I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

i got drunk and pissed in some guy's mouth last night

i have never done that before

did he like it

do piss people swallow piss or kinda swish it around and spit it out

well i was peeing a *lot* so it was like swallowing but then like spitting out the overflow

and yeah he was the one who suggested it! Like we got to his bedroom and i pushed him on the bed and straddled him and was all "i'm gonna pee on your face" like just being a goofball and he was like "you want to?" and i was like "uh... okay!"

hahaha

did you have a boner at this point

total boner

so weird

i mean, at having to piss (on someone) while hard

it p much a blowjob with peeing and it felt *rly* awesome

i mean i didn't have to i suppose but i chose to

peeing while drunk does feel good so i feel you

this makes me wonder if i'm into peeing on ppl bcz tbh i've never done it outside of, like, endearingly pissing on someone's leg in the shower

pee play in the shower is rad

i'm a fucking nun, apparently

i've done this before, but i bet it is far more fun as a dude because you can aim better.

receiving is awesome

I think if someone peed on me it would be their last piss ever.

having to piss (on someone) while hard

this is really tough fyi

or maybe it just is for me idk

It's not when you don't have to bend down to aim

Like you can pee out of your boner w ease if yr not trying to move or bend it

http://www.brocode.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/www-brocode-org_1334094631.jpg

top picture = superman that ho

ho = toilet

I was gonna make baked ziti tonight but my friend wants me to come over and pee in his mouth

a different friend

which one should I do

Bake the ziti, use your own bathroom.

book both and turn it into a hilarious "mrs. doubtfire"-style rushing-back-and-forth comedy of errors (also dress as kindly old british woman for one of them) (your call)

bake ziti, pee on it, then eat it with your friend

baked peeti

can't invite him over bcz my roommate has a bad history w/ him from years ago and also he'd prob get mad if I peed on someone in our shower

I would too!

I was gonna make baked ziti tonight but my friend wants me to come over and pee in his mouth

it's only may but this is already post of the year

otm

so it winds up that his roommate is home, and by the time we realized we had to reschedule it was too late to make baked ziti, so now I have nothing ;_;

you got greedy, stevie.

it's never too late for ziti, and you'll no doubt get the urge to pee.

I have to be at karaoke at 9:30 to sing Janet Jackson with my (other non-pee) friends

dying @ (non-pee) friends

so you were gonna pee and split eh?

Edit.

yo this rap is baked ziti
facin' me real tv
piss on a friend
strawberry kiwi

What have you done for pee lately?

miss you not much

piss you much

Nasty.

Was there going to be other activities besides pissing in his mouth? I would never pass up eating for anything. Except maybe an orgasm.

well I mean yeah we were gonna fuck too

It'd be kinda boring if I just went over for 15 minutes to pee in his mouth and maybe make like 5 minutes of polite small talk and then leave.

so like what is the most tmi thing a person could post here w/o crossing a line or embarrassing himself?