what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room

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This is in West Hollywood, isn't it?

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:45 (twenty years ago) link

call the police and report abuse and then leave

― kephm, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:45 (twenty years ago) link

Come out and spray some Lysol around.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:45 (twenty years ago) link

yes it is. if she's pegging a metrosexual on my couch I will be very displeased!!

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:46 (twenty years ago) link

"Hey guys, I'm gay!" *spritz spritz*

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:46 (twenty years ago) link

NOW'S THE TIME

wish me well, I know not what I wander into.

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:46 (twenty years ago) link

I am posting to ILX via my Blackberry.

From your living room.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago) link

nothing like a vigorous bout of ass fucking to get ilx all excited.

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago) link

: o

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago) link

slap the ass all casual on your way throught the room. tommorow find your revenge

― kephm, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago) link

I await the dim cries of outrage.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago) link

aaaaaand.....scene.

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago) link

(I had to use *spritz* because the onomonapoetic words I was coming up for the sound of an aerosol can sounded distressingly like peeing.)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:48 (twenty years ago) link

phone the Outhere Brothers and get them to agree it is ridiculous

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:48 (twenty years ago) link

do you have a recording of the Dead Alewives' "Dungeons & Dragons"? play that really loud.

"WHERE'S THE CHEETOS? WHERE'S THE MOUNTAIN DEW?"

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:48 (twenty years ago) link

http://kingkong.me.berkeley.edu/~smythe/bubbles/pics/couch.gif

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:49 (twenty years ago) link

alternately, go up there and comment on it, like in the one online pr0n vid where the guy was DPing the white chick with his block & tackle, and his two friends were standing next to him, helping with the commentary.

there's a link to it on here someplace.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:50 (twenty years ago) link

seriously, just walk out there and tell them the couch is communal and ask how she'd feel if you smeared your semen on the kitchen table.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:50 (twenty years ago) link

kephm's ass slapping is my favorite idea - yeah, do that.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:52 (twenty years ago) link

seriously, just walk out there and tell them the couch is communal and ask how she'd feel if you smeared your semen on the kitchen table.

And if she says "I never thought you'd ask!" and smears her cummy hinder all over the kitchen, where will that leave poor Gear!?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:53 (twenty years ago) link

Order a pizza yo!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:53 (twenty years ago) link

And tell him to just come on in.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:53 (twenty years ago) link

"...the water's fine!"

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:54 (twenty years ago) link

just print out this thread and give it them both as a souvenir of this beautiful moment

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:54 (twenty years ago) link

They'll probably just invite him to join in. You know those pizza guys.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:55 (twenty years ago) link

"dude don't put that pizza down on the couch! or the table! aw, hell."

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:55 (twenty years ago) link

this thread also marks the first use of the phrase of "cummy behind".

much like john ashcroft testifying before the 9/11 commission, it is truly an historic day.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:55 (twenty years ago) link

(For a horrified second I thought Nickalicious was replying to me.)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:55 (twenty years ago) link

well????

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:56 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22cummy+behind%22&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

― Matthew Cohen (flightsatdusk), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:56 (twenty years ago) link

That's a URL that already says too much.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:57 (twenty years ago) link

not to... uh, burst your bubble.

― Matthew Cohen (flightsatdusk), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:58 (twenty years ago) link

It's "cummy HINDER", people!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:58 (twenty years ago) link

This was referred to in my college household as being held "hump hostage".

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:58 (twenty years ago) link

i believe it was "cummy hinder." almost sounds not as dirty as it is. xposts.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:59 (twenty years ago) link

Ron allowed Mark's piston to plunge in and out of his mouth. His hand worked
under the kid's ass, and a finger slipped into the cummy behind. ...

― Magic City (ano ano), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:59 (twenty years ago) link

Well that gets no hits. Nice one.

― Matthew Cohen (flightsatdusk), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:59 (twenty years ago) link

"dude don't put that pizza down on the couch! or the table! aw, hell."

Extra mozzarella, anyone?

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:59 (twenty years ago) link

how dare u.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:59 (twenty years ago) link

that was cheesy, C J

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:00 (twenty years ago) link

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:00 (twenty years ago) link

At first I thought that this was a MCLILJONPEEPANTSWILLIAMS thread but realized that this had to do with HAVING actual SEX.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:00 (twenty years ago) link

This is clearly one of the all-time greatest threads.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:01 (twenty years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005Q66N.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:01 (twenty years ago) link

(i think he saw the anus)

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:02 (twenty years ago) link

SPILL.

(this is way better than the Jess thread!)

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:02 (twenty years ago) link

Okay, NOW this is the all-time greatest thread.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:02 (twenty years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000B9E9.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:02 (twenty years ago) link

Maybe the guy is Jess!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:03 (twenty years ago) link

You thought this thread was about me, dean?

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:03 (twenty years ago) link

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oh man, this thread. what memories.

― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 13:43 (twelve years ago) link

three years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSH4aRcMsTE

― buzza, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link

man if ever there was a thread that wa slong overdue for a sequel

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:38 (nine years ago) link

slong overdue

schlong overdue?

― You are swimming in spaghetti. Without a paddle. (snoball), Saturday, 7 February 2015 21:35 (nine years ago) link

boom! thusly

― contenderizer, Saturday, 7 February 2015 21:39 (nine years ago) link

I am delighted to find that Google still only returns one result for "cummy hinder".
― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 18:56 (8 years ago) Permalink

and still

― there can be only (onimo), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 12:06 (nine years ago) link

eight months pass...

And if she says "I never thought you'd ask!" and smears her cummy hinder all over the kitchen, where will that leave poor Gear!?

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 10 October 2015 04:20 (eight years ago) link

four years pass...

btw "cummy hinder" does actually yield a few porn site results now including that phrase.

DJP can copyright the usage of that term and make some coin

― Bublé in the changer, I wish I was dead (Neanderthal), Sunday, 22 December 2019 19:01 (four years ago) link

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