why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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http://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/182170_451533414865101_427175615_n.jpg

You know what they say, if you sit down at the table and can't spot the crop, guess what.

pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:23 (eleven years ago) link

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Whatever doesn't kill me then makes me stronger, amirite?

pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:24 (eleven years ago) link

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Not sure if meme was misunderstood or just being ironic...

pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:25 (eleven years ago) link

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If the government wants to skip over me, I'd have no complaints with being a sheep.

pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

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And this, I have no fucking idea where we're going with this.

Except it kills me a little on the inside when they remember to color in the O's, but not other letters like e or a.

pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

Excon Mobil <----- I see what he did there.

pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

pplains, you must have some really horrible friends in your facebook feed.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

i think i know where they're going w/ that

Mordy, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

My neighborhood has a lot of "character."

pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:34 (eleven years ago) link

Google and Google are in cahoots?!

lazulum, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

omfg City Group

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 20:39 (eleven years ago) link

google got a 2nd window after jobs died

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

zombies are passe but vampires are still worse

Mordy, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

I used to live the hell out of some zombie movies, boy. Gotta find a way to sell these fools The Blob or something.

how's life, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

Might pick up a romance series about that.

pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 21:02 (eleven years ago) link

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This poor dude on the right. It's a shame he never made the cover of Sports Illustrated.

pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

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Love it when jpgs of Twitter posts make into my Facebook feed #justsaying

pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

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I hear Stephen convinced Graham to drop this line from the original song.

pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

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Solution: Arm every Muslim. That should satisfy the NRA.

pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

But wait.... Is that baloney?

pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

who's this tebow guy, never heard of him

mh, Monday, 6 May 2013 21:08 (eleven years ago) link

Not often you see a German Shepherd scared shitless.

pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago) link

lolling at "I DIED"

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago) link

"I got killed and the White House didn't even call me"

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago) link

"I don't know, Michelle, it keeps going to his voicemail. Maybe you can try tweeting him?"

pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago) link

also wondering if those are supposed to be jew hats

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

hmmmm i wonder

ḉrut (crüt), Monday, 6 May 2013 21:36 (eleven years ago) link

Hmmmmmmm

Mordy, Monday, 6 May 2013 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

R those jewbeards?????

Mordy, Monday, 6 May 2013 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

i think the picture is trying to imply that they are all steampunk hipsters.

i have opinions about empire burlesque (Treeship), Monday, 6 May 2013 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

I mean I want to think that it's 21 portraits of Weird Al in the "Amish Paradise" video, but

ḉrut (crüt), Monday, 6 May 2013 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

lol. yeah, that is obviously an anti-semitic illustration

i have opinions about empire burlesque (Treeship), Monday, 6 May 2013 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

luckily though, i don't think it is going to convince many people of anything

i have opinions about empire burlesque (Treeship), Monday, 6 May 2013 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

So those aren't cowboys then.

pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 21:45 (eleven years ago) link

jewboys

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 6 May 2013 22:01 (eleven years ago) link

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I'm not sure if this is her, but a former coach for Team Glock was recently convicted of inappropriate sexual conduct with an underage Team Glock shooter named Tori Nonaka.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:03 (eleven years ago) link

her = underage shooter; coach was a dude

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:03 (eleven years ago) link

it's legal to shoot a gun under the age of 18? i figured there was some sort of age limit in place

chilli, Monday, 6 May 2013 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

It is mandatory to shoot guns under age 18, but you can make your own choices as an adult

mh, Monday, 6 May 2013 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

I'm not sure if this is her, but a former coach for Team Glock was recently convicted of inappropriate sexual conduct with an underage Team Glock shooter named Tori Nonaka.

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, May 6, 2013 6:03 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well isn't that just like rain on your wedding day

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

Having never heard of it before, I hope Team Glock = a ragtag bunch of misfits and rebel vigilantes, united together to fight crime

sktsh, Monday, 6 May 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/zkEqYQv.jpg

markers, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 00:41 (ten years ago) link

Cool, he's agreed it will make us safer!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 00:43 (ten years ago) link

FBI catches thousands of would-be (and perhaps wouldn't-be) criminals except for those two recently = YEAH THAT WILL MAKE US SAFER

899999 gun owners have never shot and killed 25 schoolchildren so YOU KNOW, SHIT HAPPENS IT'S FREEDOM.

pplains, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 00:51 (ten years ago) link

I approve of any macro featuring a picture of Drake looking ridiculous.

emilys., Tuesday, 7 May 2013 04:56 (ten years ago) link


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