i have never done that before
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:44 (ten years ago) link
did he like it
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:46 (ten years ago) link
do piss people swallow piss or kinda swish it around and spit it out
well i was peeing a *lot* so it was like swallowing but then like spitting out the overflow
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:57 (ten years ago) link
and yeah he was the one who suggested it! Like we got to his bedroom and i pushed him on the bed and straddled him and was all "i'm gonna pee on your face" like just being a goofball and he was like "you want to?" and i was like "uh... okay!"
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:58 (ten years ago) link
hahaha
did you have a boner at this point
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:58 (ten years ago) link
total boner
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
so weird
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:02 (ten years ago) link
i mean, at having to piss (on someone) while hard
it p much a blowjob with peeing and it felt *rly* awesome
i mean i didn't have to i suppose but i chose to
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:03 (ten years ago) link
peeing while drunk does feel good so i feel you
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:04 (ten years ago) link
this makes me wonder if i'm into peeing on ppl bcz tbh i've never done it outside of, like, endearingly pissing on someone's leg in the shower
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:05 (ten years ago) link
pee play in the shower is rad
― clouds, Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:15 (ten years ago) link
i'm a fucking nun, apparently
― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:39 (ten years ago) link
i've done this before, but i bet it is far more fun as a dude because you can aim better.
― homosexual II, Sunday, 5 May 2013 02:17 (ten years ago) link
receiving is awesome
― groovy replacement (electricsound), Sunday, 5 May 2013 02:54 (ten years ago) link
I think if someone peed on me it would be their last piss ever.
― Fred by Durst (The Reverend), Sunday, 5 May 2013 04:06 (ten years ago) link
having to piss (on someone) while hard
this is really tough fyi
or maybe it just is for me idk
― Salt Mama Celeste (donna rouge), Sunday, 5 May 2013 04:24 (ten years ago) link
It's not when you don't have to bend down to aim
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 5 May 2013 04:36 (ten years ago) link
Like you can pee out of your boner w ease if yr not trying to move or bend it
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 5 May 2013 04:37 (ten years ago) link
http://www.brocode.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/www-brocode-org_1334094631.jpg
― clouds, Sunday, 5 May 2013 11:23 (ten years ago) link
top picture = superman that ho
ho = toilet
― Fred by Durst (The Reverend), Monday, 6 May 2013 04:35 (ten years ago) link
I was gonna make baked ziti tonight but my friend wants me to come over and pee in his mouth
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:19 (ten years ago) link
a different friend
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:20 (ten years ago) link
which one should I do
Bake the ziti, use your own bathroom.
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:23 (ten years ago) link
book both and turn it into a hilarious "mrs. doubtfire"-style rushing-back-and-forth comedy of errors (also dress as kindly old british woman for one of them) (your call)
― Salt Mama Celeste (donna rouge), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:26 (ten years ago) link
bake ziti, pee on it, then eat it with your friend
― ḉrut (crüt), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:27 (ten years ago) link
baked peeti
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:32 (ten years ago) link
can't invite him over bcz my roommate has a bad history w/ him from years ago and also he'd prob get mad if I peed on someone in our shower
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:37 (ten years ago) link
I would too!
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:37 (ten years ago) link
it's only may but this is already post of the year
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 00:40 (ten years ago) link
otm
― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 00:42 (ten years ago) link
so it winds up that his roommate is home, and by the time we realized we had to reschedule it was too late to make baked ziti, so now I have nothing ;_;
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 00:54 (ten years ago) link
you got greedy, stevie.
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 00:55 (ten years ago) link
it's never too late for ziti, and you'll no doubt get the urge to pee.
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 00:55 (ten years ago) link
I have to be at karaoke at 9:30 to sing Janet Jackson with my (other non-pee) friends
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 01:03 (ten years ago) link
dying @ (non-pee) friends
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 01:44 (ten years ago) link
so you were gonna pee and split eh?
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 01:50 (ten years ago) link
Edit.
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 02:00 (ten years ago) link
yo this rap is baked zitifacin' me real tvpiss on a friendstrawberry kiwi
― MIGUEL 3D: THEY FLY @ U FACE (The Reverend), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 03:25 (ten years ago) link
What have you done for pee lately?
― Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 03:42 (ten years ago) link
miss you not much
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 03:46 (ten years ago) link
piss you much
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 05:06 (ten years ago) link
Nasty.
― Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 05:06 (ten years ago) link
Was there going to be other activities besides pissing in his mouth? I would never pass up eating for anything. Except maybe an orgasm.
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link
well I mean yeah we were gonna fuck too
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:02 (ten years ago) link
It'd be kinda boring if I just went over for 15 minutes to pee in his mouth and maybe make like 5 minutes of polite small talk and then leave.
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:03 (ten years ago) link
so like what is the most tmi thing a person could post here w/o crossing a line or embarrassing himself?
― dale cthulhu (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 11 August 2013 00:08 (ten years ago) link
Celibacy.
― Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Sunday, 11 August 2013 05:27 (ten years ago) link