i'm concerned my girlfriend is a witch

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Does she have a horde of winged monkeys?

― rainy (rainy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:02 (nineteen years ago) link

*pinches Ned*

Meep!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:09 (nineteen years ago) link

correct

― rainy (rainy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:09 (nineteen years ago) link

I have been schooled.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Does she have raven hair and ruby lips? Do sparks fly from her fingertips?

― rainy (rainy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Would you stay if she promised you heaven? Will you ever win?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Are there crow feathers in her cooze? Does acid from her fanny ooze?

http://earthspirits.org/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/UAVARIS.jpg

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Well now you're being filthy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Results 1 - 10 of about 45,600 for "pagan music". (0.63 seconds)

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:19 (nineteen years ago) link

rainy! come back!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:24 (nineteen years ago) link

here I am! I was trying to post a picture of Bewitched (not the pop group)

― rainy (rainy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:25 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread woulda been equally neat if it were "I'm concerned about which is my girlfriend."

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:25 (nineteen years ago) link

"I'm a witch and my girlfriend is concerned"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:29 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.americancostume.com/page5/SexyWitch.gif

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:34 (nineteen years ago) link

http://usuarios.lycos.es/caravanamusical/caratulas/E/2905.jpg

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 2 September 2004 06:48 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.geocities.com/swift_jumboholden/bewitched-banner.jpg

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 2 September 2004 07:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Dude, if you really want know whether she's a witch, you can always do the old, trustworthy Witch Test a la The Spanish Inquisition: throw her in a lake and she if she floats. If she doesn't, you might consider getting a new girlfriend though.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 2 September 2004 07:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Does she weigh the same as a duck?

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 2 September 2004 11:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Does she twitch her nose a lot? Does she look like this?
http://www.choosebooks.com/users/user_2738/images/008625.JPG

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 2 September 2004 12:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Sadly enough, I've seen the movie that TOMBOT referenced above.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Thursday, 2 September 2004 12:45 (nineteen years ago) link

http://sayville.8k.com/Witch%20Hanging.jpg

― kephm (kephm), Thursday, 2 September 2004 12:49 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.trojanhorseantiques.com/BewitchedBarbie.jpg

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 2 September 2004 13:28 (nineteen years ago) link

http://pktheatre.com/Three%20Witches%20of%20Eastwick.jpg

― C J (C J), Thursday, 2 September 2004 13:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I dated a gal for a bit who claimed to have magic healing powers. She had a lot of eccentric, older guru figures hanging about the margins and made the absolute foulest tasting tea in the world. She was often hours late and made me go to the opera. Dud, yes.

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 2 September 2004 14:06 (nineteen years ago) link

d'ya reckon the supernatural stretches to fix plumbing? there's a thread she should be at...

I have skimmed over this thread and haven't noticed any references to the craft. Everyone wanted to be a witch at my school after that. fools

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 14:47 (nineteen years ago) link

"ooh, hot lesbian witches"

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 2 September 2004 14:48 (nineteen years ago) link

does she kno how to 'destroy oral sex'?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 2 September 2004 15:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Coming back to the subject heading for a minute... why would it worry you that she's a witch? Its just a religion, like any other. Ask her about it, there's plenty there to learn about - and if you don't really agree with her beliefs, just take Ms. Lurex's advice and try not to belittle them. She may have to put up with a lot of that as it is.

I have never met a witch with a horde of winged monkeys. Maybe I'm just not hanging out with the right people. That horde would come in pretty useful, I'm sure - if only to send them out to the shops for a pint of milk and a bag of damiana.

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Thursday, 2 September 2004 15:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd date a witch.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 2 September 2004 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

http://badgas.co.uk/lynndie/goth_disneyland.jpg

― gainfully employed (ex machina), Thursday, 2 September 2004 15:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Concerned's girlfriend has cursed us, and that curse is called "the return of Jon Williams"

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 2 September 2004 15:59 (nineteen years ago) link

FAG

― gainfully employed (ex machina), Thursday, 2 September 2004 16:06 (nineteen years ago) link

HI DERE SEXXY

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 2 September 2004 16:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Leave Jon alone.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 2 September 2004 16:08 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.rockymusic.org/archive/tim-curry/worst-witch1.gif

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Thursday, 2 September 2004 17:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Not in a mean way at all, but in the mystical way, with odd supernatural powers.

As in being able to tell the future? My parents are convinced I could do this as a child. I would be able to say what would happen in the coming hours with detailed precision. They stopped because "people could take advantage." uh yeah.

― jesus nathalie (nathalie), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link

three years pass...

They stopped what?

― Savannah Smiles, Friday, 14 March 2008 14:46 (sixteen years ago) link

You know, that.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 March 2008 14:47 (sixteen years ago) link

if you were a witch you'd know.

― darraghmac, Friday, 14 March 2008 14:55 (sixteen years ago) link

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