"bough-house" is amazing, you should submit it
if you want to recast it: the architect thought we said "bough-house"
― Plasmon, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
"It's strange how our entire dwelling seems to consist of a couch and a lamp"
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 April 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago) link
"Dumpster diving really brings the city alive."
― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link
can't believe the big rat one actually has "We're gonna need a bigger cat." as an option. timely reference there, dudes.
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Thursday, 2 May 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link
"On an unrelated note, I slept with your sister."
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:02 (ten years ago) link
"LIVING IN A NEST IS FOR THE BIRDS LOLOLOLOL"
"Hey, at least it's CHEEP!! GET IT??? GET IT??"
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:04 (ten years ago) link
"I never thought I'd say it, but I don't mind eating someone else's barf."
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:04 (ten years ago) link
Me, Tarzan think you, Jane and I should maybe see other people. Me, Tarzan, keeping the aero press.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:15 (ten years ago) link
"A strong wind could blow this house down, hyuk hyuk."
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:20 (ten years ago) link
"OK, that's all about the birds, now let's move on to learning all about the bees."
― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link
"And you said city living was for the birds."
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:33 (ten years ago) link
"How did we get this couch up the ladder? And what are we plugging this lamp into? Our home makes no sense, and isn't funny."
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:35 (ten years ago) link
"Do you think 'klossnet' is the name of our ISP?"
― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:36 (ten years ago) link
"I think we should see other pigeons."
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:47 (ten years ago) link
"I really wish you would stop yelling that between songs."
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/13/p465/130513_contest_p465.jpg
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 16:28 (ten years ago) link
"what can i say? i love fucking giraffes!"
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link
After the first trial, it was roundly agreed that a simple height restriction wasn't going to achieve the desired result.
― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:10 (ten years ago) link
"Wouldn't it be crazy if this was how it happened!"
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link
"Jesus."
― Treeship, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link
"NO. SLEEP. TILL BROOKLYN!"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:15 (ten years ago) link
"They've each learned another species' culture and will pass it on to future generations."
― Øystein, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link
"I can't believe we were worried about the rabbits."
― far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link
hahaha, that should win
― Treeship, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:22 (ten years ago) link
"We're on some Life of Pi shit."
― Treeship, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:23 (ten years ago) link
Dan ftw
― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:24 (ten years ago) link
"We're too late," you said. "All the animals are drowned by now," you said.
― lazulum, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link
"God has his way of doing things, and I have my way of doing things."
― Treeship, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:27 (ten years ago) link
"God is dead"
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:29 (ten years ago) link
It's in case we need girrafts.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:49 (ten years ago) link
"what did you think it was going to be like living with richard branson in retirement?"
― Treeship, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:51 (ten years ago) link
"Hold on, which one is 'cubits' and which one is 'giraffes'?"
― lazulum, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:52 (ten years ago) link
It's ok- God told me they'll evolve into whatever
― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link
"I know what God said, but how many people get a chance to actually realize their DREAM?"
― Treeship, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:54 (ten years ago) link
'we bought a zoo'
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:54 (ten years ago) link
"do you still have a subscription to the New Yorker or do you mostly just read the content they offer for free online?"
― Treeship, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 18:03 (ten years ago) link
"Do you know what planet this is, son? EARTH"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link
"What if...like, this is the Planet of the Giraffes and we're the rescued human pair!"
― lazulum, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 18:11 (ten years ago) link
i'd expect a drowning witch to be grateful
― oxygenating our wombspace (abanana), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 18:13 (ten years ago) link
'... other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the show?'
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 18:15 (ten years ago) link
"I'm as surprised as you. I didn't think giraffes were carnivorous either."
― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 18:17 (ten years ago) link
"I did love you, once, but the Deluge is my life now."
― lazulum, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 18:28 (ten years ago) link
(in a yiddish accent) "What can I say? I won them in the girraffle."
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 18:35 (ten years ago) link
"Think they misread the part before 'Rides For Free' on the bumper sticker"
― Retreat from the Sunship (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:10 (ten years ago) link
"Christ, what a giraffe"
― UTW, USA, ILX LIFER (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link
Amazon insist that this was the order as received
― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:59 (ten years ago) link
"This is a funny looking coffee table. Did you follow the self assembly instructions correctly?"
― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link
'who is your favorite marketplace reporter? mine is chana giraffe-wolt'
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 21:14 (ten years ago) link
"and then bitcoin plummeted, so now we do this for awhile i guess."
― am0n, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 21:36 (ten years ago) link