Come Up With The Most Boring Band Name Possible

just looking at recent releases there's:

Pretty & Nice
Bored Nothing
Houses
Life Coach

we live in a golden age of boring band names

Guard

Fountain Head

The Pumped Up Kicks

Dish Soap and the Sponges

The Vibes

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7281/8737416779_83d244e992_m.jpg

I just received an email that a band named Knapsack have reunited and are going on tour.

Bring your thermos.

granola bars provided

Brooklyn band The Dig have just released their new ep, "Tired Hearts."

that's a monumentally boring sentence, start to finish.

In high school I was in a jazz trio with two kids from jazz band -- we actually got a few gigs and made a little bit of money. The pianist insisted on us being called "Shades of Blue." I believe I said "can we please not be called 'Shades of Blue'?" Nonetheless, we were called "Shades of Blue."

Cookie Policy

climate change

subprime mortgage

The Wilmingtons

protein shake

suv

Mini SUV

you could pick a book, not sure what would be best maybe a mills and boon or something, or an airport potboiler, then pick some pages at random. Start in the middle of the page and just have everything between start point and an equally random end point as the bandname. If you wanted to be really boring that is.
Or some random catalogue & do the same. So boring taht nobody would actually remember what the band was actually called. but somebody might come up with an interesting nickname that you'd have to disown obviously.

or you could use the words in this post if you weren't interested enough to go and find a book.

is there a prize?

There is no prize. Because that would be interesting, which would be against the spirit of this thread.

Crust

There is no prize.

yeah think that might fit too, but not as well as the other thing would.

maybe 4 or 5 pages of binary would be cool too. But somebody might just shorten it.

The Trevor Pearson Band

Josh Bailey and the String

The Champions League Spots

The Quiz Machine

Anna and the Quiz Machine

The Rudiments of Bridge

Pay and Display

the powerpoints

The Jungle e-book

Justice League of Erica

Guard

― Mark G, Wednesday, May 8, 2013 10:08 AM (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

every time I open this thread I'm struck by how brilliant this one is

The Low Fats

Actually, that's quite good.

In 2 years, someone sort and pick the most often repeated boring band name.

― Mark G, Monday, November 1, 2010 5:53 AM (3 years ago)

Sorry I'm late.

3 repeats
Blog
Cardboard
Radioplay (Coldhead only got 2 repeats)
Sexy Woman / Sexy Women

2 repeats
Abstinence
Actual lols / The Actual LOLs
Adjective Noun / The Adjective Nouns
The Bookmark Flag Post Permalinks / BOOKMARKS! FLAG POST! PERMA-LINKS!!
Broad Band / The Broad Band
Chips 'n' Dips
Coffee / The Coffee
Coldhead
Corn
Door / The Door
Drip
Drizzle
Grumble
The Instrument Players
The Library
Lulz
Matrix / The Matrix
Mild Sauce
Muesli
My Recent Posts
Name / The Name
Nostril / Nostrils
OK
Pants
Plains / The Plains
Rock
Shrug
The Sixties
Standard Deviation / The Standard Deviations
Standard Life
Suggest Band / The Suggest Band
Tepid
Toast
Work
You

The Tedium

401k

inbox

jpeg

hills

damp

international monetary fund

stairlift

I know the first post specifies non-existent bands, but every single thing about this is a masterclass in boring:
http://www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/leisure/music_weekend/festivals_and_clubs/9127193.The_Stocks_are_ready_to_rock_and_roll/

The Stocks are singer Luke Scott, aged 23, from Birchwood, drummer Tom Lowe, aged 23, from Cinnamon Brow, bass player Kev Nickson, aged 23, from Birchwood, bass and Matthew Johnson, aged 22, from Birchwood on guitar.

Even the band members' names are boring

film club

foot spa

The Fonts

can't believe this hasn't been done:

plectrum