Come Up With The Most Boring Band Name Possible

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los guys a true keeper

anonanon, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 01:58 (eleven years ago) link

umumumumumumu

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 02:05 (eleven years ago) link

the nose boos

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 02:06 (eleven years ago) link

i think i'm just going for "dumb fucking band names" tbh

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 02:06 (eleven years ago) link

"The Dumb Fucking Band"

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 04:08 (eleven years ago) link

my friend and i used to try to come up with the most offensive band names possible. this is less fun than it would sound. got me into a bad habit though... once i drunkenly told a guy that he should rename his band "the school shooters" to maximize his chances of getting on television.

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 04:18 (eleven years ago) link

the plains

cock chirea, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 04:24 (eleven years ago) link

good brown

cock chirea, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 04:24 (eleven years ago) link

air fiancee

cock chirea, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 04:25 (eleven years ago) link

the rebel gang

anonanon, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 04:54 (eleven years ago) link

the choons

cock chirea, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 05:06 (eleven years ago) link

the sick flus

cock chirea, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 05:06 (eleven years ago) link

Cool Gang

flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 05:23 (eleven years ago) link

the really big weapon

anonanon, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 05:24 (eleven years ago) link

Trouble Ticket and the Service Level Agreements

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:47 (eleven years ago) link

unction

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

Xtreme Unction

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Thursday, 2 May 2013 03:04 (eleven years ago) link

Goodnight

Mark G, Thursday, 2 May 2013 10:56 (eleven years ago) link

The Non-Profit Orgs

sheer tip (how's life), Thursday, 2 May 2013 11:13 (eleven years ago) link

The Program Areas

sheer tip (how's life), Thursday, 2 May 2013 11:13 (eleven years ago) link

The Scheduling Call

sheer tip (how's life), Thursday, 2 May 2013 11:13 (eleven years ago) link

stephen

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 2 May 2013 11:18 (eleven years ago) link

After about a year of playing together, my high school ska band was going through a bit of an identity crisis. I'm pretty sure that when I proposed changing the name of the band to "Stewart", that was the nail in the coffin.

sheer tip (how's life), Thursday, 2 May 2013 11:19 (eleven years ago) link

'Well, it worked for James, didn't it?' said Stewart.

Mark G, Thursday, 2 May 2013 11:56 (eleven years ago) link

I was envisioning a transition into pop-punk, a la The Descendents and

http://www.banquetrecords.com/item.jpg?SST142

sheer tip (how's life), Thursday, 2 May 2013 12:08 (eleven years ago) link

The Golfers

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 2 May 2013 13:52 (eleven years ago) link

End User License Disagreement

silverfish, Thursday, 2 May 2013 14:53 (eleven years ago) link

The Bottles

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

Weekly Meeting

start having sex eugenically w/ (Michael White), Thursday, 2 May 2013 16:10 (eleven years ago) link

Sunlit Uplands

start having sex eugenically w/ (Michael White), Thursday, 2 May 2013 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

Corporate Retreat

'a-Tiddly-Widdily-DAY!!' (doo dah), Thursday, 2 May 2013 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

Btw, this thread, which I read in its entirety this morning, made me laugh as much as any on ILX

start having sex eugenically w/ (Michael White), Thursday, 2 May 2013 16:18 (eleven years ago) link

easel

resplendent in turtlenecks

the salon-quality beauty products

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like hell i will, sarah

slugbuggy, Friday, 3 May 2013 07:46 (eleven years ago) link

shunt

slugbuggy, Friday, 3 May 2013 07:51 (eleven years ago) link

google glass plus

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 3 May 2013 07:52 (eleven years ago) link

Norton AntiVirus Monthly CyberCrime Update Report

Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Friday, 3 May 2013 08:35 (eleven years ago) link

No Friends

Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Friday, 3 May 2013 08:36 (eleven years ago) link

The John Major Experience

Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Friday, 3 May 2013 08:36 (eleven years ago) link

The Classical and Jazz Band

sheer tip (how's life), Friday, 3 May 2013 09:12 (eleven years ago) link

(Unless it's a thematic "The Fall" tribute act)

Mark G, Friday, 3 May 2013 09:23 (eleven years ago) link

Cray Cray Lobster

Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Friday, 3 May 2013 09:54 (eleven years ago) link

"Saddle Shoes"

(With apologies to any actual bands named "Saddle Shoes")

Raymond Cummings, Friday, 3 May 2013 10:56 (eleven years ago) link

Sounds like a "Little Feat" tribute band. (I know, enough of the tribute band already)

Mark G, Friday, 3 May 2013 11:08 (eleven years ago) link

"Smooth Pickins'" -- a classical guitar act

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Friday, 3 May 2013 11:42 (eleven years ago) link

The Fluorescent Lamp Ballast

Lee626, Friday, 3 May 2013 12:19 (eleven years ago) link

Spicy Sauce

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Friday, 3 May 2013 12:41 (eleven years ago) link

Mild Sauce

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Friday, 3 May 2013 12:41 (eleven years ago) link

Nougat!

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Friday, 3 May 2013 12:42 (eleven years ago) link

The Mumbling Parents

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Friday, 3 May 2013 12:42 (eleven years ago) link

Porch Swing

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Friday, 3 May 2013 12:43 (eleven years ago) link


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