure i've ever seen the whole thing tbh.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link
it's one of the worst films ever made
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link
i don't have such a bad recollection of the '74 film but it's been since highschool
― a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link
strange that '74 Gatsby's director, Jack Clayton, did the brilliant film of "The Turn of the Screw," The Innocents.
― ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:23 (ten years ago) link
haha thats an awesome post horseshoe
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link
are there any non-gatsby fitzgerald films? 'bernice bobs her hair' might make a good short film.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:25 (ten years ago) link
the guy who played tom is joel edgerton, he has a great old timey mug on him. he looked like a buff conan o'brien in Warrior
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:28 (ten years ago) link
xpost there's a movie version of Keep the Aspidistras Flying and I can't for the life of me remember what it was called, it was Richard e Grant & helena Bonham carter, it was p good!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:28 (ten years ago) link
don't forget the shitty shitty shitty benjy button
― Moldy ★☆☆☆☆ (wins), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:29 (ten years ago) link
can't imagine this gatsby being worse than that
― Moldy ★☆☆☆☆ (wins), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link
People who've seen Gatsby for work are complaining that the characters all look too sweaty. So that's a fail, because preppies don't sweat - they perspire.
― on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link
about the only thing the Clayton version got right: even in an expensive Upper East Side hotel you can still sweat like horses.
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:34 (ten years ago) link
I liked Button, was merely 'suggested' by FSF.
Kazan's Last Tycoon w/ De Niro is fuzzy in my memory. Jason Robards did a Tender Is the Night film, never saw it.
― ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:38 (ten years ago) link
De Niro's quite good in TLT, one of his least heralded performances. The movie's a waste of a good cast though.
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link