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"Kevin Shields is still farting around in the studio. Aw, bless."

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 30 June 2003 15:28 (twenty years ago) link

Killing you now = a merriment.

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Monday, 30 June 2003 18:14 (twenty years ago) link

Actually, I kill you now. Obviously :-)

― Gringo Hero, Monday, 30 June 2003 18:36 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! Heavens! I kill you now ;) in meta wormhole ;)

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 30 June 2003 18:42 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! Shoot low they might be crawling! ;) *pout*

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 30 June 2003 19:39 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! And how can this be? For he is the Kwisatz Haderach! ;-)

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 30 June 2003 20:57 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! I'm surprised Ned doesn't hate us all with a passion. ;)

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 30 June 2003 21:30 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! How do you know he doesn't? ;)

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 30 June 2003 21:33 (twenty years ago) link

Because I just don't, you silly billy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 30 June 2003 21:34 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! Because I just don't, you silly billy. Oh yes ;-)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 June 2003 21:35 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! He just acts that way to get chicks, dumbass ;)

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 30 June 2003 21:35 (twenty years ago) link

this thread is wonderful

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 30 June 2003 21:36 (twenty years ago) link

it's like that episode of the cosby show where sonia's husband was imitating cliff and then of course cliff came in and saw it

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 30 June 2003 21:37 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! Malkovich malkovich ;-)

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Monday, 30 June 2003 21:38 (twenty years ago) link

(I almost offended myself with what I just kept myself from posting. Suffice to say it involved reinterpreting this meme through a "Mammy" filter.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 June 2003 21:39 (twenty years ago) link

Hurrah! Merry! Ned smells like an anteater ;-) Rah! Yay!

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 30 June 2003 21:45 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! And just what do anteaters smell like? :-) *strikes pose*

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 00:40 (twenty years ago) link

There's nothing to it, really. Vogue.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 02:01 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! Ginger Rogers! Dance on air! ;-)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 02:05 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! Ned and gabbneb made a joint Madonna reference. Rah! ;-)

*laughs and stays put, for she is a long distance away*

― Innocent Dreamer (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 02:08 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! ME SEEN NUFF OF U FASSYGEEK WITH TA MUCH TIME PLAYIN ON KEYBOARD WIT DEM PIECE OF SHIT LIKE DEM DILDO TING U GET FOR DEM INTANET POONTANG FLEX. U KNOW WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT I SEEN DEM VIDEO WIT 2 CHICHI WIT REMOTE CONTROL DILDA FLEXIN EACH OTHER OVER NET. ;-)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 1 July 2003 02:13 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! You're a superstar at the gay bar ;-)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 02:14 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! I'm the dandy highwayman so sick of easy fashion--the clumsy boots, peekaboo roots that people think so dashing ;)

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 02:16 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! Both yr parents have been killed! ;)

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 02:34 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot. My disguise must strike terror into their hearts ;)

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 02:56 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! I'd hit it ;)

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 02:57 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! Surely the amount of Ned's prize money is skyrocking as we continue the hazing. HUZZAH ;-)

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 04:09 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! In a word, stunning. Perhaps an odd word to use given that Violator continued in the general vein of the previous two studio efforts by Depeche Mode: Gore's upfront lyrical emotional extremism and knack for a catchy hook filtered through Wilder's ear for perfect arrangements, ably assisted by top English producer Flood. Yet the idea that this record would both dominate worldwide charts, while song for song being simply the best, most consistent effort yet from the band could only have been the wildest fantasy before its release. The opening two singles from the album, however, signaled something was up. First was "Personal Jesus," at once perversely simplistic, with a stiff, arcane funk/hip-hop beat and basic blues guitar chords, and tremendous, thanks to sharp production touches and Gahan's echoed, snaky vocals. Then "Enjoy the Silence," a nothing-else-remains-but-us ballad pumped up into a huge, dramatic romance/dance number, commanding in its mock orchestral/choir scope. Follow-up single "Policy of Truth" did just fine as well, a low-key Motown funk number for the modern day with a sharp love/hate lyric to boot. To top it all off, the album itself scored on song after song, from the shuffling beat of "Sweetest Perfection" (well sung by Gore) and the ethereal "Waiting for the Night" to the guilt-ridden and loving it "Halo," building into a string-swept pounder. "Clean" wraps up Violator on an eerie note, all ominous bass notes and odd atmospherics carrying the song. Goth without ever being stupidly hammy, synth without sounding like the clinical stereotype of synth music, rock without ever sounding like a "rock" band, Depeche here reached astounding heights indeed. ;-)

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 04:14 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! I'm crying tears of laughter ;-)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 10:55 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! ;)

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 11:32 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! Eat my dust, you insensitive mother fucker! ;)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 18:03 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! Contemplate this on the tree of woe! ;)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 18:05 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! I want to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their women! ;)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 18:06 (twenty years ago) link

Astounding! If people find farting unpleasant, they should either go elsewhere or ask for the favor of stopping. This is very simple and not at all rude.
Everyone understands that some people find farting pleasant, some people find it deeply unpleasant, and some people don't care much either way. This strikes me as the sort of situation that can easily be managed via normal social standards of appropriate behavior and politeness and decision-making. If a farter really wants to spend time with someone with a farting allergy, he's going to have to do it in a fartless setting. If a person who abhors farting wants to spend time with farters, he might have to get used to their either farting nearby or constantly nipping outside. In either case, people can decide it's just not worth it. And that's fine...

In addition to this, I'm curious about in what situations people feel they're being unfairly subjected to farts. One thing you may not realize about a lot of farters is how often one refrains from farting -- even when allowed -- simply because the setting isn't appropriate. Out at a bar with non-farting colleagues from work: you go across the room to let off. From what I can tell, most everyone farts in the following situations: (a) alone and outside, (b) alone and in a space that's clearly labelled as being fartable, and (c) in the company of others, when the others are either mostly farting themselves or tolerant enough of it that it doesn't feel impolite. In none of those situations can I locate anyone who's being subjected to anything unfairly. The most I can find is people who have lost the battle to control the social environment -- just like people whose friends always want to go to the most horrible bars -- and are now in the position of deciding whether it's worth compromising on the issue or bailing out. And even those people, if they ask politely, can often get the farters to accommodate them -- by cutting down, by going across the room, by going outside, or by stopping altogether.

In sum: farters know plenty of people don't like farts. The average young farter, it seems to me, makes good-faith efforts about not bothering anyone with it. This is because people want to be liked, and as such can curb their more irritating behaviors if they feel they're unduly bothering someone. But there comes a point where sometimes you're going to indulge in your irritating behavior, and if people aren't up for it, then they should stay away, because for the time being you're busy doing that thing you do that they turn out to hate.

;)

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 18:09 (twenty years ago) link

Now I object.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 18:12 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! Is it REALLY a sin to fart? ;-)

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 18:14 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! Where diid you find that, Ally? ;-)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 18:16 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! The smoking thread is a hot bed of fantastic Momus quotes, Dan ;)

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 18:16 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens!
90% of all sickness and disease begins in an
UNCLEAN COLON!
Since "Death begins in the colon," you should find out HOW to
clean your colon.
Toxins and waste build up in your colon just like they do in the pipes of your home. Both
demand immediate attention or the results can be disastrous!
;)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 20:43 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! NED VS PITCHFORK FITE!! ;-)

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 21:21 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! What a large font you have ;-)

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 21:35 (twenty years ago) link

(Heavens! fixed tag hopefully ;))

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 21:47 (twenty years ago) link

(Heavens! Are we no longer XTREE BOLD? ;-))

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 21:48 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! This better not be in bold ;-)

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 21:53 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! I thik I fukced that up pretty badly, eh? ;-)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 21:55 (twenty years ago) link

(btw, it displayed as i intended in "Opera", I had to check in netscrape exBLOATer to see what everyone ws on abt)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 21:56 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! To Lou Even ;-)

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 21:57 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens, was that Granny in her laddered tights, with a shotgun;)?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 22:01 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...

Heavens! I can't make my face into a heart ;-)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:45 (twenty years ago) link

one year passes...

Heavens! This thread should be revived. Oh yes.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:37 (nineteen years ago) link

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EVEN WHEN YOU DON'T LIKE DMB, YOU'RE STILL MORONS!!!!!;)

― LYSOL D ARISTOCRAT (Ken L), Friday, 18 February 2005 20:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Heavens! "On at least two incidents in mid-to-late June 2004, Patterson intensely pressured Keller to expose herself to Koko while they were working outside where other employees could potentially view Keller's naked body. ... On one such occasion, Patterson said, 'Koko, you see my nipples all the time. You are probably bored with my nipples. You need to see new nipples. I will turn my back so Kendra can show you her nipples.' " ;-)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 February 2005 20:51 (nineteen years ago) link

two years pass...

Heavens! Even a cursory reading of Foucault would have shown us this ;-)

― HI DERE, Friday, 25 May 2007 20:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Heavens! all the girls i've ever dated have loved to be cummed on ;-)

― jessie monster, Friday, 25 May 2007 20:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Heavens! oh you can die then you fucking chocolate bastard ;-)

― onimo, Friday, 25 May 2007 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Heavens! Ron! I am gonna vomit your ass. ;-)

― HI DERE, Friday, 25 May 2007 20:44 (sixteen years ago) link

Heavens! I appear to have killed again. Oh well, this child will decompose quickly ;-)

― Ronan, Friday, 25 May 2007 21:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Heavens! i am want toasked me for 96 sance postion and sexulitity and srach me friend in my city andi want to like sex and i read to 69 postion ;-)

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 25 May 2007 22:02 (sixteen years ago) link

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