why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Google and Google are in cahoots?!

omfg City Group

google got a 2nd window after jobs died

http://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/p480x480/600818_464318236980690_606197104_n.jpg

http://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/p480x480/3556_605262469484623_32105042_n.jpg

Really starting to miss vampires.

zombies are passe but vampires are still worse

I used to live the hell out of some zombie movies, boy. Gotta find a way to sell these fools The Blob or something.

Might pick up a romance series about that.

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This poor dude on the right. It's a shame he never made the cover of Sports Illustrated.

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Love it when jpgs of Twitter posts make into my Facebook feed #justsaying

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I hear Stephen convinced Graham to drop this line from the original song.

http://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/s720x720/935456_191723207645499_1977399392_n.jpg

Solution: Arm every Muslim. That should satisfy the NRA.

But wait.... Is that baloney?

who's this tebow guy, never heard of him

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/p480x480/181448_422854137754413_599023451_n.jpg

Not often you see a German Shepherd scared shitless.

lolling at "I DIED"

"I got killed and the White House didn't even call me"

"I don't know, Michelle, it keeps going to his voicemail. Maybe you can try tweeting him?"

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/552016_477577702260672_1586321052_n.jpg

is this supposed to be the bilderberg hotel y/n

also wondering if those are supposed to be jew hats

hmmmm i wonder

Hmmmmmmm

R those jewbeards?????

i think the picture is trying to imply that they are all steampunk hipsters.

I mean I want to think that it's 21 portraits of Weird Al in the "Amish Paradise" video, but

lol. yeah, that is obviously an anti-semitic illustration

luckily though, i don't think it is going to convince many people of anything

So those aren't cowboys then.

jewboys

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I'm not sure if this is her, but a former coach for Team Glock was recently convicted of inappropriate sexual conduct with an underage Team Glock shooter named Tori Nonaka.

her = underage shooter; coach was a dude

http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1520188137/breaking-bad-heisenberg-drawing.jpg

it's legal to shoot a gun under the age of 18? i figured there was some sort of age limit in place

It is mandatory to shoot guns under age 18, but you can make your own choices as an adult

I'm not sure if this is her, but a former coach for Team Glock was recently convicted of inappropriate sexual conduct with an underage Team Glock shooter named Tori Nonaka.

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, May 6, 2013 6:03 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well isn't that just like rain on your wedding day

Having never heard of it before, I hope Team Glock = a ragtag bunch of misfits and rebel vigilantes, united together to fight crime

http://i.imgur.com/zkEqYQv.jpg

Cool, he's agreed it will make us safer!

FBI catches thousands of would-be (and perhaps wouldn't-be) criminals except for those two recently = YEAH THAT WILL MAKE US SAFER

899999 gun owners have never shot and killed 25 schoolchildren so YOU KNOW, SHIT HAPPENS IT'S FREEDOM.

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I approve of any macro featuring a picture of Drake looking ridiculous.

now your

a rapper

now your

（´ー｀）

a rapper

smiley of 2013

I've been trying to be a more positive person, but this photo sent me back to this thread:

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Waking up is hard.
But not as hard as math!

Waking up and getting up has never been easy.

*makes honking noises*

extend that to 10pm and im there, cut out the hugs, and i'm there

Think of how many shitty jpgs there'll be when George Takei dies.