o_O 3: Business as (un)usual

yeah wtf this used to be weird things kenan said, now we're on kids raping their moms and dues willfully tortured for life

admittedly hop, skip and a jump, but

lol

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/467900/20130515/man-sweden-dies-sex-hornet-s-nest.htm

"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea," Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies told the news website.

http://www.wired.com/design/2013/06/a-simple-and-beautiful-comic-for-the-blind/

this is so dumb and makes me angry

I dunno, man. Seems comparable to any DC Comic to me.

Looking forward to the teen coming-of-age comic featuring a bunch of circles and a square that slowly enters the frame.

In the last panel, they'll all be octagons.

circle starts to get bumps in places he didn't have them before

Here's something else for blind people.

http://www.ourbigearth.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/PPB_DK_TOUCH_AND_FEEL_FARM.GIF

Read it while you listen to Innervisions or something.

Speaking of which, check out this hot deaf chick listening to some tunes:

http://www.slashgear.com/gallery/data_files/1/0/7/massage-chairs1_12.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq01Vctt5Sg

imagine a slow motion make out session to this with lots of tongue

http://vimeo.com/9841493

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/gallery/2013/jun/18/dog-grooming-competition-in-pictures#/?picture=411023043&index=8

(CREATIVE. DOG. GROOMING.)

may have already posted this on ILX somewhere but

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=3gfUlt21HDU

shld go here:

Δ official ilx ΔΔΔΔ***ALTERED ZONES***ΔΔΔΔ addendum blog Δ

http://gawker.com/museum-cant-explain-why-ancient-statue-suddenly-starte-558100574?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

earth's magnetic field?

:\

i've been telling people for YEARS that we shouldn't pissed off the pharaohs, but noooo, nooooo, "let's not worry about the pharaohs" they said

and now look at them, they're spinning 270 degrees every 5 days or so!

"[Physicist Brian Cox] thinks it’s 'differential friction,'" Price told The Daily Mail, referring to the process by which two surfaces — in this case the statue's stone and the glass shelf, "cause a subtle vibration which is making the statuette turn." Cox believes foot traffic or vibrations from the street outside are causing the mysterious movement, but Price refutes that theory. "It has been on those surfaces since we have had it and it has never moved before," he said.

Neetzan Zimmerman is confused about what the word "refutes" means.

Caretaker Campbell Scott thinks its the mummy spirit
Physicist thinks it might be differential friction
ILXor Sunny Successor believes the night watchman is fucking with their heads

It only moves in the day, though, and they have time-lapse footage of it. It's differential friction.

yeah for sure. The fact that it never happened before doesn't really "refute" that theory, because any number of subtle things could have changed that would affect the vibrations.

in the movie 'singles,' architect steve dunn, played by campbell scott, in a voiceover monologue, discusses the breakdown of his relationship with linda powell (kyra sedgwick) using the analogy of "differential friction." FAST FORWARD TO NOW. night watchman campbell scott blames angry mummy spirits while physicist STEVEN DUNN says "differential fiction." unfuckingbelievable!

lol

http://nym.shopviapcd.com/cart/store/20100311011/items/images/20130722.jpg

wrong thread, bro

I thought you meant he shoulda put it on the O_o thread.

http://bodymindchange.ca/about/

that weiner/spitzer cover def made me think of the thread gr linked to

that bodymindchange thing is likely an elaborate film buzz scheme, no?

i guess so, sorry.

I mean they do a good job of disguising it, but the involvement of Cronenberg makes me think so

http://24.media.tumblr.com/4dfc60e587233b36797e8d3960939fab/tumblr_mp86c8jJbb1qdlh1io1_r1_400.gif

http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/running-ponies/2012/06/21/pyura-chilensis-the-closest-thing-to-getting-blood-from-a-stone/
http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/running-ponies/files/2012/06/Pyura_chilensis.jpeg

http://i.imgur.com/7vmDDQU.jpg

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2853/9333606696_ec67a5cbe3_b.jpg

Windowlikcer 2

http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/51ec9a73eab8eae456000000-960/bryan-cranston-breaking-bad.jpeg

And guess who

http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/51eca0fbeab8ea975b000015/breaking-bad-actor-bryan-cranston-walked-around-comic-con-wearing-a-heisenberg-mask-and-no-one-knew.jpg

brilliant

http://i.imgur.com/Givjoly.gif

I like to pretend that's a seamless gif too.

what is that thing

I didn't even make it past the fifth row of this Google Image Search. You're on your own to find out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=327-bwMQI-Y
watch at your own peril