Who do the British seemingly hate Q Magazine?

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timeless music is hell to listen to.

RJG (RJG), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:15 (twenty years ago) link

what case? you asked why the british hate q, not if they do. i'm assuming you knew people would spew venom, but i thought the point was why many feel this way.

lauren (laurenp), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:16 (twenty years ago) link

Re: Dude, you'd make a lovely editor but a poor businessman!!

I disagree - there are more than enough people that are not being catered for by the teenager oriented rock tedium of the weekly NME and also don't want to wait a month for something to read [The Wire, Terrorizer, Jazzwise, Jockey Slut, Knowlege, Uncut etc]

If a publisher - launched a new diverse agenda setting fortnightly music magazine - in the UK - then i reckon sales of 50,000 - 75,000 - could be achieved within a year.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:16 (twenty years ago) link

On a vaguely related note, should Brits regard the imminent arrival of Blender in the UK as something to rejoice or something to fear?

Hmmm, perhaps that's another thread, in fact.

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:17 (twenty years ago) link

nothing exudes an ageless beauty unless one thinks so but bah I'd rather sip water and listen to records than argue that point cos it's a journey with no point of agreement on it really.

Also ILM does like some magazines, Muzik was very popular until it went bust! (as I always say in these cases)

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:18 (twenty years ago) link

Blender, another useless mag - that is a replica of the Q format.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:18 (twenty years ago) link

Q says nothing to me about my life. But then I'm just a musician, making one CD a year. Taxi drivers and bank tellers, on the other hand, love it. And they're the ones who keep the music industry in business by each buying five CDs a year.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:19 (twenty years ago) link

If a publisher - launched a new diverse agenda setting fortnightly music magazine - in the UK - then i reckon sales of 50,000 - 75,000 - could be achieved within a year.

Martian (and anyone else), what d'you know about Bullit? I know it used to be North-East only, and it's music and film-oriented (perhaps going for the Uncut market) but possibly a younger audience, and a fairly modest initial print run, but more details are extremely scant.

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:20 (twenty years ago) link

Sorry, Alex, Godwin's law - yer out!

Marcello Carlin, Monday, 3 November 2003 15:22 (twenty years ago) link

oh shit, i completely forgot the thread title. no wonder i love british music magazines, i'm a yank!

i will save my venom for the "Why does everyone in the world hate all those awful american music magazines".

scott seward, Monday, 3 November 2003 15:23 (twenty years ago) link

If a publisher - launched a new diverse agenda setting fortnightly music magazine - in the UK - then i reckon sales of 50,000 - 75,000 - could be achieved within a year.


This is prob something suzy knows about better -- but the money in publishing (and obv it's not a fanzine and breaking even -- it has shareholders to please) comes from advertising. You might be right, though I gotta tell ya, I'm 23 and lame as fuck about new music -- and I'm more clued-up than most ppl I know, being ex-NME reader and all.

Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:24 (twenty years ago) link

Not seen this before - Music wise this seems to aimed at a younger profile already catered for by Bang /Rock Sound /NME /Q.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:27 (twenty years ago) link

I really think some of us here ought to have a go at putting a business plan together for the idea I thought of ages back re. London Review of Music, i.e. musical equivalent of the LRB, allowing plenty of space for long thinkpieces and proper non-capsule reviews. Perhaps a brainstorming session with Mark S might be called for once he's finished with the book...

Marcello Carlin, Monday, 3 November 2003 15:32 (twenty years ago) link

Millionaire publisher to thread!

Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:36 (twenty years ago) link

''i want to see julio writing for the wire.''

no mercy for the pop music thingy ;)

if Q mag was so terrible it would have gone bust already.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:42 (twenty years ago) link

what case? you asked why the british hate q, not if they do. i'm assuming you knew people would spew venom, but i thought the point was why many feel this way.

Well, the case I was resting was my assertion that people seem to hate it, and point that has been handily proved herein. I'm still waiting for a reasonable answer, though.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:43 (twenty years ago) link

Clearly a music magazine for people who can't be arsed with music magazines is needed (the Strokes cannot however be the flagship band).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:43 (twenty years ago) link

Q used to be a good read, albeit rather condescending in tone, written by people who didn't really care about music for people who bought 2-3 albums a year (let's say, Dido, Robbie Williams and the Sttereophonics if they were feeling racy).

It never was about 'breaking' new bands. I was told this categorically by the Q editor once while raving about Belle & Sebastian. He said that I was too much of a 'championer' to ever write for Q, which prefers to wait a while before writing about bands. Of course, this was before they missed the boat woefully on The Strokes - they're now only two months or so behind NME when it comnes to new music.

In recent months, however, Q has nosedived pitifully. Last month there were three advertorials for stuff like cars and razors. One even appeared smack in the middle of a feature about Muse (I know, it was probably a beter read). Together with its irrelevant awards show (how contrived was that?), and the blurbs for the TV channel, Q has lost the few shards of credibility it ever had.

It was for this reason that many editorial staff left to set up 'Word magazine which is an infinitely better read, albeit something of a 40-somethings fanzine. 'Mojo' also cnotinues to be a good read for those of us who like to metaphorically kick off their tight shoes and luxuriate in a 10-page Mitch Ryder retrospective (ie, me).

As far as breaking new bands is concerned: for coroporate, XFM-playlisted skinny indie types it's still NME all the way. For corpse-painted metal loons and hapless British emo chancers, there's always Kerrang! As ever, the truly interesting stuff exists on the margins and one can do worse than listening to John Peel to find it.

Persecution Smith, Monday, 3 November 2003 15:50 (twenty years ago) link

Alex, answering the question "how do you know some music is timeless?" with the assertion "some classical music is inarguably timeless" seems poor form to me, old chap. How do you know?

When you're listening to it, how do you know it's timeless? The only sensible definition of 'timeless' I can think of is that people have always enjoyed it and you think they always will. How do you know?

Tim (Tim), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:51 (twenty years ago) link

christ almighty tim - why you getting on yr high horse about it?

jed (jed_e_3), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:53 (twenty years ago) link

Alex, answering the question "how do you know some music is timeless?" with the assertion "some classical music is inarguably timeless" seems poor form to me, old chap. How do you
know?

Jesus! ALRIGHT, PEDANTS! Of course I don't know that it's definitively timeless, but the mere fact that people are still listening to stuff by Bach, Beethoven and the rest of those fat, long-haired Western Europeans centuries after they first scribbled down their tunes certainly lends creedence to the notion of the high quality of the music in question. It has legs. Its appeal has real longevity. Will people still be listening to, say, Wilco in two hundred years? I sort've doubt it, but ya never know.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:57 (twenty years ago) link

Not seen this before - Music wise this seems to aimed at a younger profile already catered for by Bang /Rock Sound /NME /Q.

My thoughts exactly. I wonder how Bullit'll differentiate itself? I'm hoping it'll be adventurous with its cover features at least; I mean, even Hot Hot Heat or The Rapture on the cover would be preferable to yet another Stripes/Strokes/Eminem/a n other already overexposed band.

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:57 (twenty years ago) link

i mean the moonlight sonata for example, has a timeless quality about it, no? i dare say people always will enjoy it. don't be so patronising tim.

jed (jed_e_3), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:57 (twenty years ago) link

I find Peel unlistenable these days, or more accurately sounding the same as he did in 1973 - playing lots of smelly old rock. Late Junction makes one feel that one should have submitted a CV and application form before being allowed to listen to it. Word has too few words, and they're all the wrong ones.

Marcello Carlin, Monday, 3 November 2003 15:57 (twenty years ago) link

Will people still be listening to, say, Wilco in two hundred
years?

I hope they won't be listening to them in two hundred minutes.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:59 (twenty years ago) link

Oh sorry I'm just genuinely interested in what people (Alex / Geir) are trying to say because I think I disagee. I'm not very good when I'm told things are 'inarguable'. Sorry if it seems like 'high horse', I'm not trying to sound uncivil.

Cross-post: unlike Alex, it seems. Calm down.

Tim (Tim), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:59 (twenty years ago) link

And Jed: no, I don't hear anything especially timeless in "Moonlight Sonata", as it happens, and I'm not sure how I'd know if I did.

Also remember that Geir's post which Alex said was 'spot-on' (and with which I initially disagreed) wasn't referencing music from centuries ago, it was very specifically talking about 10-20 years ago.

Tim (Tim), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:03 (twenty years ago) link

Tim isn't getting "on his high horse". He's perfectly right and it's an important point. How is something inarguably timeless? Saying some works are inarguably timeless is just attempting to make decisions for people.

The only reason anything is percieved as "timeless" is because it got more attention than something else. To say otherwise is to invest too much faith in the scribes of past generations and basically throw caution to the wind.

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:10 (twenty years ago) link

Sorry, but "inarguable" is one of my favorite words (you'll see it crop up a lot in my posts). Sorry if it offends.

That said, just because you don't like something, that doesn't mean its not timeless. For example, I happen to think that "The Mona Lisa" is no great shakes, but that doesn't mean the Louvre is going to chuck it in the trash.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:13 (twenty years ago) link

I know you use inarguable a lot Alex, and I really like it when you say that (e.g.) Killing Joke are inarguably great because (a) I detest them and (b) I actually *can't* argue that point with you!

You seem to be arguing that 'timeless' means 'enduringly popular' which I suppose is fair enough, but in the context of a magazine covering pop-rock that's not really a very useful concept. As Tom has pointed out before, the history of pop is littered with people second-guessing what would be considered to have lasting value and getting it very wrong.

Tim (Tim), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:21 (twenty years ago) link

I think the assertion that Q Magazine caters only to those who think music should be timeless is pure projection.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:23 (twenty years ago) link

I agree but don't recall anyone making that assertion.

Tim (Tim), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:24 (twenty years ago) link

alex in NYC's next baby should be with geir hongro.

RJG (RJG), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:25 (twenty years ago) link

I think Jay Kid' post...

because it's for old farts. semi-bald, somewhat overweight high school teachers in their late thirties who worship jimi hendrix' ghost and wish for the second coming of grunge. or U2. or both.

..implies as much.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:26 (twenty years ago) link

Lok again at that cover. It caters for people who don't like music!

persecution smoth, Monday, 3 November 2003 16:26 (twenty years ago) link

Pray tell, what is Godwin's Law?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:27 (twenty years ago) link

I guess the cover artists never normally match my tastes

Yes, but this syndrome is hardly limited to Q. At the end of the day, a near-naked Britney is sadly going to move more issues than, say, a profile of, say, Hamell on Trial or Elbow or ______ (your favorite artist here).

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:34 (twenty years ago) link

because it's for old farts. semi-bald, somewhat overweight high school teachers in their late thirties who worship jimi hendrix' ghost and wish for the second coming of grunge. or U2. or both.

Are old, balding, pudgy educators in their late 30's not allowed to enjoy music?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:35 (twenty years ago) link

surely the equiv. of London Review of Books would be London Review of CDs? I'm not just trying to be pedantic, either: the LRB wouldn't work as the LR Literature or LR History or LR fiction -- it's the beauty of naming the format not the subject matter that makes the enterprise possible (and possibly distances it from the TLS?). Is there an equivalent term for music? Clearly CDs won't hack it. London Review of Sound?

alext (alext), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:41 (twenty years ago) link

No because we would be writing about music, not just reviewing CDs. Also London Review of CDs has one syllable too many, London Review of Sound one syllable too few. In marketing, this sort of thing matters.

Marcello Carlin, Monday, 3 November 2003 16:43 (twenty years ago) link

Ok, I will sell the London Review of Sound idea to Richard Desmond.

alext (alext), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:45 (twenty years ago) link

Just a strange hunch here, hear me out....

Is defending Q Magazine in some way parallel to a Brit championing Coldplay (or, for that matter, a Yank championing Matchbox Twenty)?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:46 (twenty years ago) link

Incidentally, the title of this thread (and I don't know why I hadn't noticed it further....clearly not enough coffee this morning) should be WHY....not who.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:47 (twenty years ago) link

slagging the press is a time-honoured british tradition, alex. dare i say, it's timeless!

scott seward, Monday, 3 November 2003 16:52 (twenty years ago) link

Hahahaha. Inarguably so, Scott.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:53 (twenty years ago) link

How do you kn... oh don't worry.

Tim (Tim), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:55 (twenty years ago) link

you're all so timeless that you guys should be preserved in formaldehyde.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:57 (twenty years ago) link

Hey Julio are you treating us to some chemist humour?

Tim (Tim), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:59 (twenty years ago) link

Just a strange hunch here, hear me out....
Is defending Q Magazine in some way parallel to a Brit championing Coldplay (or, for that matter, a Yank championing Matchbox Twenty)?

Pretty close, Alex, pretty close.

Side question - does anyone dislike the magazine/publication, to which they contribute? Better to be on the inside, pissing out, sez I!

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:06 (twenty years ago) link

**Is defending Q Magazine in some way parallel to a Brit championing Coldplay**

It's the equivalent of wearing an 'I am a complete c-nt' t-shirt, Alex.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:11 (twenty years ago) link

rip big man, heaven needed a magazine i assumed had stopped production at least a decade ago

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scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 11:58 (three years ago) link

It was often great the last few years. Fascinating behind the scenes stuff here from Ted Kessler

https://www.qthemusic.com/articles/almost-famous-ted-kessler

piscesx, Tuesday, 21 July 2020 13:58 (three years ago) link

Who do the ilxors seemingly hate Q Magazine?

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link

thank fuck for phones, Kindles, staring absently into the void

― À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague)

being stared into absently by the void

Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 14:12 (three years ago) link

lol yeah that too

À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 14:16 (three years ago) link

I'd agree with Ted Kessler that Andrew Harrison's appointment marked a significant uptick, after the grim listicle days. I settled into buying Q about 3 or 4 times a year to read on long train journeys, and the innards were always better than the covers suggested. Sylvia Patterson's stuff stood out, and having invented the "stars answer readers' questions" concept, they continued to execute it well. The reviews section was always the weakest section, though. Way too cautious. There's no accolade thinner than a four-star album review in Q.

mike t-diva, Tuesday, 21 July 2020 18:33 (three years ago) link

They used to give pretty much every album three stars iirc

Maresn3st, Tuesday, 21 July 2020 18:52 (three years ago) link

I have every q mag from sept 1989 to mid 2003 in a bookshelf; they are alongside every mojo from 1994 to the same end point. From an american viewpoint, or at least my own, from 1989 to 1995, the dad-rock-orientation seemed a million times better than that of Rolling Stone, and I aspired to write in that manner, although a lot less PG Wodehouse-ish. to me, it was a magazine that was simply concerned with the width and breadth of anglo and american popular music. Ear Xtacy in louisville Ky did not carry NME or the Melody Maker, and I probly would have not wanted to read it if it did. I have no doubt that this sounds clueless to english ILXors.

And so in 1995, around the time that Q (and every other english music magazine or newspaper) got in the tank for brit-pop, I worked for TimeOut NY for the first four years of its existence (Tony Elliott, TimeOut's founder/publisher, died this week; he was a great guy) and the tone that i had cultivated worked well there. And then in 2000-2001, after I was fired from TONY, my fondest hope would have been to work for an american version of Q. I got my wish: I worked for Blender, which was easily the worst experience of my life. Shortly after beginning to work there, I did not want to read Q any longer, seeing as the Blender EiC was a former Q editor, and having an entirely unpleasant working relationship with an individual who strongly disdained americans and touted the Q formula (and english writers in general) as an unassailable ideal utterly extinguished my former enthusiasm.

For a long time afterwards, during my time at that mag and after I was fired, I strongly disliked english people, as well as the Q formulas and the accompanying editorial tone. Once I got over that, I still was not going to start buying it again, particularly as they would go back to the well over and over again for Oasis, Blur and Radiohead, and could only muster a head of steam for the Strokes and other G/B/D acts that they felt their readership would understand… I guess that Kasabian cover above speaks to that… was Q all about landfill indie in the late 00s?

veronica moser, Tuesday, 21 July 2020 20:36 (three years ago) link


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