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The ones that get me are the lone men. They all look the same, gahhh.

-- emil.y (container_driver...), October 6th, 2006 4:47 PM. (emil.y) (link)

StanM (StanM), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:05 (seventeen years ago) link

four weeks pass...
Saaaarf Laaaandaaaaaaan rudeboy is a personal favourite of myself and my friends.
-- Dom Passantino (killallgoth...), March 19th, 2003.

benrique (Enrique), Friday, 3 November 2006 12:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i've only had it once and the person who gave it me called it "roo-bosh".

-- wogan lenin (doglati...), Yesterday 8:15 PM. (dog latin) (later)

ONIMO ph34rz teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Thursday, 9 November 2006 10:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Hahaha c'mon Blount, you've SEEN me jump down someone's throat before! (HI MOMUS I SEND THEE HUGGLEZ AND GUNZ)

-- Dan Perry (djperr...)

and what (ooo), Saturday, 18 November 2006 00:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Fuck's sake am I glad you aren't black.
-- nabisco (--...), November 17th, 2006. (nabisco)

timmy tannin (pompous), Saturday, 18 November 2006 03:47 (seventeen years ago) link

me too -- with a really hairy nipple

-- Maria :D (djdutc...), Monday 9:47 PM. (Maria D.) (later)

ONIMO feels teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:04 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
fuck a horse, sister golden hair

-- PappaWheelie MMCMXL (evieandjo...), January 16th, 2007. (later)

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 23:04 (seventeen years ago) link

oh ive missed this thread. one of my faves, after the unintentional wrestling-buttfuck-nipple-lick imagery thread.

phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:34 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...
transsexaul

-- estela on Tuesday, March 27, 2007 11:57 PM

fuck it

-- estela on Tuesday, March 27, 2007 11:58 PM

onimo, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 08:42 (seventeen years ago) link

This is still totally my fave thread evar :D

Trayce, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 09:25 (seventeen years ago) link

four weeks pass...
"No, you can shove them up your arse."

this one really tickled.

-- CharlieNo4, Thursday, 26 April 2007 02:03 (9 hours ago)

Trayce, Thursday, 26 April 2007 01:10 (sixteen years ago) link

(ooh, that's very wide)

-- koogs,

onimo, Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:30 (sixteen years ago) link

I chose Pornography.

Do we really need two weeks for this?

-- onimo, Saturday, 12 May 2007 23:11 (Yesterday)

Mark G, Monday, 14 May 2007 10:31 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah if you do a gopher you could make some money from the county, too

-- river wolf, Monday, May 14, 2007 5:50 PM (3 minutes ago)

HI DERE, Monday, 14 May 2007 21:54 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm kind of mesmerised by Aldo's.

-- accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:11 (3 minutes ago)

aldo, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:17 (sixteen years ago) link

ethan invented rap music

-- deej, Friday, 18 May 2007 07:04

Frogman Henry, Friday, 18 May 2007 10:07 (sixteen years ago) link

He was constantly on the horse.

-- moley, Friday, 18 May 2007 09:22

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Friday, 18 May 2007 11:18 (sixteen years ago) link

kids are stupid, what are you talking about

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 9:59 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Mine're already dead. I just keep them pickled.

-- Ned Raggett, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 9:59 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:12 (sixteen years ago) link

hahahaha

Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:20 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Also, Tuomas has the same lower half as Laurel.

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, June 28, 2007 9:05 PM (2 days ago)

StanM, Saturday, 30 June 2007 03:29 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

the other morning i awoke to a giant one here in brooklyn and it made me soooo happy

-- Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:06 (Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:06) Bookmark Link

onimo, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Their meat is good but the sauce is meh.

-- patita, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:15 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

humansuit, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 22:28 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

which might be this big blessing considering i kissed some guy last week and now have some strep throat ridiculousness and can't sit still!!!

-- Surmounter, Monday, August 27, 2007 5:50 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Haha, I am doing this for the first time starting October 1. Will probably be contributing to this thread...

-- jaymc, Monday, August 27, 2007 6:04 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

StanM, Monday, 27 August 2007 10:00 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

slow, laborious, and somewhat messy, but I get done what I need to get done.

-- accentmonkey

onimo, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 14:10 (sixteen years ago) link

Not that I would expect to see a subpoena ever get issued, but having Prince testify to Congress would be amusing (in that all he'd do is take the Fifth).

-- Ned Raggett, Thursday, September 20, 2007 6:32 PM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

ghost rider, Thursday, 20 September 2007 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

the whole fist is preferable

-- Just got offed, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:13

Frogman Henry, Monday, 15 October 2007 18:30 (sixteen years ago) link

toilet paper...you wipe your ass with it for crying out loud.

-- Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Thursday, August 18, 2005 3:19 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

StanM, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 11:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Can I say, it is normal for him to gently bite my nose to wake me up in the morning. This level of ferocity is, however, unprecedented!

-- roxymuzak, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 7:11 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

StanM, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 17:13 (sixteen years ago) link

haw

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 17:16 (sixteen years ago) link

who am i kidding id let them wear the mustache to bed if thats what they wanted

-- deej, Thursday, October 18, 2007 3:39 PM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 18 October 2007 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link

haha

deej, Thursday, 18 October 2007 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link

cant find original context of me saying you invented rap music

deej, Thursday, 18 October 2007 20:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Did they do it on the field?
-- Will M., neljapäev, 25. Oktoober 2007 20:17

t**t, Thursday, 25 October 2007 20:19 (sixteen years ago) link

do what ya can kid (with my dick)

-- Alex in Baltimore, Friday, October 26, 2007 1:14 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link

AIDS/Crack is pretty great

-- Mr. Que, Wednesday, October 31, 2007 3:33 PM (Wednesday, October 31, 2007 3:33 PM) Bookmark Link

HI DERE, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link

That's one well hung cock.
-- Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, April 19, 2005 2:10 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

J0rdan S., Thursday, 1 November 2007 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link

who am i kidding id let them wear the mustache to bed if thats what they wanted

-- deej, Thursday, October 18, 2007 3:39 PM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

-- and what, Thursday, October 18, 2007 1:41 PM (Thursday, October 18, 2007 1:41 PM) Bookmark Link

haha, just came to post this.

The Reverend, Monday, 5 November 2007 12:06 (sixteen years ago) link

haha right when i read that beanie sigel goes right into my ear, "eat dick like food"

-- J0rdan S., Wednesday, November 7, 2007 12:46 AM (Wednesday, November 7, 2007 12:46 AM) Bookmark Link

The Reverend, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 08:48 (sixteen years ago) link

PHWOAR shit yeah, that's blood, yo; the heberts have a long history of stuffing big things inside of things that are slightly larger, with delicious results!

-kenan.

El Tomboto, Monday, 12 November 2007 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Been going commando for something like 11 yrs straight!

-- ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Saturday, September 23, 2006 7:17 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

andi, Friday, 16 November 2007 11:49 (sixteen years ago) link

PHWOAR shit yeah, that's blood, yo; the heberts have a long history of stuffing big things inside of things that are slightly larger, with delicious results!

-kenan.

With sexy results, surely.

The Reverend, Saturday, 17 November 2007 08:13 (sixteen years ago) link

What happens when dude's dick smells like roadkill.

-- nickalicious, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 5:26 PM

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 18 November 2007 14:48 (sixteen years ago) link

And have sex with them!

-- kenan, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:27 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

Bummer.

-- Laurel, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:28 (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Just got offed, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:29 (sixteen years ago) link

oh yeah i meant i'd mortgage my mum to keep ILX going, bless its soul

-- DG, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 14:14 (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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I'd pay.

-- Tuomas, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 14:16 (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 15:13 (sixteen years ago) link

"She SCREAMED when I pulled it out. I made a swift exit."

Ste, Thursday, 29 November 2007 10:06 (sixteen years ago) link

fuck, i would have fapped if geir was there.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, November 29, 2007 10:17 PM (5 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

electricsound, Thursday, 29 November 2007 11:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Fucking beat me to it

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 29 November 2007 11:18 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

that owl makes me kind of uncomfortable.

-- Surmounter, Monday, 17 December 2007 20:08 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i had one hanging in my living room until i was 12.

-- The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 17 December 2007 20:11 (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Just got offed, Monday, 17 December 2007 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link

speaking of the holocaust, you can't move for kebab shops in krakow.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 20 December 2007 10:36

Frogman Henry, Thursday, 20 December 2007 17:27 (sixteen years ago) link

i kinda prefer "ass sausages"

-- Just got offed, Monday, December 24, 2007 9:55 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

gr8080, Monday, 24 December 2007 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link


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