why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Think of how many shitty jpgs there'll be when George Takei dies.

Maybe at they'll just get them all out of their system in one big final rush and then we'll be done with this.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/225722_10200343613450366_2117192681_n.jpg

Man, I want to use that to troll my teacher friends...

yeah I'm pretty sure I would be immediately unfriended by half my fb friends lol

yeah that one is funny trolling imo

an example of non-user-submitted someecards actually being good. I really wish they never did the user-submitted thing.

teachers got it made in the shade yall lol *stays up until midnight every sunday to finish grading, comes home feeling like an abject failure most days bc my 7th period class has horrible behavvior and is learning barely anything*
*gets up at 5 every day to do it all over again*
have fun shitting on my profession tho good troll

u mad?

lol "grading" as if putting "SUPER JOB" stickers on things was hard work

why do i hate that troll thing that people keep doing on my ilx so much? why are they such a jerks?

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/579589_508077465896395_180324386_n.jpg

i appreciate the economy of these ones that hit multiple hate and ignorance buttons at once

hey, they're just doing their part for a better dressed and more educated world

I'd rather click "share" to join the cause to encourage more young men to show they are available to be penetrated. CLICKIN' = DICKIN'

http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/946860_562392517138973_1872020244_n.jpg

who's the REAL musician eh Beiber?

since ur back d00d always wanted to ask u about that iron cross

Meme guy gets his way and at the next cool rock n roll show he goes to he is surrounded by former Beiber fans, because that is all he ever wanted.

Hendrix wants to form a band with Justin Beiber, sweet

Justy Beibrix

Scuse me while I kiss this guy

"Hmm Beiber, Beiber, nope, don't know anyone by that name. I do know a Justin Bieber."
"I'm looking for the one they call Beiber"
"Well sorry I can't help you"

meanwhile, Gerhard Beiber of Esslingen slumped back in his chair, dejected; it would not be his day today

Wait, I thought Bieber lost all of his fans after that Zappa meme.

i kind of want to make one of those with someone really wanky and technical like Allan Holdsworth

"BIEBER I HAVE COME TO DESTROY YOU WITH MY AWESOME 5 AGAINST 4 GUITAR SYNTH LICKS"

picture of Schoenberg going "I am looking for the one they call Hendrix"

http://i.imgur.com/rZjAX5u.jpg

(Uh, that's Carlo Gesualdo btw)

haha!

lol endless one-upmanship

I'VE COME FOR THE ONE THEY CALL MOON-WATCHER

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111116211155/2001/images/4/41/A_itmes.jpg

teachers got it made in the shade yall lol *stays up until midnight every sunday to finish grading, comes home feeling like an abject failure most days bc my 7th period class has horrible behavvior and is learning barely anything*
*gets up at 5 every day to do it all over again*
have fun shitting on my profession tho good troll

― danielle steel in the hour of chaos (m bison), Wednesday, May 8, 2013 6:19 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

m bise completely otm says this teacher who came to school with a fever today because her class only has the library reserved for a certain number of days and is staying until 5:30 to help kids make up the 9th grade English class they failed and then will be up until 9 catching up on grading. i'm not a martyr btw i'm probably the laziest teacher in the building.

Stone-flute-wielding caveman "ME LOOK FOR ONE CALL PALESTRINA"

teachers got it made in the shade yall lol *stays up until midnight every sunday to finish grading, comes home feeling like an abject failure most days bc my 7th period class has horrible behavvior and is learning barely anything*
*gets up at 5 every day to do it all over again*
have fun shitting on my profession tho good troll

― danielle steel in the hour of chaos (m bison), Wednesday, May 8, 2013 6:19 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

m bise completely otm says this teacher who came to school with a fever today because her class only has the library reserved for a certain number of days and is staying until 5:30 to help kids make up the 9th grade English class they failed and then will be up until 9 catching up on grading. i'm not a martyr btw i'm probably the laziest teacher in the building.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, May 8, 2013 2:47 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh hai I am married to possibly the hardest-working person I have ever met and she's a teacher, was obviously just trolling

i know but i lost what little humor i had this year

rip

fwiw, I also know some really lazy teachers. It's possible to be a teacher and do very little work in some schools, you just have to not have a soul

i'm not excusing those teachers, but it's easy to judge when you've never done it. it's not a well-supported job. people burn out.

im a lazy teacher, i give lessons in how to be lazy

university of lyfe online diploma

i only made it through the student-teaching phase and even that stressed me the fuck out. I have mad respect for my friends and fellow ilxors who teach for a living. That shit is REAL

lagoon can I audit yr class y/n need to beef up my lazing skillz

sure w/e

people burn out.
this is why i think starting slow is a requirement for longevity
that's my general philosophy in life though so ymmv

otm

wait, if you audit a class on laziness haven't you already failed?

can i take it pass/fail

"Professor Lagoon, I was wondering if there are any other books you'd recommend I read outside of class--"
"--You have learned nothing! Get out!"

<3 when LL philosophizes