otm
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 April 2013 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
if they could just find a way to get Dennis Rodman into football...
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 April 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
they could borrow Mikhail Youzhny from tennis for a snap or two
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 29 April 2013 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
I love that when they ask GMs if they're interested in Tebow they don't even bother to be polite about it.
― polyphonic, Monday, 29 April 2013 19:16 (eleven years ago) link
I hope he doesn't go to NE because that evil, evil baztard will somehow talk Tebow into playing some TE/FB/HBack and he would probably f-ing awesome at it. I don't think the world needs Tebow success with Gronk and f-ing Brady at the same time.
― earlnash, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 01:28 (eleven years ago) link
tebow is way too slow to return punts imo
― 'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 01:53 (eleven years ago) link
The Omaha Beef have a job waiting for Tim Tebow if he wants it -- and the Nebraska indoor football team will even pay him $75 a game.
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 04:52 (eleven years ago) link
he pretty obviously would be a solid fullback right?
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 04:55 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.sbnation.com/2013/5/1/4282368/tim-tebow-cfl
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
I kinda feel like Tebow is a bit of a coward when he doesn't have the ball. I don't buy him as a consistent blocker.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
haha the other day I was experimenting with microtones and it was driving my wife insane
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 17:32 (eleven years ago) link
i want that post to be about tim tebow
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 17:56 (eleven years ago) link
tebow's friends call him "microtones"
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 17:58 (eleven years ago) link
irl lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 17:58 (eleven years ago) link
wtf how the hell did that happen
stupid ILX, making me look Tebow-curious
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
kevin drumm ft. tim tebow: on bended knee
― goole, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 18:50 (eleven years ago) link
xp i'm sure it's just a phase
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 18:56 (eleven years ago) link
FYI im playing 'draw something' with pp's mom. today I sent her my interpretation of 'tebowing'
― (from a bottle you dicks) (sunny successor), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago) link
Tim Tebow Tops Forbes' 2013 List Of America's Most Influential Athletes
http://www.forbes.com/sites/tomvanriper/2013/05/06/americas-most-influential-athletes-2/
he's bigger than the game, u know.
― wait, the "normal" law of gravity? (Hunt3r), Monday, 6 May 2013 23:16 (eleven years ago) link
Why not switch the focus to any number of highly religious and conservative athletes who are actually good at sports.
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago) link
Tebow cracks me up because he self-evidently has this enormous ineffable Q rating that makes him ripe for celebrity despite how painfully inept he is as a professional quarterback
it's like if Ryan Lochte was still getting all of the attention and endorsements he has now but was competing in all of his events with an unnaturally fast doggy paddle
― far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:23 (eleven years ago) link
signing with the patriots
― J0rdan S., Monday, 10 June 2013 21:13 (ten years ago) link
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
lmao
― call all destroyer, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:14 (ten years ago) link
omg lolololololololololololol
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:14 (ten years ago) link
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
― J0rdan S., Monday, 10 June 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link
If anyone can convince Tebow to let go of his QB dreams and be a productive TE, it's Bill imo.
they need tight ends?
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:16 (ten years ago) link
remember, Gronk snapped his arm off in the playoffs
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link
TEBOWWWWWWWWW
― polyphonic, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, June 10, 2013 5:15 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
yeah this really is tebow's final shot
― J0rdan S., Monday, 10 June 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link
he can be a fullback or something maybe. idk if the pats even use a FB ever?
― johnny crunch, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link
my god...
Patriots waived QB Mike Kafka.
― J0rdan S., Monday, 10 June 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link
I think at this point we can all agree tim tebow has had a good career
― iatee, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link
after this little phase i predict he moves back to colorado to open the tebow megachurch
― sleepingbag, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link
Tebow currently is heading to Foxborough and will play quarterback in New England, Ian Rapoport reports
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link
Troubling.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link
I am convulsing with lols at my desk
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link
this is the best news i've heard all day
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link
this is the greatest NFL news I have ever received (lol xpost)
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link
i would never wish physical ill on an athlete just to satisfy my own entertainment but my god if brady goes down...
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:23 (ten years ago) link
poll results w/snoopsaysno.jpeg are killing me right now
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link
i would pay so much money out of pocket for tebow to be responsible for multiple touchdowns when the patriots play at the jets
― J0rdan S., Monday, 10 June 2013 21:25 (ten years ago) link
my god if brady goes down...
Mallett would probably have the edge, right?
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:27 (ten years ago) link
I wonder if Brady is practicing his gasface
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:27 (ten years ago) link
i think the way this works is they try tebow at the half when brady gets badly injured, he has a crazy three touchdown, two turnover win; QB controversy on the week off; they start him and he has a weird flukey dominant game; a week of nonstop OMYGOD IS HE BETTER THAN BRADY and then three weeks of ugly hash until brady gets back; he angrily takes the ball out of tebow's hands and whips him all the way up to golgotha. then tebow rises on the third day and takes the seahawks to the superbowl. then he ascends and the hawks lose in overtime.
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link
somehow he ends up taking the Atlanta Hawks to the Superbowl rather than the Seattle Seahawks, otherwise OTM
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link
my bad, i was distracted by my base urges while typing that.off to go try on my new patriots #15 hairshirt
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:34 (ten years ago) link
OMYGOD FIRST QB CONTROVERSY: WHO KEEPS 15!!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?http://www.patriots.com/team/roster/Ryan-Mallett/8d9f1286-6282-4f3f-8592-d31725d2ca5f
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:36 (ten years ago) link