Come Up With The Most Boring Band Name Possible

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Airline Food

MarkoP, Friday, 3 May 2013 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

The Memes

tarping, Friday, 3 May 2013 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

2nd row third from the left

m0stlyClean, Friday, 3 May 2013 22:42 (eleven years ago) link

Adult Contemporary

MarkoP, Friday, 3 May 2013 23:13 (eleven years ago) link

Third from Winner

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Saturday, 4 May 2013 02:06 (eleven years ago) link

Abstinence

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Saturday, 4 May 2013 02:07 (eleven years ago) link

Cold Cubicle

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Saturday, 4 May 2013 02:09 (eleven years ago) link

The "Fucking Hipsters"

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Saturday, 4 May 2013 03:12 (eleven years ago) link

The Libertarians

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Saturday, 4 May 2013 03:14 (eleven years ago) link

As Reduntant As

flamboyant goon tie included, Saturday, 4 May 2013 03:52 (eleven years ago) link

Extreme Inductive Logic

flamboyant goon tie included, Saturday, 4 May 2013 03:52 (eleven years ago) link

The Flux!

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Saturday, 4 May 2013 04:03 (eleven years ago) link

the boards

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Saturday, 4 May 2013 04:24 (eleven years ago) link

Abstinence

― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Friday, May 3, 2013 9:07 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Abstinence would make an absolutely killer suicidal black metal band name, I can see the crooked spidery lettering of the logo now.

He'd sound like Lurker of Chalice or something.

Josiah Alan, Saturday, 4 May 2013 05:17 (eleven years ago) link

i read that and wondered if there is a band called "Junior Anti-Sex League" and googled it. There is a band called "Junior Anti-Sex League," they are from Melbourne.

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Saturday, 4 May 2013 05:36 (eleven years ago) link

Country

cougars and sneezers (Eazy), Saturday, 4 May 2013 14:51 (eleven years ago) link

"City, Bitches" as in the addressees -- the people reading/hearing your band name -- are the bitches.

Alternately, "Country, Bitches"

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Saturday, 4 May 2013 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

The Rockists

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Monday, 6 May 2013 02:14 (eleven years ago) link

Against Interpretation!

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Monday, 6 May 2013 02:14 (eleven years ago) link

The Precocious Youngsters

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Monday, 6 May 2013 02:14 (eleven years ago) link

ugh

silverfish, Monday, 6 May 2013 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

Ambient Roots

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 6 May 2013 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

InVoice

lazulum, Monday, 6 May 2013 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

Yogurt

illegalblues, Monday, 6 May 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

The Most Boring Band Name Possible

davey, Monday, 6 May 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

ISDN

Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Monday, 6 May 2013 18:33 (eleven years ago) link

Bless

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Monday, 6 May 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

Hull

lazulum, Monday, 6 May 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

Rental Car

Euler, Monday, 6 May 2013 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

i like "Against Interpretation!" but think it should be placed on the "most obnoxious band names" thread

i have opinions about empire burlesque (Treeship), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

Connections

anonanon, Monday, 6 May 2013 23:44 (eleven years ago) link

most boring rauschenberg inspired cover art too

I argued that short names are enigmatic and therefore not boring, but Connections is unbelievably boring, stimulating no mental image or reaction at all

anonanon, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 05:33 (eleven years ago) link

google reader and the orkuts

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 06:24 (eleven years ago) link

Haven't read the entire thread, but I recognize at least 20 of these names as real bands or dj's.

My submission:

Card

(or is that too enigmatic?)

Josefa, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

just looking at recent releases there's:

Pretty & Nice
Bored Nothing
Houses
Life Coach

we live in a golden age of boring band names

anonanon, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 08:45 (eleven years ago) link

Guard

Mark G, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 09:08 (eleven years ago) link

Fountain Head

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

The Pumped Up Kicks

Treeship, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

Dish Soap and the Sponges

john. a resident of chicago., Thursday, 9 May 2013 00:23 (eleven years ago) link

The Vibes

Treeship, Saturday, 11 May 2013 20:35 (eleven years ago) link

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7281/8737416779_83d244e992_m.jpg

PaulTMA, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 13:31 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

I just received an email that a band named Knapsack have reunited and are going on tour.

誤訳侮辱, Monday, 24 June 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link

Bring your thermos.

granola bars provided

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 June 2013 19:11 (ten years ago) link

Brooklyn band The Dig have just released their new ep, "Tired Hearts."

that's a monumentally boring sentence, start to finish.

andrew m., Monday, 24 June 2013 21:42 (ten years ago) link

In high school I was in a jazz trio with two kids from jazz band -- we actually got a few gigs and made a little bit of money. The pianist insisted on us being called "Shades of Blue." I believe I said "can we please not be called 'Shades of Blue'?" Nonetheless, we were called "Shades of Blue."

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 24 June 2013 21:58 (ten years ago) link

five months pass...

Cookie Policy

rp boo bryson (NickB), Sunday, 8 December 2013 09:15 (ten years ago) link

climate change

sleepingsignal, Sunday, 8 December 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link


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