Aiiiieeee. I have to say, I'm having a lot more fun with the whacking than I was before it, but I think I might burn out at some point. Mordy, I'll save my next lot of eggs up for you.
― emil.y, Friday, May 10, 2013 9:47 AM (5 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 10 May 2013 14:47 (ten years ago) link
So much potential in that thread. I would've chosen the "smelling a Willie" one myself.
― emil.y, Friday, 10 May 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link
So I'm still whacking. Will the app have to update to go away.
― Jeff, Friday, 10 May 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link
No visible erections, no humping of inanimate objects. Bah.
― Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:08 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― The Parvenu Fucktard (onimo), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 12:17 (ten years ago) link
lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:25 (ten years ago) link
afternoon periods are tough, too. but you should enjoy this time of year!― the late great, Thursday, May 16, 2013
― utilizing my famously feline agility to seek managerial succor (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link
apologies in advance
quoting 77 on ile, see you after the ban expires
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:46 (ten years ago) link
http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=2715238n
― utilizing my famously feline agility to seek managerial succor (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:47 (ten years ago) link
i mean there's a documentary about the drummer from Hole so why not Death?
― unfinest DN (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 16:04 (7 minutes ago) Permalink
― THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link
i think shakey is pretty fantastic up through the early 80s
― seasonal hugs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, October 24, 2012 6:01 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 May 2013 02:26 (ten years ago) link
also I have to say I have a soft spot for balls
― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, June 8, 2013 12:33 PM (1 hour ago)
― post-op1 (electricsound), Saturday, 8 June 2013 03:38 (ten years ago) link
:-D
― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 03:39 (ten years ago) link
lol awesome truth bomb right here. DP is the best.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, June 10, 2013 1:12 AM (14 hours ago)
― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Monday, 10 June 2013 15:32 (ten years ago) link
― wince (imago), Monday, 10 June 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link
tits umbrella raises a good point
― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Monday, June 10, 2013 4:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this one is almost a good pun
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:44 (ten years ago) link
^would eat some hamenuts
xp
― precious bonsai children of new york (Jordan), Wednesday, June 12, 2013 6:13 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:24 (ten years ago) link
when i grow up i want macklemore to eat my asshole
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, June 22, 2013 8:59 PM Bookmark
(not that the context helps it any!!!)
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 23 June 2013 01:08 (ten years ago) link
I know for a fact they haven't had it in the can for a while.
― Deafening silence (DL), Tuesday, July 9, 2013 9:09 AM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Ralph Vogon Williams (NickB), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 09:39 (ten years ago) link
Is there video of that somewhere? Kinda wanna hear the wet slaps.
― Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Friday, July 19, 2013 10:33 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Cap'n Conserv-a-pedia (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 July 2013 14:36 (ten years ago) link
The moment I posted that, I knew ...
― Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Friday, 19 July 2013 14:41 (ten years ago) link
"Negitive Creep" is the only Nirvana song that IS A FADE OUT.― Aja (aja), Saturday, November 22, 2003 6:15 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― waterface, Friday, 19 July 2013 14:52 (ten years ago) link
the whipped cream on the table is very ominous― sugarpants: kind of blurry, kind of double (sugarpants), Thursday, April 7, 2005 10:08 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
That's Donna Michelle. She likes whipped cream.― Curious George (1/6 Scale Model) (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, April 12, 2005 2:02 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― waterface, Friday, 19 July 2013 14:53 (ten years ago) link
Whipped Cream! Put it all over yo' boday!― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, November 7, 2005 3:57 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
perhaps next I will use whippits to make whipped cream.― teeny (teeny), Sunday, April 11, 2004 10:29 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― waterface, Friday, 19 July 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link
I like it smoooooooth. Like butter, or Philadelphia-brand Whipped Cream Cheese.― adam, Saturday, March 2, 2002 1:00 AM (11 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Jello salad with grapes, mandarin orange slices, and whipped cream; fish sticks; glass of Ovaltine.― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, September 13, 2006 9:33 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
oh good, another thread you've ruined
― There shouldn't be a thread for Dennis Perrin tweets. (stevie), Friday, 19 July 2013 15:37 (ten years ago) link
as usual, smells like a boy's bedroom & provides lovely heady catharsis.― ogmor, Monday, June 17, 2013 6:28 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― een, Friday, 19 July 2013 22:41 (ten years ago) link
I fear you will be bummed.
― kraudive, Tuesday, July 23, 2013 10:42 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― There shouldn't be a thread for Dennis Perrin tweets. (stevie), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link
Ha
― mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link
My wife just got a 13", never actually saw an 11" until a week ago and I'm kind if shocked at how tiny it is compared to the bigger one. <…>
― joygoat, 2013年8月2日 星期五 下午3:19 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 2 August 2013 05:27 (ten years ago) link
was just coming here to post that
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 August 2013 06:40 (ten years ago) link
this already got called out in-thread but
i have 7-8 year old horsey sauce packets from arby's in my drawers
― 乒乓, Wednesday, July 31, 2013 11:12 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― suggest bando (The Reverend), Friday, 2 August 2013 10:54 (ten years ago) link
post a sentence ffs
― squeak and gibber (Eight Model Play), Thursday, August 15, 2013 6:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Thursday, 15 August 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link
yeah i think aimless is otm.
― R'LIAH (goole), Tuesday, August 27, 2013 4:43 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
with sexy results
― what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, August 27, 2013 4:43 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― HOOS it because...of steen???? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 16:47 (ten years ago) link
I remember waiting in line at an amusement park a couple of weeks ago and hearing Blurred Lines and thinking that no song could be more appropriate for waiting in line in hot weather surrounded by sweating pre-teens eating various junk foods.
― silverfish, Tuesday, September 3, 2013 8:40 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― da croupier, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 20:49 (ten years ago) link
SIX INCH?
I mean I can handle 3 but 6 is next level
― quincie, Tuesday, September 10, 2013 9:32 PM (41 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 01:34 (ten years ago) link
o shit 77
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 01:35 (ten years ago) link
that's really next level
― forevermore (a maven) (Matt P), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 01:37 (ten years ago) link
mookiefail
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 01:37 (ten years ago) link
i subject myself to the mercy of the court
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 01:38 (ten years ago) link
Hi Dere!
http://media.commercialappeal.com/media/img/photos/2011/02/04/Ronald_Reagan_t607.jpg
― scott seward, Wednesday, October 16, 2013 3:54 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
my favorite era of country
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, October 16, 2013 3:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― pplains, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:59 (ten years ago) link
OH LOUIS SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
― ailsa, Saturday, October 19, 2013 8:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Tesco and Horse Dobbins 2013 (wins), Sunday, 20 October 2013 13:17 (ten years ago) link
:(
― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Sunday, 20 October 2013 13:29 (ten years ago) link
;-)
― Tesco and Horse Dobbins 2013 (wins), Sunday, 20 October 2013 13:31 (ten years ago) link
walsh innit
Nobody wins with meta.
― ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 15:48 (3 years ago)
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 20 October 2013 13:31 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/bC57Yj3.gif
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 20 October 2013 13:32 (ten years ago) link