Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

can't believe the big rat one actually has "We're gonna need a bigger cat." as an option. timely reference there, dudes.

"On an unrelated note, I slept with your sister."

"LIVING IN A NEST IS FOR THE BIRDS LOLOLOLOL"

"Hey, at least it's CHEEP!! GET IT??? GET IT??"

"I never thought I'd say it, but I don't mind eating someone else's barf."

Me, Tarzan think you, Jane and I should maybe see other people. Me, Tarzan, keeping the aero press.

"A strong wind could blow this house down, hyuk hyuk."

"OK, that's all about the birds, now let's move on to learning all about the bees."

"And you said city living was for the birds."

"How did we get this couch up the ladder? And what are we plugging this lamp into? Our home makes no sense, and isn't funny."

"Do you think 'klossnet' is the name of our ISP?"

"I think we should see other pigeons."

"I really wish you would stop yelling that between songs."

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/13/p465/130513_contest_p465.jpg

"what can i say? i love fucking giraffes!"

After the first trial, it was roundly agreed that a simple height restriction wasn't going to achieve the desired result.

"Wouldn't it be crazy if this was how it happened!"

"Jesus."

"NO. SLEEP. TILL BROOKLYN!"

"They've each learned another species' culture and will pass it on to future generations."

"I can't believe we were worried about the rabbits."

hahaha, that should win

"We're on some Life of Pi shit."

Dan ftw

"We're too late," you said. "All the animals are drowned by now," you said.

"God has his way of doing things, and I have my way of doing things."

"God is dead"

It's in case we need girrafts.

"what did you think it was going to be like living with richard branson in retirement?"

"Hold on, which one is 'cubits' and which one is 'giraffes'?"

It's ok- God told me they'll evolve into whatever

"I know what God said, but how many people get a chance to actually realize their DREAM?"

'we bought a zoo'

"do you still have a subscription to the New Yorker or do you mostly just read the content they offer for free online?"

"Do you know what planet this is, son? EARTH"

"What if...like, this is the Planet of the Giraffes and we're the rescued human pair!"

i'd expect a drowning witch to be grateful

'... other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the show?'

"I'm as surprised as you. I didn't think giraffes were carnivorous either."

"I did love you, once, but the Deluge is my life now."

(in a yiddish accent) "What can I say? I won them in the girraffle."

"Think they misread the part before 'Rides For Free' on the bumper sticker"

"Christ, what a giraffe"

Amazon insist that this was the order as received

"This is a funny looking coffee table. Did you follow the self assembly instructions correctly?"

'who is your favorite marketplace reporter? mine is chana giraffe-wolt'

"and then bitcoin plummeted, so now we do this for awhile i guess."

"I think I'm still in shock about how badly I fucked up, like I'm not really dealing with it yet, you know? Because this is terrible."

"I wish I was taller."

"what giraffes?"