will tim tebow have a good nfl career?

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polyphonic, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

I kinda feel like Tebow is a bit of a coward when he doesn't have the ball. I don't buy him as a consistent blocker.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

haha the other day I was experimenting with microtones and it was driving my wife insane

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

i want that post to be about tim tebow

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 17:56 (eleven years ago) link

tebow's friends call him "microtones"

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

irl lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

wtf how the hell did that happen

stupid ILX, making me look Tebow-curious

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 18:07 (eleven years ago) link

kevin drumm ft. tim tebow: on bended knee

goole, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

xp i'm sure it's just a phase

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

FYI im playing 'draw something' with pp's mom. today I sent her my interpretation of 'tebowing'

(from a bottle you dicks) (sunny successor), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

Tim Tebow Tops Forbes' 2013 List Of America's Most Influential Athletes

http://www.forbes.com/sites/tomvanriper/2013/05/06/americas-most-influential-athletes-2/

he's bigger than the game, u know.

wait, the "normal" law of gravity? (Hunt3r), Monday, 6 May 2013 23:16 (eleven years ago) link

Why not switch the focus to any number of highly religious and conservative athletes who are actually good at sports.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago) link

Tebow cracks me up because he self-evidently has this enormous ineffable Q rating that makes him ripe for celebrity despite how painfully inept he is as a professional quarterback

it's like if Ryan Lochte was still getting all of the attention and endorsements he has now but was competing in all of his events with an unnaturally fast doggy paddle

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:23 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

signing with the patriots

J0rdan S., Monday, 10 June 2013 21:13 (ten years ago) link

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

J0rdan S., Monday, 10 June 2013 21:13 (ten years ago) link

lmao

call all destroyer, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:14 (ten years ago) link

omg lolololololololololololol

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:14 (ten years ago) link

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

J0rdan S., Monday, 10 June 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link

If anyone can convince Tebow to let go of his QB dreams and be a productive TE, it's Bill imo.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link

they need tight ends?

remember, Gronk snapped his arm off in the playoffs

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link

TEBOWWWWWWWWW

polyphonic, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link

If anyone can convince Tebow to let go of his QB dreams and be a productive TE, it's Bill imo.

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, June 10, 2013 5:15 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

yeah this really is tebow's final shot

J0rdan S., Monday, 10 June 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link

he can be a fullback or something maybe. idk if the pats even use a FB ever?

johnny crunch, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link

my god...

Patriots waived QB Mike Kafka.

J0rdan S., Monday, 10 June 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link

I think at this point we can all agree tim tebow has had a good career

iatee, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link

after this little phase i predict he moves back to colorado to open the tebow megachurch

sleepingbag, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link

Tebow currently is heading to Foxborough and will play quarterback in New England, Ian Rapoport reports

Patriots waived QB Mike Kafka.

Troubling.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link

I am convulsing with lols at my desk

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link

this is the best news i've heard all day

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link

this is the greatest NFL news I have ever received (lol xpost)

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link

i would never wish physical ill on an athlete just to satisfy my own entertainment but my god if brady goes down...

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:23 (ten years ago) link

poll results w/snoopsaysno.jpeg are killing me right now

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link

i would pay so much money out of pocket for tebow to be responsible for multiple touchdowns when the patriots play at the jets

J0rdan S., Monday, 10 June 2013 21:25 (ten years ago) link

my god if brady goes down...

Mallett would probably have the edge, right?

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:27 (ten years ago) link

I wonder if Brady is practicing his gasface

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:27 (ten years ago) link

i think the way this works is they try tebow at the half when brady gets badly injured, he has a crazy three touchdown, two turnover win; QB controversy on the week off; they start him and he has a weird flukey dominant game; a week of nonstop OMYGOD IS HE BETTER THAN BRADY and then three weeks of ugly hash until brady gets back; he angrily takes the ball out of tebow's hands and whips him all the way up to golgotha. then tebow rises on the third day and takes the seahawks to the superbowl. then he ascends and the hawks lose in overtime.

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link

somehow he ends up taking the Atlanta Hawks to the Superbowl rather than the Seattle Seahawks, otherwise OTM

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link

my bad, i was distracted by my base urges while typing that.
off to go try on my new patriots #15 hairshirt

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:34 (ten years ago) link

OMYGOD FIRST QB CONTROVERSY: WHO KEEPS 15!!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?
http://www.patriots.com/team/roster/Ryan-Mallett/8d9f1286-6282-4f3f-8592-d31725d2ca5f

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:36 (ten years ago) link

Mallett would probably have the edge, right?

Mallett also wears #15.

CONTROVERSY!

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:36 (ten years ago) link

lol jinx

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:36 (ten years ago) link

Matt Ryan, Tim Tebow, Matt Schaub, Alex Smith, TJ Yates, and Jay Cutler all have one career playoff victory as QB.

polyphonic, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:45 (ten years ago) link

And Tony Romo!

polyphonic, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:46 (ten years ago) link

Rex Grossman has two

polyphonic, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:46 (ten years ago) link

poll, and i'm voting ryan

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:49 (ten years ago) link

why are the patriots trolling the bruins like this

call all destroyer, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link


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