The Great Gatsby

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For sure, Tom Buchanan is old money but still a midwesterner like the rest of the main cast, but they're attempting to blend into the NY social scene, none of which shows up to Gatsby's funeral.

mh, Monday, 6 May 2013 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

me speak english

mh, Monday, 6 May 2013 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

wait how would there be an old Gatsby

I could see Baz Luhrmann changing it so that he lives, this movie seems that goofy.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Monday, 6 May 2013 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

obi-wan-style ghost gatsby

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

well, he could be Gatsby's father (Gatz) who shows up to the funeral

mh, Monday, 6 May 2013 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

the remake should have Gatsby as a multi-millionaire from an herbalife style scheme. He could be a positivity-preaching crossfit junkie. Maybe Carraway is a would be app-designer seeking VC funding or something.

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

let's not

mh, Monday, 6 May 2013 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

this framing story enrages me more than any other stupid thing about this movie.

a sentimental knife (reddening), Monday, 6 May 2013 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

I heard Gatsby's going to be in the next Avengers

i have opinions about empire burlesque (Treeship), Monday, 6 May 2013 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

Tbh though, i dont care about "faithful" adaptations. The book exists, it's its own thing, and this is something different.

i have opinions about empire burlesque (Treeship), Monday, 6 May 2013 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

yeesh @ that schulz article. i mean no one's obligated to like anything, but when someone trots out the 'there aren't any likable characters!' line, you know it's time to run for the hills.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 6 May 2013 17:10 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah I didn't quite get her bug -- ok, you don't like the book, but what does Edward St. Aubyn have to do with anything? Is caustic satire the only way rich people are supposed to be written about? High moralistic melodrama can make for a great read!

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

I'm surprised ppl still get away with the "likable characters" criteria.

i have opinions about empire burlesque (Treeship), Monday, 6 May 2013 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

the characters in Edward St. Aubyn's books are all horrible, including the narrator

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

agggh I just read about that stupid framing device ...

I liked Strictly Ballroom, I liked Romeo & Juliet, hell I didn't mind Moulin Rouge. Australia was duuuumb and a snooze. But this is a bridge too far. I knew it would be horrendous just from the trailer. But now with this new information...this is like Sandra Lee 'reimagining' Julia Child's Mastering the Art of French Cooking. Baz Luhrman IS the Sandra Lee of movies.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 6 May 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

nick carraway is a likable character!

horseshoe, Monday, 6 May 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

so is gatsby, for that matter

horseshoe, Monday, 6 May 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

except when Sam Waterston played him

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 May 2013 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

Gatsby is likeable but you end up pitying or loathing him because he's accomplished so much and all he wants to do with it is chase after Daisy

damn, dude, I get your single-mindedness but you have to get over it

mh, Monday, 6 May 2013 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

Or maybe he just likes green lights?

Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 May 2013 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

"Darling, Tom has cornered the market and I need to complete my Christmas lights portfolio."

Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 May 2013 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

i find gatsby very likable and sympathetic. one of the saddest things about the david michaelis book about charles schulz was learning how deeply schulz identified with gatsby.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 6 May 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

i agree. gatsby's a dreamer more than anything. to call him "materialistic" is to simplify things: his understanding of status, as an outsider, is the fathest thing from "worldly." i always thought the tragedy of gatsby is that he is a determined guy of enormous imaginative capacity who wasted these gifts on such a superficial version of the american dream.

i have opinions about empire burlesque (Treeship), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:00 (eleven years ago) link

always considered Reagan a Gatsby figure: born in a nothing Midwestern town; a blank, forced to recreate himself.

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:01 (eleven years ago) link

so all Midwesterners are blanks now huh

mh, Monday, 6 May 2013 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

the one thing reagan seems to be lacking is the kind of insane, blind, driving passion that motivates gatsby. unless his 'daisy' was the laffer curve.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

i don't think that's that far off. reagan's america was a fantasyland where hard work always pays off and the government doesn't need to messily step in and stop the egregious harm that comes from very un-perfect market dynamics, which do not necessarily benefit the public good. like his voters, he might have bought into the dream.

i have opinions about empire burlesque (Treeship), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

sorry for all those adjectives.

i have opinions about empire burlesque (Treeship), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:34 (eleven years ago) link

I've made the analogy before. The guy was a nullity -- even to his wife -- who cared only about a blinkered if powerful vision of America.

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

Charles Foster Kane too.

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

do you think gatsby was a nullity though? i always assumed a guy like that must have a rich inner life. you don't see it because all of his creative energy is devoted to maintaining the mystique of his self-invented personality.

i have opinions about empire burlesque (Treeship), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

a good update on the gatsby myth is the movie rushmore. i always assumed that behind gatsby there is a creative little max fischer he has slowly refined out of existence.

i have opinions about empire burlesque (Treeship), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:45 (eleven years ago) link

It's Nick telling the story, of course, but he doesn't he call him an elegant young roughneck or something?

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

hm, it's been a while since i've read the book. my impression is that gatsby was -- to nick -- very cool, detached, and elegant. it's only by closely observing him that nick realizes that gatsby has this obsessive, blinding ambition to realize a dream version of his life he made up for himself long ago, and that most people would have long since moved past

i have opinions about empire burlesque (Treeship), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:48 (eleven years ago) link

but my point is that it takes a certain personality to cling to your dreams that fiercely, and refuse to adapt your expectations in accord with changing circumstances.

i have opinions about empire burlesque (Treeship), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:49 (eleven years ago) link

Red light! Red light!

cacao nibs (Eric H.), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 05:00 (eleven years ago) link

wtf Amitabh Bachchan is in this?!? as a Jewish gangster?

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

oh weird, i thought that was a picture of reagan.

Treeship, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago) link

xp Baz Luhrmann don't care.

Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago) link

Walter Chaw of Film Freak Central:

The great irony of Baz Luhrmann's unwatchable farrago The Great Gatsby is that it's not so much an interpretation of its titular hero's self-aggrandizing fandangos as a literalization of one. It's all surface, all façade, and not coincidentally, the most successful thing about it is Luhrmann's shooting of Gatsby's legendary parties as infernal bacchanalia. But that bit of useful critique is clearly a fluke, an accident of Luhrmann's one-trick pony kicking over the single element in Fitzgerald's book that is remotely compatible with Luhrmann's style. The marriage of Baz with Fitzgerald, in fact, is a little like asking Michael Bay to adapt The Brothers Karamazov--it's Timur Bekmambetov's A Farewell to Arms. It's showing off in the loudest, most obnoxious way possible, without any kind of critical, nay, useful, rationale for all the bread and circus--an asshole at play with Welles's "best train set a boy could ever want," with the casualty only what's possibly the best American novel ever written. It's an effrontery to taste, the sole consolation being that as Baz Luhrmann's The Great Gatsby is something of a motherless child, there's no one who will love it. No one could.

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 9 May 2013 00:39 (ten years ago) link

deployment of welles chestnut p devastating there imo

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 9 May 2013 00:42 (ten years ago) link

I dunno, isn't Baz the kinda brechtian ideal for this sort of shit? Doesn't the massive detachment make the point?

Popture, Thursday, 9 May 2013 00:48 (ten years ago) link

well he says the party scenes are good

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 9 May 2013 01:10 (ten years ago) link

Zacharek didn't hate this.

lol novel as "casualty" ... the book is there and always will be. Portnoy's Complaint was made into a lousy movie, you know.

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 May 2013 01:18 (ten years ago) link

glad we'll be spared the 'catcher in the rye' movie for another three decades at least.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 9 May 2013 02:38 (ten years ago) link

neveldine/taylor already working on that one sry

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 9 May 2013 03:18 (ten years ago) link

actually a book probably survives a REALLY shitty movie even better than a meh one, because no one remembers the shitty movie in ten years. Wasn't there a Seize the Day movie with Robin Williams or something?

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 May 2013 03:26 (ten years ago) link

unsearchable on youtube because of that dead poets society scene

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 May 2013 03:29 (ten years ago) link


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