top 100 songs that would gotten you beaten up if you walked down the hall singing them loudly in grade six( real or hypothetical)

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"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas"
"Ring Morning Bells"
(sung in high, vibrato 'English lady' voice)

― Paul (scifisoul), Wednesday, 25 December 2002 16:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Anything and everything by The Polyphonic Spree.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 25 December 2002 17:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Anything by Kylie.

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 25 December 2002 23:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

I am still waiting for the opportunity to write, in a review, that even if you went to a high school entirely composed of Belle and Sebastian fans you would still likely get beaten up for liking Blueboy's "Imipramine."

(This is a song where Blueboy sort of try to umm "rock," and the singer puts on this breathy wounded yeah-yeah-yeah voice and starts off singing "you said love can break a boy's heart ... I said there's no - such - thing ... no - such - thing." And then for the chorus he's all "Pessimistic an-gel ... pessimistic an-gel..." like this is the most hardcore thing ever.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 26 December 2002 21:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Come to think of it Blueboy as a whole is just so begging for a swirlie at any North American middle school that maybe the sheer hubris of it would protect you. (Although good luck with sweetly-sung lines like "you think it's so easy pigeonholing my sexuality" and especially "I'm young and quite pretty, don't hurt me.")

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 26 December 2002 21:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Sensitive" and "Fabulous Friend" by The Field Mice would do as well. Sometimes I'm tempted to beat myself up when I listen to The Field Mice.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 26 December 2002 21:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

The theme song of Karate Kid Part II by Peter Cetera

That would be "The Glory Of Love" and you're absolutely spot-on - it's right up there with "Walking In The Air" on the scale of one to whuppass.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1100000/images/_1102904_aled150.jpg

― Charlie (Charlie), Sunday, 29 December 2002 23:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

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