Best Darkthrone Album

your n00bs are showing h00s, every longstanding BM listener can satisfy five million women and have energy left for cricket

FIVE MILLION WOMEN SO ALONE IN THE NIGHT
OH, I HAD THEM ALL SATISFIED PROFUSELY (EVERY NIGHT BY MYSELF)

this is like straight out of a blue song.

blueS

darkthrone are the bee's knees

also the cat's pajamas

they might be "the bomb" as well, but don't quote me on that

Siegbran you'd take Funeral Moon over TH?

On many days yes - still voted for TH. But Funeral Moon is their "ugliest" album and I'm just surprised nobody had a preference for that.

Thanks to everyone on this thread - I've since listened to A Blaze In The Northern Sky, Under a Funeral Moon and currently listening to Transylvanian Hunger (which is totally awesome). I liked Under a Funeral Moon better than Blaze but I think TH is even better. This band rules!

Well done.

either Under a Funeral Moon or Translvanian Hunger

AMG review of TH: "Like most of Darkthrone's early material, it's an unpleasant dentist-drill experience that only the unholiest of unholies will pretend to enjoy."

Pretend to enjoy? What a cunt.

Yea, there is rhyme to reason in black metal so I can tell that that reviewer just hadn't figured it out.

speaking of black metal I just got Mayhem's De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas again yay \m/

you know what would be cool? a version of "deathcrush" that doesn't cost more than a dollar a minute. even cooler would be a double cd with all of the shitty-sounding dead material.

I usedto have Dawn of the Black Hearts, fresh with the cover photo of Dead with his brains in his lap...but alas I needed money and ebay called.

gott punch have you got the Preparing for War special edition?

no. no, i don't. i bought the regular version (when it first came out) and i hate buying things twice, no matter how stupid that is of me.

Do you recommend it, j0hn?

I don't have it yet, it's on order

After the release of "The Cult Is Alive" many conversations took place if they are still black metal and that will happen now. That’s bullshit of course ’cause if someone believes that this recording is not black metal then probably has no idea of what he is talking about. I, really, don’t remember many people back at the rise of 90s that were listening to this band; now all of them consider themselves as black metal masters with opinion for everything having constantly their mouth open telling nonsense. Well, they can put their opinions...you know where!!!

i'm listening to 'goatlord' now out of sympathy for it's lack of appreciation in the poll.

an odd record, but i've got a soft spot for it. i've heard it referred to as the darkthrone 'singalong' record, and that sort of makes bizarre sense. a lot of fun to listen to with some really unexpected use of female vocals.

An odd album indeed, the female vocals were actually sung by Fenriz.

I probably would have voted for Blaze, had I seen this thread.

I really should give that latest album a shot...

haha sung by fenriz. that should come as a surprise, but somehow doesn't :)

"Darkthrone's one of those bands who routinely occupy that "this is the only band I want to listen to, everything else is bullshit" space."

on the motherfucking mark

I'm absolutely a Soulside Journey guy. The rest of it... is fine.

i only own blaze thru panzerfaust and i've been listening to them an absolutely unhealthy amount these past few weeks. what else in the black metal genre sounds like this? i will listen the unholy fuck out of it.

To the layman, all black metal sounds like Dark Throne.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/Darkthrone.jpg

this is my favourite artist picture ever.
i only heard Transilvanian Hunger (i guess it's the right one to hear) sounds like a cool broken tape. Darkthrone might be a bit like Jandek, you actually WANT to like this, and then you do.

Am I damn fool for not having paid attention since Plague Wielder? I never dug that and Ravishing Grimness all that much, so I figured there was no point in keeping up.
I think I still have a Transylvanian Hunger shirt somewhere -- I'm probably too fat for it now, which is METAL \m/

Can't say I'm particularly curious about Fenriz' split with Nattefrost, despite the silly name ("Engangsgrill")

I am a damn fool for still buying every Darkthrone record. It's more of a charity thing I guess. They're fun for a few spins like latter day Motorhead records.

I have an old A Blaze shirt which I wear proudly but but not too often since I moved to one of the most unmetal cities on earth. Apart from the grim and frostbitten mountains.

Darkthrone rule. This is a fact. Such variety over the years too! The range from "goatlord" to "panzerfaust" to "F.O.A.D" is part of what keeps the plot interesting. I wear my "Total Death" sweatshirt with pride.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S0FvMOce1cc/Ss89foQADWI/AAAAAAAADfo/clvO8VCjrHQ/s1600-h/fenriz.png

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/302/fenriz.png

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes

Fenriz having a Plastikman tattoo *and* a tattoo for the Guidance label is still a mindblower to me. It's so "fuck it" that's it's just more punk than having some axe-wielding troll tattoo or whatever.

I'm absolutely a Soulside Journey guy. The rest of it... is fine.

i read this as "I'm absolutely a Southside Johnny guy. The rest of it... is fine." which made me lol heartily.

i think that beach ball is actually deflating fenriz.

that would explain his bizarre posture

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5tY-XfbgJe0/SLbG854r1iI/AAAAAAAABAg/l6Ge3ubUr-k/s1600-h/fenritz_tattoo.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5tY-XfbgJe0/SLbG854r1iI/AAAAAAAABAg/l6Ge3ubUr-k/s1600-h/fenritz_tattoo.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5tY-XfbgJe0/SLbG854r1iI/AAAAAAAABAg/l6Ge3ubUr-k/s1600-h/fenritz_tattoo.jpg

Dilberts Hund

After an initial few listens, staying away for a few months, and returning to it last night, I've come to the conclusion that I LOVE Transilvanian Hunger. I find the odd chord changes completely gripping; I haven't delved into them theory-wise, but they're definitely a defining characteristic of this record (and not of a type I've encountered much). They're somehow catchy, even though they're non-intuitive. It's one of those records where, when I'm not listening to it, I have a hard time conjuring up anything specific about it, but when it's on I get this really intense deja vu-like connection to it, as if I can feel in my gut where each turn will lead. Its immersiveness is very similar in spirit to me to Loveless, actually, and not to any other record I can think of.

under a funeral moon robbed in this thread; also, maybe more understandably, sardonic wrath

Under a funeral moon seems to be everyone's second favourite Darkthrone record.

TH is perfection

like everything i wanted black metal to be when i finally dived into it

transilvanian hunger is the sound of a band that knew precisely what they wanted to do and executed it flawlessly. first-rate.

I've gone from gently dabbling in this band to loving them full-stop in like two months. This quote now makes complete and total sense to me:

For me, Darkthrone's one of those bands who routinely occupy that "this is the only band I want to listen to, everything else is bullshit" space. Some people think they've been taking the piss for years. Could be! I think Darkthrone's piss-taking beats most bands' seriousness though.

― J0hn D., Friday, October 5, 2007 10:27 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

PANZERFAUST is fucking INCREDIBLE. The riffs are so ridiculously catchy, too; I get them stuck in my head all the time.

A Blaze in the Northern Sky has to have one of my favorite album openings of all time... The way "Kathaarian Life Code" starts with that nearly hilarious solemn droning chant, cold and corpselike, Nocturno Culto spitting out words like they're nails stuck in his throat, "we..... ah..... a-blaze.... in zuh nawthen... sky": then KKKZZZWWWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! [pf ch pf ch pf ch pf ch], like electrocuted animals ripping through the skin of that drone and just attacking everything around them... I can't think of many records that begin with that much exhilaration.

ravishing grimness is incredible, just one awesome riff after another

which describes every darkthrone record but yeah

what would have been a better way to raise this? because other than ignoring it i can’t think of anything that wouldn’t have provoked the same kind of reaction, especially because of but also regardless of whatever reputation i have by now on here

maybe a poster people actually like saying hey people this is a bit dodgy isn’t it could have got somewhere but i didn’t see it happening

Nah, of course it's fine to ask - in lots of ways it seems so clear and obvious. Idk, don't present it as an aggressive fait accompli I guess.

this is not some kind of fun game for me, I don’t get off on being a killjoy.

it'll never be the best Darkthrone album but the new one's pretty good. really liked the past three in point of fact, the ancient doomy vibe really works.

Feel like "The Sea Beneath The Seas..." is meant to sound like Manilla Road (excepting the vocals)

"The Sea Beneath the Seas of the Sea" reminds me of Iron Maiden's "Remember Tomorrow" a lot.

One man's Manilla Road is another man's Iron Maiden through the lowest fi recording imaginable!