Kelsey Grammer looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets

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it echoes the writers' struggles with their own inabilities to get laid.
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― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Scott Seward is bumming me out, man.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Hahahaha! Sorry! But this is the kreepy kelsey thread! when you watch one of those episodes of frasier where he just screams at his crippled father for half an hour, be afraid, be very afraid.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Woah, his sister was really murdered!? ok now I am creeped out.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:07 (nineteen years ago) link

i just went to trader fuckin joe's and saw the msutached one from le tigre, she told me that 'tehy were coming and by tehy i mean he and by he i mean teh grammer' but it wasn't her voice, rather it was john ratzenberger's.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I am drunk, and this question (and thread) is amazing. I was actually thinking that Gear must be drunk. and then I read the last sentence. awesome.

― lemin (lemin), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:16 (nineteen years ago) link

"So, ahh, Nahm, were you aware that severing the carotid ahtery does not produce, ahh, instant death? That scene in the Cuckoo's Nest where Bud Dourif dies almost instantly, ahh, is totally unrealistic."

"Fascinating, Cliffy. What's wrong over there, Dr. Crane?"

― I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I was at a movie theater once, and they showed the trailer for that Showtime movie where Kelsey Grammer played Benedict Arnold. The sight of Frasier looking deadly serious in full-on colonial regalia was quite amusing, but I didn't predict that the whole theater would actually start laughing.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 05:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I shouldn't be laughing at the curious george line, but i am.
I am.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 05:57 (nineteen years ago) link

darkest secret: his macbeth

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:18 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.eastnorthumberland.com/news/newsOctober1998/SeaboyerGrammer.JPG

― eman (eman), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:34 (nineteen years ago) link

what male human ISN'T a motherfucker with some dark secrets?

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:45 (nineteen years ago) link

"darkest secret: his macbeth"

have you ever heard this guy on a talk show?? he is an elitist pretentious fucker and i do not for a second believe that.

― John (jdahlem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:54 (nineteen years ago) link

He only dates/marries pornstars and he flipped his Corvette in Malibu Canyon on a straight away (which is apparently extremely hard to do, bearing in mind the weight distribution of the car and the gravitational physics of planet Earth).

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 07:10 (nineteen years ago) link

he is a creep and i want him dead.

― John (jdahlem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 07:19 (nineteen years ago) link

http://monkeyfilter.com/link.php/6934

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 07:46 (nineteen years ago) link

swear to christ i was just flipping channels when i came across it, it meaning "frasier". innocuous enough scene, what with frasier engaged in some clever wordplay with david hyde pierce whilst john mahoney rolled his eyes in a "how'd a guy like me, an ex-cop, a blue-collar sort, end up with these kids, ain't life funny (cue sad/funny horn of irony)" manner. innocuous until kelsey broke the audience wall and looked at me and said, "terror, thy name is grammer". I shrieked but the scream was not my own, nay, it was that of bebe neuwirth.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 07:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Dude are you sure you aren't drunk!?

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 08:03 (nineteen years ago) link

john i think you misunderstood what i meant by "dark secret"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 08:11 (nineteen years ago) link

he drives a viper, nuf said

― lukey (Lukey G), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 10:44 (nineteen years ago) link

and he sure likes the c-c-c-c-c-cocaine!

oh sorry - used to like. yeah, right.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 11:41 (nineteen years ago) link

He's a freaking republican too.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 16:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm still traumatised from seeing him in 'Kennedy' on DVD the other day. Swimming. With Martin Sheen. He is a hairy hairy man.

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 16:47 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.shagpro.com/mrbrown/celeb/97sag15.jpg

The bear is clearly a voodoo doll he uses to torture his victims from afar.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 16:54 (nineteen years ago) link

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2004/07/23/comingattr-grammer-inside.jpg

Be very afraid.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link

That picture = me in forty years, I figure. But with a better soul.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 17:03 (nineteen years ago) link

You know, I was not going to say anything about the slight resemblance.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 18:47 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.southcoasttoday.com/daily/02-98/02-25-98/kelsey.jpg

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1042911424835_2003/01/22/Frasier,0.jpg

He is drinking the blood of the innocent.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:42 (nineteen years ago) link

And eating the awards of the pure.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:43 (nineteen years ago) link

If you look close at that Future Ned one, you can see, peaking out from beneath the Nolte-esque locks-gone-wild, MUTTON CHOPS. Ned, deny yourself your heart's true desire no more...GROW THEM BITCHIZ OUT!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1042911322021_2003/01/20/win05,1.jpg

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:45 (nineteen years ago) link

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/040112/040112_frasierends_hsmall.hmedium.jpg

Poor Eddie.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:48 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.iskon.hr/2004/01/13/0176007.17.jpg

The Twin Towers of Evil.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:49 (nineteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.fentonphoto.com/celeport/ZKELHOME.JPG

There are no words.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:50 (nineteen years ago) link

gahhhhhhhhh

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:52 (nineteen years ago) link

greatest thread in forever!

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:56 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.hardnheavy.com/jeffery2.jpg

Wanna know what's worse than that?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:59 (nineteen years ago) link

(um, drop the i from the http.)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Nice shoes. (x-post)

― nickn (nickn), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:01 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.digitalhit.com/sag/10/sag04-119.jpg
FRASIER DRAGON HEAT RAY EYE EXPLOSION LASER POWER - GO!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Did I really need to see a picture of Chiklis fellating his Golden Globes?

Wow, that sounds even dirtier than I thought it would! Good job, me.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Chiklis has the eager/frightened gaze of a porn ingenue taking her first bukkake

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Fisher Price's.... no, I can't finish that joke.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:19 (nineteen years ago) link

http://harland-williams.net/perisc/perisc06.jpg

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:43 (nineteen years ago) link

McHale's Ostentatiously Effeminate Navy

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:44 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.celebstation.org/actors/kelsey_grammer/thumb/Kelsey_Grammer-003.jpg

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:49 (nineteen years ago) link

That picture = me in forty years, I figure. But with a better soul.

Haha Ned I seriously think you'd do well to get a top hat like that.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Everyone should, really.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:53 (nineteen years ago) link

My date and I were going to both wear top hats for senior prom; I don't remember why we didn't.

Best part of that prom; she went to the other side of the Twin Cities to find a unique, cool dress and ended up buying a black and gold number with a bustier top and pants with a bustle flaring off the booty. We showed up and one of my female friends had completely independently gone out and bought the same dress. There was a five second "oh shit" moment which then turned into "WE ARE TOO FUCKING COOL FOR THIS SCHOOL! LOOK AT US!" posturing and multitudes of girl-on-girl photo poses. It was really rock.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:57 (nineteen years ago) link

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premiered the same year as the first season of Always Sunny

I'm sure Kaitlin Olson was happy to parachute out of that mess (Kelsey Grammer's Sketch Money Plane)

― mh, Wednesday, 11 January 2023 15:19 (one year ago) link

So vaguely remember seeing that at the time, I think...

― Evan, Wednesday, 11 January 2023 16:40 (one year ago) link

had to rewatch this full-screen to convince myself that isn't KG at the bar

SEX, LIES AND VIDEOTAPE (1989) dir: Steven Soderbergh pic.twitter.com/jhpRFlzg2B
— Erotic Films Out Of Context (@NoContextErotic) January 13, 2023

― mark s, Friday, 13 January 2023 23:01 (one year ago) link

I didn't know until today that Kelsey Grammer is married to the daughter of a Bristol City footballer and has a house in Portishead

― kinder, Friday, 20 January 2023 14:04 (one year ago) link

four months pass...

Dave Charlton Trotta looks like a motherfucker with etc.

Kelsey Grammer “warned” Hollywood about “extraordinary” ‘Frasier’ reboot co-star Nicholas Lyndhurst

― nashwan, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 10:26 (ten months ago) link

Have they started shooting this yet?

I humbly request just one episode where Frasier calls Lyndhurst a plonker, just once.

― Ste, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 15:16 (ten months ago) link

Though the show makes a return, some of its former award-winning cast won’t.

How can penetrating investigative journalist Will Richards be so sure

― serving bundt (sic), Wednesday, 14 June 2023 16:30 (ten months ago) link

can they credibly have Eddie the dog return. dog years

― mh, Thursday, 15 June 2023 04:00 (ten months ago) link

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