The Australian Zeitgeist Tracking Thread

rushed into myer to spend my $350 before juliar steals it, nobody served me, left

somewhere out there is a wheelchair user who just cost me a bloody swarovski butter dish

The cost of Myki could have funded the NDIS, with $1.3bn left over. And that's just Victoria!

not a single reader was working on my tram this morning

at least half the readers are busted

i just had to walk back into a train station because of busted myki readers

if i hadn't done that, i'd be charged for zone 2

stoked for the madness that will be opal cards

mkyi style card + nsw transport = apocalypse

i mean the trains were fucked ALL DAY MONDAY because they forgot to schedule weekend trackwork property and the inept minister for transport was like "uh dunno"

THE GOLD CUNTS

wat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5cAVngQTis

oh dear

wow

haha

responding to a bet/dare?

i was thinking more like a longstanding nickname that they forgot to suppress in polite company

otm, too fluid

i don't even know what 'gold suns' is but 'gold cunts' will stick for whatever it is now

gold sonning

i don't even know what 'gold suns' is and will presumably never hear of it again to substitute 'gold cunts' for whatever it is

maybe they were thinking of the herald cunt

guy in middle slams 'coast suns' into one word; motors on like a pro.
spud on right probably too busy thinking about his next line to notice.
person on left gives the game away.

ohh right

u guys shd have a competition to see who cares least abt footiemate

me

fuck u, no me

Adma has adv. by living in melbourne and not caring.

sadly i saw footy last night so i'm out of the running

I'm happy to have a perv on Tigers players now and then, so I cant be all latte snobbo abot this I'm afraid.

lol xpost

Adma has adv. by living in melbourne and not caring.

totally tops that you used one of my official nicknames (accidentally or otherwise)

I am slagging off "my team" on Twitter right now so I'm out.

i downloaded the AFL app on my phone so I could keep up with Carlton scores, so I'm out

thunderdome for sic & AA

once i told someone i support camberwell to get them off my back, but apparently there is no team called camberwell

camberwell camemberts

toorak cunts

kewankers

montmorency's team is the pythons, allegedly

frankston frangas

greensborough g spots

you have some affection for greensborough clearly

^^

lalor labias

deepdene diaphragms

deepdene deep-throaters, morelike amirite

garden city gobjobbers

"to alllll the burbs I've loved...beforrrree"

coldstream cockrings

my first boyfriend was from coldstream

cannot verify cockring though. let's just assume yes