― félix pié, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:47 (sixteen years ago) link
― David R., Friday, 27 April 2007 20:52 (sixteen years ago) link
― strongohulkington, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:54 (sixteen years ago) link
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link
― Nicole, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link
like this?
― David R., Friday, 27 April 2007 20:57 (sixteen years ago) link
― David R., Friday, 27 April 2007 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link
― David R., Friday, 27 April 2007 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 27 April 2007 21:07 (sixteen years ago) link
― s1ocki, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh good lord, We had better be nice to King Raggett of Orange (County) as he's directly behind Us in the succession, and therefore most likely to want Us to come to some bad ends... How lovely to see you, King Raggett! Would you care for some entertainment? Minstrels? I hear the Earl of Devon has Minstrels Boom and Pierce performing... Have some wine! Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate)
― félix pié, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:08 (sixteen years ago) link
― dmr, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:13 (sixteen years ago) link
― s1ocki, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:22 (sixteen years ago) link
― ☪, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:22 (sixteen years ago) link
― JW, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:44 (sixteen years ago) link
― ian, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:53 (sixteen years ago) link
― deej, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:57 (sixteen years ago) link
― sleep, Friday, 27 April 2007 23:00 (sixteen years ago) link
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 27 April 2007 23:35 (sixteen years ago) link
― Ronan, Saturday, 28 April 2007 01:00 (sixteen years ago) link
― sleep, Saturday, 28 April 2007 01:01 (sixteen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 28 April 2007 03:48 (sixteen years ago) link
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 00:50 (sixteen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:24 (sixteen years ago) link
― JW, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:30 (sixteen years ago) link
― and what, Friday, 4 May 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link
― artdamages, Friday, 4 May 2007 20:24 (sixteen years ago) link
― and what, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 17:38 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 9 May 2007 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 22:17 (sixteen years ago) link
― dmr, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 22:43 (sixteen years ago) link
― and what, Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:58 (sixteen years ago) link
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 17 May 2007 18:18 (sixteen years ago) link
give it fifteen years, you'll hear a newstory about a naked, gibbering Dana Carvey being discovered in the fetal position atop of George Bush's grave, gnawing on his fingernails.
DANA: babble, gah gah, munch... SECURITY GUARD: Mr. Carvey, Mr. Carvey... (gently pulls DANA's hands away from his mouth) SECURITY GUARD: You're just chewing bone now. Come on.
-- Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, March 16, 2005
― and what, Friday, 18 May 2007 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Motherfuckers be tripping, pages 39-41
― nickalicious, Friday, 18 May 2007 21:10 (sixteen years ago) link
On the flipside, I can't help but Imagine a black guy in a Flash Costume whenever I say "Turbonegro"
"My name iz Wally Washington, an' I'm the fastest nigga alive. And this is mah bitch, XS"
-- Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, May 4, 2003
― strongohulkington, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:07 (sixteen years ago) link
oh god
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:12 (sixteen years ago) link
you couldn't even ban custos because he wasn't so much a racist as an imbecile
― strongohulkington, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:15 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.ludickid.com/122503.htm
― gff, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:19 (sixteen years ago) link
omg
― strongohulkington, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:20 (sixteen years ago) link
geoff you are today's winner in the internet archeology sweepstakes
i am today's winner in the being a complete fuckup because i can remember "lord custos's" real name is "william renkin" but not what the birthdays of anyone close to me are contest
― gff, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link
srsly, a line from keats in there? nope. william renkin.
how do you know his name??
― s1ocki, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:41 (sixteen years ago) link
his old email address
― strongohulkington, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:43 (sixteen years ago) link
i remembered his old email i guess. he was in his heydey when i first arrived and was trying to figure this place out so i guess it stuck
xpost
― gff, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:44 (sixteen years ago) link
god that's in poor taste, custos. -- vahid (vahid), Sunday, May 4, 2003 3:32 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link
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But its hilarious. -- David Allen, Sunday, May 4, 2003 3:34 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link
― gff, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:25 (sixteen years ago) link
And one thing I know is I ain't no suckah, sucka. I been at all this shit longer than mosta your bitch asses. I don't know why you bringing "sexual" into this, I am a 45 year-old straight man with kids. What have I said that is "sexual"? I find this part fascinating.
Yo, moonship, keep it gully!
-- Saxby D. Elder, Thursday, May 24, 2007 3:02 AM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 24 May 2007 03:56 (sixteen years ago) link
nice abrupt change of tone there with the last sentence.
― s1ocki, Thursday, 24 May 2007 03:57 (sixteen years ago) link
every forksclovetofu post
― and what, Friday, 25 May 2007 17:40 (sixteen years ago) link
http://trapsntrunks.com/2012/11/27/video-k-yay-king-of-the-custos/
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 23:53 (eleven years ago) link
My Fellow Americans,I come before you tonight as a candidate for the Vice-Presidency and as a man whose honesty and integrity has been questioned. Now, the usual political thing to do when charges are made against you is to either ignore them or to deny them without giving details. I believe we have had enough of that in the United States, particularly with the present Administration in Washington, D.C. I am sure that you have read the charges, and you have heard it, that I, Senator Nixon, took $18,000 from a group of my supporters. Now, was that wrong? And let me say that it was wrong. I am saying it, incidentally, that it was wrong, just not illegal, because it isn't a question of whether it was legal or illegal, that isn't enough. The question is, Have I licked people's butts? It feels like the answer should be no, but , yes, I have licked people's butts, and in fact, I do lick people's butts.
― what is google (schlump), Monday, December 10, 2012 10:20 PM (Yesterday)
― the late great, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
Hurting's tex-mex-themed Monkees cover band
― Know Scot! Free Getaway: Glen, Handa Island, Rua Reidh (imago), Monday, 17 February 2014 21:28 (ten years ago) link
Make up words to the instrumental theme song of a movie that describe that movie, then try to guess that movie.
― Know Scot! Free Getaway: Glen, Handa Island, Rua Reidh (imago), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 12:29 (ten years ago) link
i feel like i took part in a robbery and now i'm snitching to the cops but
― omar little, Monday, 4 February 2019 19:33 (five years ago) link
she's -- coldblooded, check it and seegot a fetish for the civilitycome on nancy, you can do more than thatshe's coldblooded, she's coldblooded
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 5 May 2019 16:17 (three hours ago) Permalink
― :∵·∴·∵: (crüt), Sunday, 5 May 2019 19:39 (four years ago) link
it was very impressive
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 6 May 2019 19:38 (four years ago) link
I still maintain the one of mine Ward posted here was actually funny, humf.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 04:31 (four years ago) link