"what giraffes?"
― your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 23:42 (ten years ago) link
"....and then I got to thinking, well, in a flood, I mean a real flood, standing on a cat or whatever aint gonna do you any good, but..."
― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 23:45 (ten years ago) link
"I'll give them this, they got a helluva union"
― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 23:47 (ten years ago) link
"I've read Leviticus- these're the only fucking things we can eat."
― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 23:48 (ten years ago) link
haha those are all great
― Treeship, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 23:51 (ten years ago) link
Your last one was the most 'ilx' funny imo
― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 23:52 (ten years ago) link
"Guess those antediluvian bridge makers weren't so incompetent after all"
― Retreat from the Sunship (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 00:41 (ten years ago) link
leviticus one + treeship's "dealing with it" + girraffle + We're too late + rabbits are all lulz.
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 01:08 (ten years ago) link
"Look at their fuzzy little faces and then tell me you would have said no."
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 01:16 (ten years ago) link
"I know what you're thinking. But this is really just one giant giraffe-headed hydra"
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 01:19 (ten years ago) link
Liking pretty much all of these
― Retreat from the Sunship (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 01:19 (ten years ago) link
"I hope you know what you're doing. We've got a whole lot of necks on the line here."
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 01:24 (ten years ago) link
"Jehovah? I thought he said his name was Jah-Raffe"
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 01:32 (ten years ago) link
"Look, it's a small ark, and there's a surprising abundance of giraffe species. Priorities had to be set."
― lazulum, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 01:42 (ten years ago) link
"So this is what happens when you get me drunk. I wonder what happens the next time."
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 02:17 (ten years ago) link
along those lines
"Well that must have been some bachelor party. I imagine it will take us up until the wedding to piece together the sequence of events last night that led to this incongruous situation."
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 02:29 (ten years ago) link
"Every ship has girats."
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 02:33 (ten years ago) link
Union joke is excellent
― UTW, USA, ILX LIFER (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 04:03 (ten years ago) link
"Act natural; there's a low bridge coming up fast."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 04:06 (ten years ago) link
"I'm not good at this job."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 04:15 (ten years ago) link
"Fuck what God says. What's he gonna do, fire me?"
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 04:16 (ten years ago) link
"Fuck what God says. I'm running this ship."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 04:19 (ten years ago) link
"Giraffes, muthafukkaz!!"
"i wish new yorker cartton captions could just be a glance, a gesture, a shifting of hands... punchlines are too direct. they don't penetrate the heart of the image, or the reality it discloses and at the same time conceals."
^ this is a caption
― Treeship, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 04:34 (ten years ago) link
"you remembered the giraffes alright but what about the beer?"
― Treeship, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 05:32 (ten years ago) link
God, I'm so sick of this Gir-Raffi tape.
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 14:36 (ten years ago) link
this is killing me
― far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 14:58 (ten years ago) link
"oh you said GI-ant RAFT"
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 14:59 (ten years ago) link
"Because I got high."
― jaymc, Thursday, 9 May 2013 03:25 (ten years ago) link
"I'm not planning to go anywhere particular, it's the voyage that matters"
― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 9 May 2013 12:59 (ten years ago) link
"YOLO!"
― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Thursday, 9 May 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link
"I thought you'd like it."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 May 2013 13:44 (ten years ago) link
"Emzara.... Will you marry me?"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 May 2013 13:59 (ten years ago) link
"We're never gonna survive unless we get a little... crazy."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 May 2013 14:00 (ten years ago) link
'You know that when we get back to the boardroom Lord Sugar's going to be all "this is a bleedin' shambles", right?'
― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Thursday, 9 May 2013 14:21 (ten years ago) link
"and they said zoos were exploitative."
― whiskey and ice cream sandwiches (Treeship), Thursday, 9 May 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link
"Think about it, we'll be the sole supplier in all of Waterworld!"
― lazulum, Thursday, 9 May 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link
"This mash up of 'Speed 2' and 'Ace Ventura' isn't working out."
― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Thursday, 9 May 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link
"The way my back is these days, ease of milking was paramount"
― i gave ten pounds and all i got was a lousy * (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 May 2013 14:34 (ten years ago) link
"Naaah, everyone'sdoing alpacas now, we're way ahead of the curve on this"
― i gave ten pounds and all i got was a lousy * (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 May 2013 14:37 (ten years ago) link
DJP's still wins, but "union" is great too
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 9 May 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link
"There are few things more humiliating than being held hostage by giraffes."
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:04 (ten years ago) link
Venn Gott asked me if I vanted giraffes I told him, "nein!"
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link
You remember the "two people in a large nest" one?
"It's only fair. He has a man cave.""I come here to brood.""After the kids moved out, the tree house was just too big."
Nothing about "bough house" or similar...
― Mark G, Monday, 13 May 2013 08:59 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/20/p465/130520_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 13 May 2013 09:00 (ten years ago) link
"Fancy a shag?"
― Mark G, Monday, 13 May 2013 09:01 (ten years ago) link
"Where do you buy your nappies diapers?"
― Elvis was a hero to most but he never her (ledge), Monday, 13 May 2013 09:08 (ten years ago) link
"mine's funner to watch on the way down"
― r|t|c, Monday, 13 May 2013 09:19 (ten years ago) link
To avoid bbc staff"
― i gave ten pounds and all i got was a lousy * (darraghmac), Monday, 13 May 2013 09:25 (ten years ago) link
Big balls mate, but you should see my Castor and Pollux - they're a right handful.
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Monday, 13 May 2013 09:33 (ten years ago) link