Shorts for the office - Would You?

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fight the good fight, Surmounter

Mr. Que, Thursday, 31 July 2008 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link

i sure fucking am

Surmounter, Thursday, 31 July 2008 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link

the idea that only 1 cut of cloth can look OK on a man's body makes me so angry.

Surmounter, Thursday, 31 July 2008 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link

My old boss gave me grief about the one time I pulled it off (record heat wave in SF, 110+ degrees) but then when I went to lunch I saw the owner of the company also in shorts so I took a camphone pic and sent it to my boss and said "sup".

Steve Shasta, Thursday, 31 July 2008 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link

AWESOME

Surmounter, Thursday, 31 July 2008 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Surm are you saying shorts are office appropriate though?

Kerm, Thursday, 31 July 2008 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link

it completely depends. i work at a progressive arts institution and i feel very comfortable coming to work in shorts, as do other guys here. so, yes.

Surmounter, Thursday, 31 July 2008 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link

people like making rules about things

n/a, Thursday, 31 July 2008 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link

dudes wear regular dude shorts to my work but no one really cares what we look like. i've worn the same pair of jeans for three days in a row now

n/a, Thursday, 31 July 2008 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link

I would like to reiterate comment above regarding ultimate doucheness of man on the right

baaderonixx, Thursday, 31 July 2008 15:32 (fifteen years ago) link

i'd hit it

Surmounter, Thursday, 31 July 2008 15:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Although I guess he's the only one not going for the awful mini-suit thing

baaderonixx, Thursday, 31 July 2008 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link

I guess maybe the real debate here is: would you put a belt on shorts?

baaderonixx, Thursday, 31 July 2008 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Do they stay up without one?

Ed, Thursday, 31 July 2008 15:35 (fifteen years ago) link

the idea that only 1 cut of cloth can look OK on a man's body makes me so angry.

I think most men look fine in shorts, I like men's legs. I hang out with guys in kilts on a semi-regular basis and believe me I take advantage of the fashion (and pale, pale British Isles types, too). I'm just skeptical about their being professionally appropriate, which is different.

Laurel, Thursday, 31 July 2008 15:35 (fifteen years ago) link

ok good i'm relieved to hear this, Laurel. my girlfriend here at work says she NEVER likes to see men in shorts. which just bugs me.

Surmounter, Thursday, 31 July 2008 15:37 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah this is nonsense - shorts are great

baaderonixx, Thursday, 31 July 2008 15:43 (fifteen years ago) link

I do feel somehow that men's legs are quite personal and sexual, with all the tendons showing in the backs of the knees, and the sinew of the ankles, and the musculature. Frankly I don't know men can be so cavalier about women's legs showing all the time, if I had to reverse it I might go slightly mad.

Laurel, Thursday, 31 July 2008 15:46 (fifteen years ago) link

they are sexual.

i like the 1st one kerm. 2nd one eh, and definitely not professional

Surmounter, Thursday, 31 July 2008 15:47 (fifteen years ago) link

hmm, must buy more shorts.

Ed, Thursday, 31 July 2008 15:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Those beards are massively grossing me out.

Laurel, Thursday, 31 July 2008 15:48 (fifteen years ago) link

well yeah not squaresville office tie professional. i don't like their shoes, either. just dudes wearing shorts and not looking like children.

Kerm, Thursday, 31 July 2008 15:51 (fifteen years ago) link

the 2nd one just looks like he's going to the beach!

Surmounter, Thursday, 31 July 2008 15:52 (fifteen years ago) link

to sell some yachts...

Kerm, Thursday, 31 July 2008 15:55 (fifteen years ago) link

It think I want the beardy man's striped shorts

Ed, Thursday, 31 July 2008 15:56 (fifteen years ago) link

4 the office? the 1st ones would be ok

Surmounter, Thursday, 31 July 2008 16:11 (fifteen years ago) link

guys you are overlooking the real challenge of this look -- how to wear dressy shoes with shorts?? is going sockless really actually an option?

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 31 July 2008 16:13 (fifteen years ago) link

I was thinking for more in general, both of those would be too dressy for my office.

I can't contemplate wearing shorts with anything other than sandals really.

Ed, Thursday, 31 July 2008 16:15 (fifteen years ago) link

i mean i can see going sockless in mocs but lace-ups sans socks is a potentially awful thing, just imagining the pinching and blistering and sweating inspires a tug of sympathy for ladies and their torturous footwear

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 31 July 2008 16:16 (fifteen years ago) link

no, it's terrible. sockless dress shoes are not ok. i would say either very short nice socks, or very high fancy socks, if you wanna go for the gay look.

Surmounter, Thursday, 31 July 2008 16:17 (fifteen years ago) link

fwiw i think a summer suit with shorts is a pretty great idea, with a few stipulations (flat front shorts, tapered knee length, & funtional jacket cuffs to roll up would be a nice touch)

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 31 July 2008 16:19 (fifteen years ago) link

http://z.about.com/d/mensfashion/1/0/m/1/JBSP057.JPG

if only i had the guts and money

Surmounter, Thursday, 31 July 2008 16:22 (fifteen years ago) link

clean plimsolls could work sockless with the shorts-suit look -- leaving the office-appropriate question aside for the moment

xpost omg @ silver fox in stripey sox A+

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 31 July 2008 16:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Pshaw re ladies' footwear, I don't like socks and wear flats/loafers/etc sockless as much as possible. Not torturous as long as the shoes are y'know not made of cheapo plastic parts that have edges sharp enough to slice bread.

Laurel, Thursday, 31 July 2008 16:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Ed, did you just say that flat-front walking shorts are too dressy for your office?

Laurel, Thursday, 31 July 2008 16:25 (fifteen years ago) link

srsly

Surmounter, Thursday, 31 July 2008 16:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Slightly tongue in cheek, but it is a scruffy bunch here.

Those were both from saks

http://www.saksfifthavenue.com/main/ProductArray.jsp?PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524446183490&FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374306418199&ASSORTMENT%3C%3East_id=1408474399545537&bmUID=1217520425808&SECSLOT=LN-Shorts

Do you think saks will still have summer stuff in store next week or will they have flipped on to autumn?

Ed, Thursday, 31 July 2008 16:30 (fifteen years ago) link

i like the green polos and i like their price

Surmounter, Thursday, 31 July 2008 16:32 (fifteen years ago) link

http://a488.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/31/l_6ae2f4dc3390e2b98640b941cb62d91f.jpg

"Ah! Just another wonderful day at the office!"

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 31 July 2008 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link

I can only conclude that that guy is physically still pre-pubescent and has a) no adult musculature, and b) no genitalia. Both of which make me think he should be having a lie-down and a juice box.

Laurel, Thursday, 31 July 2008 16:43 (fifteen years ago) link

- I think the guy on the right looks great, really terrific, would wear that often if I were him
- Part of me thinks some of y'all have LEG SHAME
- I have one pair of long slim-cut nice shorts that I would not hesitate to wear to the office, though I haven't done so yet; maybe if we get an August heat wave
- I think short suits are a funny fashion idea that have no actual relevance to anyone except guys who work in superfancy places that deal with fashion or the arts or something -- but I do appreciate that I see lots of nice-looking men's stuff this summer that's not just all casual beachy lawn-mowing looking, like actual neat trim shorts and button-down combos and stuff that looks genuinely sharp and put-together (cf GUY ON RIGHT)

nabisco, Thursday, 31 July 2008 17:33 (fifteen years ago) link

ACTUALLY dude on the right has kind of a goof-douchey face going, and should lose the sunglasses; I guess I would "wear that often" if I were him while simultaneously wishing I was better looking and had slightly better legs for it.

nabisco, Thursday, 31 July 2008 17:34 (fifteen years ago) link

shorts outside of the office for men or women = fine
shorts at the office on men or women = you look fucking ridiculous

bell_labs, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:29 (fifteen years ago) link

lol i wore shorts to teh office on monday
and my orange hairless-cat t-shirt

rrrobyn, Thursday, 31 July 2008 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link

it is possible that i have officially 'checked-out' re: job

rrrobyn, Thursday, 31 July 2008 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link

shorts get so much hate from dudes i dont really get it

max, Thursday, 31 July 2008 19:50 (fifteen years ago) link

is it a 'masculinity' thing

max, Thursday, 31 July 2008 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Suck it, monkeys, etc.

http://s46.photobucket.com/albums/f131/tempdump/th_shorts.jpg

nabisco, Friday, 1 August 2008 20:12 (fifteen years ago) link

I bought a pair of those michael kohrs shorts in saks, 50% off the sale price. Then I left them in a bar ;_;

Ed, Thursday, 7 August 2008 14:49 (fifteen years ago) link

^^ sounds like a fun night

nabisco, Thursday, 7 August 2008 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link

seriously

nice shorts nabisco!

Surmounter, Thursday, 7 August 2008 18:12 (fifteen years ago) link

nabisco you look good in those shorts in your chamber of infinities

rrrobyn, Thursday, 7 August 2008 18:21 (fifteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

cardinal sin or not, both yesterday and today i have not changed into my jeans after cycling into work. and i liked it.

N1ck (Upt0eleven), Friday, 3 July 2009 10:54 (fourteen years ago) link

four years pass...

shorts should be an option.
I think folks who insist on an anti-shorts stance are kinda 'itt blogs instruct you how to be a man' from people who are prob not as stylish as they think they are.
and maybe they own a fedora or something.

chinavision!, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 13:41 (ten years ago) link

I might pull the trigger on this later in the week.

chinavision!, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link


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