Larry Charles to direct Borat movie

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Screening fiasco accounts:

http://thedailytransom.observer.com/2006/09/toronto-film-festival-borat-breakdown-total-freakout.html


http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/sept06/borat089903.php


But after about an hour of chaos, it became evident that the film would have to be abandoned. As Borat, Baron Cohen told one festival organiser: ‘If you don't give these people money back, I crush you.’

...Before the fiasco, all was looking well. Up to 1,000 fans had filled the Toronto streets chanting ‘Bo-rat’ and waving Kazakh flags, while the character strode down the red carpet accompanied by a horse and cart and women dressed as peasants.


Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 September 2006 12:38 (seventeen years ago) link

that is a brilliant title.

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Friday, 8 September 2006 12:46 (seventeen years ago) link

coverage from the Star

The show had long been sold out, and many rush-seat hopefuls went home unhappy, and one desperate fan trolled the line on Gerrard St., offering $80 for a single ticket - four times the regular price. There were no apparent takers.

http://www.thestar.com/images/thestar/img/060908_baron_cohen_300.jpg

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:09 (seventeen years ago) link

omfg @ that pic

señor citizen (eman), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:22 (seventeen years ago) link

He should have brought along his sister to the event. She could have greatly expanded her North American client base.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link

just got the lowdown from an overexcited publicist... sounded cuhrazy.

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

As excited as I am about this, there's also a sad note about it. Just like Tom Green, Jackass, and other reality commedies, Borat will soon be dead. He'll be too popular for the gag to work anymore, and it'll already be used up.

like murderinging (modestmickey), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

That's precisely why there's a new Jackass film coming out. Oh wait.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Then it will be time for Bruno's star to shine

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, is there a new Jackass film coming out? (Not that I care...)

like murderinging (modestmickey), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Johnny and Bam are coming back for ya.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

oh. sigh.

like murderinging (modestmickey), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

why aren't you in jail?

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

(Not that I care...)

You mean "Not that I'll be able to actually go to a movie theater to see it."

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i'll definitely be seeing the 2nd Jackass flick, too. I just hope they have bits as good as the jewel thieves or golf carts.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

ok this was hilarious

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 8 September 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

saw this in july -- it is every bit as amazing as you would want it to be. funniest movie EVAR!

something less threatening (heywood), Friday, 8 September 2006 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

ok this was hilarious


oh thank god.

gbx (skowly), Friday, 8 September 2006 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

there's also a sad note about it. ... He'll be too popular for the gag to work anymore

Somehow I think his retiring Borat is part of the plan. (Letterman has never been funnier than when he'd go out on the streets of Manhattan in '82 w/ hidden camera and ask "What's in that bag? I'm Mr. Curious" and get ppl rushing away from him.)

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

jaymc, I can stay out of my house until 12:30 am. But thanks for your concern.

like murderinging (modestmickey), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

now we can all sleep

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Publicity that money can't buy.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link


or the ultimate good review.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

jesus christ this is perfect

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Baron Cohen responded to Ashykbayev in character by posting a video on the Official Borat website.

[...]

Cohen's representatives refused to allow him or his alter ego to respond to the controversy because it's not close enough to the film's release date.

hahahahah between all these great quotes and the "anti-Borat hard-liners" phrase, somebody had fun writing this.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG he kind of has an amazing ass.

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

In the video, Borat said, "In response to Mr. Ashykbayev's comments, I'd like to state I have no connection with Mr. Cohen and fully support my Government's decision to sue this Jew.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

hahfahshfdahfsdhhahahahhahahAAAAAA!!!!!!!

señor citizen (eman), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

His blatant outpouring then prompted the Kazakh government to hire two public relations firms to counter the claims, and ran a four-page advertisement in The New York Times.

I definitely remember seeing this in the times and thinking wtf!? Why is their an ad from the government of Kazakhstan? I totally didn't put it together.

g00blar (gooblar), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I am depressed at the idea that the Kazakhstan government is probably correct -- no one has ever heard of this place. And it's the size of Argentina.

always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

can't wait can't wait can't wait

Dreaming of People With Black Eyes,Dressed In Black (jergins), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

The first time I ever heard of Kazakhstan was Strider for the NES.

Marmot (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

and no one sued them!

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

What percentage of Kazakhstan's GDP was used to pay for the NYT advert?

S- (sgh), Thursday, 14 September 2006 01:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I keep getting Kazakhstan confused with Turkmenistan in my head, because the latter makes more sense as an object of ridicule.

milo z (mlp), Thursday, 14 September 2006 01:37 (seventeen years ago) link

has everyone checked out the myspace page and the previews?

C+C Music Manufacturing Plant!

There was another fave music listing that cracked me up but I forget and it's not there any more.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 14 September 2006 01:49 (seventeen years ago) link

btw, The New Yorker is having a preview screening of the film. They should have Borat read some Updike beforehand.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I love how if Khazakhstan hadn't made such a fuss about this people would have been far less likely to associate it with an actual, particular country. "Oh he's kinda Eastern European, huh?"

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I love how if they hadn't made such a fuss, most people would've assumed he just made it up! I know I did!

God, worse case scenario, like if our President threatens Borat or something, he can just come out and say "OK, I lie, I am not from Khazakhstan but neighboring Turkazikmenia" or something. It'd hardly matter.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:34 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG he kind of has an amazing ass.

S.B.C. is one of the best-looking clowns in eons. I'm glad Ali G always kept his legs open while interviewing.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:49 (seventeen years ago) link

DO NOT WANT

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 14 September 2006 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

goodness

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 14 September 2006 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

those are fishnet stockings right?

señor citizen (eman), Thursday, 14 September 2006 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Walking to the bank earlier today, I passed a newsagency that had a 'Who' magazine or something cover out in those metal things they use to hold the front page of the newspapers.

Anyway, on of the topics that appeared to be contained in the magazine was a 'Best & Worst Dressed' list. On the cover were the usual waify trollops, but also this:
http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/3393/3393.jpg

Perhaps I should see what they say.

S- (sgh), Friday, 15 September 2006 05:01 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.myspace.com/blackcarpet
http://www.myspace.com/borat

woo hoo, coming to portland!

oh yeah, and in regards to the talks with dubya thing, what's this about the kazakh oil fields being on the level of certain middle east countries?

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 16 September 2006 06:45 (seventeen years ago) link

vid of Borat's impromptu Q&A in Toronto

vid of Borat's response to the Kazakh lawsuit against him

"...and cleanest prostitutes in all of Central Asia!"

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 16 September 2006 08:40 (seventeen years ago) link

here it is, advance screening on the 20th. This was posted on Myspace:


http://myspace-434.vo.llnwd.net/01168/43/49/1168299434_l.jpgTHIS SCREENING IS
FREE!
YOUR PROFILE IS YOUR TICKET!

MYSPACE.COM PRESENTS
THE BLACK CARPET SCREENING
of

BORAT
Cultural Learnings of America for
Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

September 20th, 2006
25 CITIES, 6 COUNTRIES, 1 NIGHT, 1 BORAT!
Berlin, GER - Dublin, IRL - London, GB - Sydney, AUS - Toronto, CA
Atlanta, GA - Austin, TX - Boston, MA - Cleveland, OH - Chicago, IL
Dallas, TX - Denver, CO - Kansas City, MO - Los Angeles, CA
Miami, FL - Minneapolis, MN - Nashville, TN - New York, NY
Philadelphia, PA - Phoenix, AZ - Portland, OR - San Diego, CA
San Francisco, CA - Sacramento, CA - Washington DC

ALERT: BORAT HIMSELF WILL ATTEND ONE OF THE BLACK CARPET SCREENINGS!!!
That's right, the man himself will appear at one of the 25 screenings around the world to greet his dedicated fans!
Which screening? We're sworn to secrecy! You'll have to show up to find out which one!
NOT A HOAX! NOT A DREAM! NOT AN IMAGINARY STORY! BORAT WILL BE THERE!

THIS SCREENING IS
FREE!
YOUR PROFILE IS YOUR TICKET!

Bring a printout of your profile with
THE BLACK CARPET and BORAT
in your Top 8/12/24/etc for FREE admittance!

ONE PROFILE, ONE PERSON
FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE
Entry is limited so get there early to ensure success!

THEATER LOCATIONS
PLEASE NOTE: No cellphones or cameras will be allowed in the theater!
INTERNATIONAL
all times local
BERLIN,
GERMANY
CineStar SonyCenter
at the Potsdamer Platz
Potsdamer Stra§e 4
Berlin, GER
Doors: 9pm DUBLIN,
IRELAND
Cineworld Dublin
Parnell Centre
Parnell Street
Dublin, IE
Doors: 8pm LONDON,
ENGLAND
Cineworld Shaftesbury Ave
Trocadero
7-14 Coventry Street
Piccadilly Circus
London, GB
Doors: 8pm SYDNEY,
AUSTRALIA
Hoyts Cinema
Broadway Shopping Centre
Cnr Greek & Bay Street
Broadway 2007
Sydney, AU
Doors: 6pm TORONTO,
CANADA
Paramount
259 Richmond Street West
Toronto, ON M5V 3M6
Doors: 9pm

UNITED STATES
all times local
ATLANTA
Regal Hollywood 24
3265 Northeast Expressway
Chamblee, GA, 30341
Doors: 9pm DALLAS
Studio Movie Grill
4721 W. Park Blvd. #100
Plano, TX 75093
Doors: 9pm MINNEAPOLIS
AMC Southdale
400 Southdale Center
Edina, MN 55435
Doors: 9pm PORTLAND
Regal Lloyd Center
1510 NE Multnomah Blvd.
Portland, OR 97232
Doors: 9pm

AUSTIN
Alamo Draft House South Lamar
1120 S. Lamar
Austin, TX 78704
Doors: 9pm DENVER
CC Cherry Creek
3000 East First Ave.
Denver, CO 80206
Doors: 9pm NASHVILLE
Regal Green Hills
3815 Green Hills Village Dr
Nashville, TN 37215
Doors: 9pm SACRAMENTO
Century Downtown Plaza
445 Downtown Plaza
Sacramento, CA 95814
Doors: 9pm

BOSTON
Regal Fenway
210 Brookline Ave
Boston, MA 02155
Doors: 9pm KANSAS CITY
AMC Studio 30
12075 S. Strang Line Road
Kansas City, MO 66062
Doors: 9pm NEW YORK CITY
AMC Empire
234 W. 42nd. St at 8th Ave
New York City, NY 10036
Doors: 9pm SAN DIEGO
Edwards Mira Mesa 18
10733 Westview Pkwy
San Diego, CA 92126
Doors: 9pm

CLEVELAND
Richmond Town Center
631 Richmond Road
Richmond Hts, OH 44143
Doors: 9pm LOS ANGELES
AMC Century City
10250 Santa Monica Blvd
Suite 2000
Los Angeles, CA 90067
Doors: 9pm PHILADELPHIA
UA Riverview
1400 S. Columbus Blvd
Philadelphia, PA 19467
Doors: 8pm SAN FRANCISCO
AMC Metreon
101 Fourth Street
3rd Floor
San Francisco, CA 94103
Doors: 9pm

CHICAGO
AMC 600
600 N. Michigan Ave
Chicago, IL 60611
Doors: 9pm MIAMI
AMC Aventura
Aventura Mall
19501 Biscayne Blvd
Aventura FL 33180
Doors: 9pm PHOENIX
Harkins Arizona Mills
5000 E Arizona Mills Circle
Tempe, Arizona 85254
Doors: 9pm WASHINGTON DC
Georgetown
3111 K Street, NW
Washington DC 20007
Doors: 9pm

LOVE BORAT? LOVE MUSIC? CHECK OUT THE SOUNDTRACK!
Borat: Stereophonic Musical Listenings That Have Been Origin In Moving Film "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan." Avaiilable October 31st on Kuzcek Records and Downtown/Atlantic Records.


SEE YOU SOON!

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 05:48 (seventeen years ago) link

portland but not seattle :(

jelkino (jergins), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 05:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I found myself asking what we need this for -- a brit making a hamfisted attempt to show us the American heart of darkness through satire or whatever it was.

"a jew who has lived in the USA for fifteen years" is possibly the more apposite descriptor here

huge rant (sic), Saturday, 21 November 2020 05:03 (three years ago) link

Apparently the whole debutante ball thing was a scripted, staged scene with dozens of paid extras playing the attendees. Not that it makes any difference to the inherent unfunnyness of it all.

― everything, Friday, November 20, 2020 11:58 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

fertility dance is the funniest scene in the whole movie

flopson, Saturday, 21 November 2020 06:18 (three years ago) link

there's something very have-it-both-ways about the whole thing, getting to indulge in racism and sexism in order to "expose" racism and sexist

while i agree that Borat 2 sucks, this is true of everything SBC has ever done, a lot of which is v good

flopson, Saturday, 21 November 2020 06:22 (three years ago) link

yeah I think you're right about that

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 21 November 2020 06:59 (three years ago) link

while i agree that Borat 2 sucks, this is true of everything SBC has ever done

Left, Saturday, 21 November 2020 07:37 (three years ago) link

but the having it both ways thing seems to be a feature of almost all acclaimed adult comedy from around the late 90s until some point last decade

Left, Saturday, 21 November 2020 07:48 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

“Your Kanye. He tried to move to Kazakhstan and even tried to change his name to Kazakhstan-ye West. But we said no. He’s too antisemitic even for us.”

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2022/dec/05/borat-targets-trump-ye-and-antisemitism-at-kennedy-center-honors

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 December 2022 23:52 (one year ago) link

lmao Borat at the Kennedy Center Honors what a vision

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 00:06 (one year ago) link


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