Cool ranch dlts are yum. Yes, I'm calling them by their insider name from now on. Which also makes me realize I might like a blt taco.
― emilys., Tuesday, 7 May 2013 09:31 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/HIGQVFp.jpg
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 11:38 (ten years ago) link
http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/2013/04/reality-check-pepperoni-and-bacon-pizzaburger-from-boston-pizza.html
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 11:39 (ten years ago) link
I would eat a burgerpipe.
― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 11:49 (ten years ago) link
(I nearly posted 'I'd eat the shit out of a burgerpipe', but that would have been weird)
― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 11:51 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 11:59 (ten years ago) link
Would it be considered bad manners to eat the burgerpipe directly as it's coming out of the burgerpipe tube? Like lying under an ice cream dispenser and letting the ice cream go straight into your mouth?
― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 12:17 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/cqcSwW4.jpg
http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-05-17/taco-bell-adds-waffle-taco-in-battle-for-breakfast-dollars
― 乒乓, Saturday, 18 May 2013 14:09 (ten years ago) link
wot no syrup??
― j., Saturday, 18 May 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link
“It’s one of the harder day parts to win because you have to get consumers to come in and try the new coffee, try the new breakfast sandwiches. And honestly, it’s trying to teach your consumer to operate in the mornings and try something a little different”
lol i love the idea that we just don't understand but could be taught to eat breakfast tacos
― j., Saturday, 18 May 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link
doesn't a part of yr glorious country have a weathered breakfast taco tradition already? i think the idea that people can be taught to like a food isn't all that weird (like 50% of burrito places in the uk will, somewhere in the packaging, or on leafletage, or on the wall, explain what a burrito is); the idea that taco bell are in the business of doing so momentarily sounds weirder but isn't really (p sure people had to be taught to drink 'baja blast' flavour mt. dew)
― the bitcoin comic (thomp), Saturday, 18 May 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link
tacos, no, burritos, yes (they have them at mcdonalds even)
'so what do you pair it with… a nice baja blast?'
there is actually an article about that uk burrito conundrum at the same businessweek site, that place must be gold to m. yglesias
also treats important issues like WHY CANT WE EAT EGG MCMUFFINS AT NITE
― j., Saturday, 18 May 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link
it's a specifically texas thing i think
http://www.gouramanda.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/DSC_00541.jpg
― the bitcoin comic (thomp), Saturday, 18 May 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link
also it appears businessweek have done an article about chipotle in the uk at least once a month this year. fantastic
Norden is among the growing ranks of Britons with an appetite for burritos. A handful of young restaurateurs have introduced stuffed flour tortillas into the U.K. culinary mainstream by stressing the fun or exotic nature of Mexican fare. Fast-casual eateries like Chilango, Tortilla, and Benito’s Hat are expanding in London and other nearby regions where beans are usually served on toast and the Cornish pasty is the handheld food of choice.
― the bitcoin comic (thomp), Saturday, 18 May 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link
Benito's Hat
― carl agatha, Saturday, 18 May 2013 16:41 (ten years ago) link
That is the most British name for a Mexican restaurant.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 18 May 2013 16:42 (ten years ago) link
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTuAu4w0i6QjN6VctSFXJnCLFfgeIoI5U5W-SzcdQ-7xTxhQHk-qA(l-r: Benito, Harry)
― sktsh, Saturday, 18 May 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link
srsly tho why is USA so happy to integrate immigrant food traditions whereas the UK still has trouble understanding pizza
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 16:50 (ten years ago) link
'integrate'
― 乒乓, Saturday, 18 May 2013 16:51 (ten years ago) link
seems like they prefer the foods of places they colonized and we like the food of our immigrants.
― wk, Saturday, 18 May 2013 16:55 (ten years ago) link
well, at least co-opt, deracinate, and mass-market
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link
xp
ding ding
― the bitcoin comic (thomp), Saturday, 18 May 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link
there are complex geographic-as-in-socioeconomic and geographic-as-in-climactic reasons that people eat the foods they do the places they do, the mexican population of america is more than 50% of the total population of the u.k., a burrito is not a natural kind, etc, etc
― the bitcoin comic (thomp), Saturday, 18 May 2013 17:00 (ten years ago) link
britons only eat platonic solids?
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 17:01 (ten years ago) link
well, a pasty is roughly tetrahedral if you squint
― the bitcoin comic (thomp), Saturday, 18 May 2013 17:05 (ten years ago) link
burritos are too natural, i thought you were a dead listener
― j., Saturday, 18 May 2013 17:13 (ten years ago) link
I had a v. un-curry-like curry in a major US city in 1999, brb starting a thread about how American food is all idk canned tuna in Campbell's soup (the tomato variety of which seemed to be a major component of said curry)
― susuwatari teenage riot (a passing spacecadet), Saturday, 18 May 2013 17:46 (ten years ago) link
great britain has never colonized a place where curry was part of the food tradition there ; D
― 乒乓, Saturday, 18 May 2013 17:48 (ten years ago) link
i'd ask what on earth you mean by that but i suspect a major wake-up-sheeple component to the explanation
― the bitcoin comic (thomp), Saturday, 18 May 2013 17:51 (ten years ago) link
well Americans don't think Italians "understand pizza" either, if I follow yr post correctly
― susuwatari teenage riot (a passing spacecadet), Saturday, 18 May 2013 17:52 (ten years ago) link
hey thomp: wake up!
― 乒乓, Saturday, 18 May 2013 17:52 (ten years ago) link
http://www.businessinsider.com/ice-is-dirtier-than-toilet-water-2012-10
― 乒乓, Sunday, 19 May 2013 19:01 (ten years ago) link
:(
― carl agatha, Sunday, 19 May 2013 20:36 (ten years ago) link
co-worker: Ice in the conference room.ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!co-worker: o_O
<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's ice from a fast food joint not ice made in clean sanitary conditions>
ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Sunday, 19 May 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link
lol
― 乒乓, Sunday, 19 May 2013 21:26 (ten years ago) link
nice.
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 19 May 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link
nice
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Sunday, 19 May 2013 21:37 (ten years ago) link
baby
haaaaaaa
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 19 May 2013 21:45 (ten years ago) link
an excellent "callback" as i believe they are called
http://i.imgur.com/i487uqQ.jpg
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 12:48 (ten years ago) link
What the hell am I looking at there? Liquid pizza and spaghetti? Is it a drink? A topping? I NEED ANSWERS DAMMIT
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 14:03 (ten years ago) link
I hope it's just extra garlic butter for your pizza and extra marinara for your pasta, but even that doesn't make me feel much better.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 14:05 (ten years ago) link
I'm kinda hoping it is a drink.
Imagine how refreshing it would be on a blazing summer's day to visit your local convenience store and pour yourself a big cup of ice-cold liquid pizza. Walking out onto the street, big fat drops of condensation form on the side of the cup and you hold it to your forehead, relishing the feeling of the cold, cold fluid against your heat-prickled skin and savouring the scent of pepperoni and oregano drifting from the cup's open top. Finally, you can't restrain yourself any more and you bring the liquid pizza that you've been craving all day to your lips and take a big hearty gulp. Liquid tomato, cheese and onion surge down your throat and you feel the chill of it hit your stomach and radiate out across your torso.
You're standing there on the baking sidewalk in the midday sun, liquid pizza in hand and your thirst quenched. Life is good. Life is good.
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 14:44 (ten years ago) link
barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrf
well done
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 15:11 (ten years ago) link
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/04/pizzaghetti-sloche_n_3380688.html
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 15:25 (ten years ago) link
blame Canada
that convenience store chain Couche-Tard dreamt up a pizzaghetti-themed version of its frozen Sloche beverage
'douche-tard' morelike amirite
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 15:30 (ten years ago) link
couche-tard has become a gag around our house in the last few days; hope it sticks.
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 15:36 (ten years ago) link