If necessary for your survival, do you think you could resort to cannibalism?

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Crazy thing is that they prob didn't need to eat human flesh. America's coastline was a bonanza of naturally available foods: ocean and freshwater fish, shellfish, game and gamebirds, but also scavengable stuff like mushrooms, berries, kelp. The colonists were highly suspicious of such foods and shockingly ignorant of most survival skills.

Aimless, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 18:23 (ten years ago) link

NO THEY HAD TO

j., Wednesday, 1 May 2013 18:26 (ten years ago) link

yr all a bunch of savages smdh at these poll results

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

Was reading about mass cannibalism during the Bolshevik grain requisition Povolzhye famine in '21. The more morally defensible cannibals rationalised eating the dead to survive, but fucking cannibal cafeterias run by human hunters, profiteering during a famine is too much to take. I'd guess similar grotesqueness occurred during Mao's great leap forward as well.

The stealing of corpses from cemeteries became so common that in many regions armed guards had to be posted on their gates. Hunting and killing people for their flesh was also a common phenomenon. In the town of Pugachev it was dangerous for children to go out after dark since there were known to be bands of cannibals and traders who killed them to eat or sell their tender flesh. In the Novouzensk region there were bands of children who killed adults for their meat...

Moreover, the craving for human flesh which starving people can easily develop once they have eaten it was not peculiar to any social class. Hungry doctors often succumbed to eating it after long spells of relief work in the famine region, and they too stated that the worst part of the experience was "the insuperable and uncomfortable craving" which they had acquired for human flesh.

festival of labour (xelab), Sunday, 29 June 2014 20:08 (nine years ago) link

Well, once you've killed and eaten a human being, seeing all those people just walking around has to be maddening, like those old cartoons where the starving man on the raft floating mid-ocean imagines the guy on the raft with him's head turning into a roast turkey or whatever...

Humorist (horse) (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 29 June 2014 20:11 (nine years ago) link

I love that old cartoon sight gag, it is brutal and funny at the same time.

festival of labour (xelab), Sunday, 29 June 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link

I like the South Park episode where all the adults get snowed in and they resort to cannibalism _that night_

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Sunday, 29 June 2014 22:36 (nine years ago) link

that is a great ep

do u like green ez & jam (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 June 2014 22:38 (nine years ago) link

five years pass...

During an 1874 election fight in Tranmere, a 'local cannibal' allegedly attacked a canvasser with no provocation - he 'chawed' him and bit off part of his lip. A newspaper report concluded that 'cannibalism cannot be tolerated, even in Tranmere': pic.twitter.com/ftaNIXB8Jv

— Victorian Election Violence UK (@VictorianEV_UK) April 15, 2020

'cannibalism cannot be tolerated, even in Tranmere'

classic bantz

calzino, Wednesday, 15 April 2020 10:48 (four years ago) link

If I can eat ass, I can eat calf

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Wednesday, 15 April 2020 11:00 (four years ago) link

what if it’s not necessary for your survival and you just fancy sampling a bit of long pig

asking for a friend, like

He is married to Brogmus, Linda. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 April 2020 11:38 (four years ago) link

I think eating members of Longpigs is quite permissible tbf

calzino, Wednesday, 15 April 2020 11:56 (four years ago) link

brb gonna start a ‘which longpig would u eat’ poll

He is married to Brogmus, Linda. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 April 2020 12:13 (four years ago) link

lol these poll results are v revealing

crüt, Wednesday, 15 April 2020 12:51 (four years ago) link

At least five ILXors are liars.

coviderunt omnes (pomenitul), Wednesday, 15 April 2020 12:52 (four years ago) link

Poll is eight years old, those five have probably been gobbled up by now.


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