What did you use to look like? Old photos.

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OK wait - this explains it, I think.

First cousins once removed:

The child of one's first cousin OR the first cousin of one's parent.

So, both my metal cousin Jorg's two kids and my Dad's crazy cousin Jurgen (RIP it was sad when you fell off a barstool) would be considered my first cousins once removed and while the first two are much younger than I am, Jurgen would (had he not fallen off aforementioned barstool) be roughly the same age as my dad.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 29 April 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

metal cousin Jorg

mh, Monday, 29 April 2013 20:13 (eleven years ago) link

xxxxxp - to LL - I had very similar shorts that I would also wear with a huge black t-shirt - mine were homemade, and black/white/burgundy plaid - there is a picture somewhere in my possession of these

You must be very cold in the sack. (sarahell), Monday, 29 April 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

x-post - Yep.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 29 April 2013 20:22 (eleven years ago) link

my great-great-great-great-grandparents are Jimmy's great-great-grandparents.

crüt, Monday, 29 April 2013 20:25 (eleven years ago) link

right-o! and those grey dots in the diagram represent the 'outsider' genes that kept marrying into the offshoot line and 'removing' you, by diluting the original genes your common ancestors passed down.

Aimless, Monday, 29 April 2013 21:48 (eleven years ago) link

lmao i love how you posted up right next to him

were there secret service there?

ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Monday, 29 April 2013 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

shh crut is secret service

mookieproof, Monday, 29 April 2013 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

7ecret 7ervice

ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 01:58 (eleven years ago) link

bh ideas sort of ambience to the carter family pic

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 02:06 (eleven years ago) link

Been cool if you all had formed the outline of Georgia or a peanut.

pplains, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 02:29 (eleven years ago) link

my mom says she lost the pic of oprah holding me when I was a baby

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 02:30 (eleven years ago) link

according to the story oprah held me as she went up an escalator

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 02:31 (eleven years ago) link

lmao i love how you posted up right next to him

were there secret service there?

― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Monday, April 29, 2013 6:38 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol, someone actually pulled me out of the crowd and placed me there because I was short. I can't remember if there were secret service there but I can't imagine why there wouldn't be

pharaoh abraham (crüt), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 03:39 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

crappy b/w scan but anyway

ms mac with her new fella, grad night 2005

https://www.dropbox.com/s/76uv8h8vbvwqhrd/IMAG0064.jpg

my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 17:52 (ten years ago) link

lol hueg

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 17:55 (ten years ago) link

Aw

emil.y, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 17:55 (ten years ago) link

Sorry if hueg postin from confounded dropbox app

my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link

why you using confounded's dropbox.

pplains, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:11 (ten years ago) link

Fair q but i take the 5th

my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:24 (ten years ago) link

wow p handsome deems.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:47 (ten years ago) link

ikr?

my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 22:22 (ten years ago) link

:)

my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 22:22 (ten years ago) link

mr handsy

mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 22:47 (ten years ago) link

those eyebrows dude, seriously

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:07 (ten years ago) link

(I mean that in a good way, not like seriously wtf with yr eyebrows)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:07 (ten years ago) link

My cousin dredged this up from somewhere - he's on the left, i'm on the right. Probably october of 1974

http://i.imgur.com/YvO0sxE.jpg

joygoat, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:27 (ten years ago) link

omg

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:34 (ten years ago) link

eyebrows, idgi

Joygoat you rly ought to have changed more , iirc yr actually p recognisable there

my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:54 (ten years ago) link

1999-2000 NYE
scratchy old photo + wearing black (with gloves!) = giant head and arms floating in outer space
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2838/8813661504_0d2e445778.jpg

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:20 (ten years ago) link

Beautiful and so happy! your skin is gorgeous btw

educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:34 (ten years ago) link

well, this was a few years ago, but thanks
i like this photo a lot because i was dressed up and having tons of fun

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:36 (ten years ago) link

Great pic

my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:40 (ten years ago) link

awesome pic!

EZ Snappin, Friday, 24 May 2013 14:41 (ten years ago) link

your skin is gorgeous btw

and also your teeth

how's life, Friday, 24 May 2013 14:42 (ten years ago) link

cover connections

http://i.imgur.com/ayG4eu3.jpg

ʎqןıs (gr8080), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link

:D

carl agatha, Friday, 24 May 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link

i can kinda see your face in the first one even though i have never seen you actually make that face!

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Friday, 24 May 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link

omg the bear photo Jeff <3

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 May 2013 15:53 (ten years ago) link

I never noticed it before, but you look like your mom in that baby photo, Jeff.

carl agatha, Friday, 24 May 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link

hahaha "PLAY TIME" in awesome 70s font. so great!!. I also love the happy grandma in the bear pic <3

educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Friday, 24 May 2013 18:43 (ten years ago) link

Damn, remember when newspapers were all full of B&W pictures?

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 24 May 2013 20:44 (ten years ago) link

The old lady is my Aunt Jenny. Mother and father also pictured on the right. Basically half my family worked for the forest service. I knew the guy in the bear suit too. His name was Carlton.

Jeff, Friday, 24 May 2013 20:46 (ten years ago) link

love jeff, la lechera & the macs

Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Friday, 24 May 2013 22:40 (ten years ago) link

four weeks pass...

I'm on the right

http://i39.tinypic.com/9ib7mb.jpg

no man is an islam (onimo), Friday, 21 June 2013 11:36 (ten years ago) link

onimo you always have consistently great old photos

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 21 June 2013 11:44 (ten years ago) link

I think that photo was colourised (or whatever you call it - taken in B&W then doctored however they did it pre-Photoshop in the studio) as I remember my mother saying some of the colours didn't quite match the actual clothes we were wearing.

no man is an islam (onimo), Friday, 21 June 2013 13:02 (ten years ago) link

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/818963/uglymug.jpg

lol school tour eh

dj hollingsworth vs dj perry (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 July 2013 23:54 (ten years ago) link


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