Come Up With The Most Boring Band Name Possible

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let the record show that I posted "the drugs" waaaaayyy the fuck upthread. actually, there's a lotta good stuff in this here thread. definitely worth loading the whole thing, if only to ctrl-f yr username for stuff you forgot you posted!

Excelsior twilight. Harpsichord wind through the trees. (bernard snowy), Monday, 29 April 2013 02:50 (eleven years ago) link

Hospice

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 April 2013 02:51 (eleven years ago) link

Fangs With Benefits

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Monday, 29 April 2013 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

okay, i like that one

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Monday, 29 April 2013 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

the relatable band

just browsing, thanks

the sincere apology

a tuneful endeavor with chet wheatly and his coterie of swell fellows

sluice

slugbuggy, Monday, 29 April 2013 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ "sluice."

"the bros" would be a boring band name.

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Monday, 29 April 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

los guys

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 29 April 2013 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

somehow i think "los hombres" would be good though.

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Monday, 29 April 2013 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

tube of juice
runner and daylight
poison lolly
algorhythmics

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Monday, 29 April 2013 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

Dependent Care Assistance Plan

Euler, Monday, 29 April 2013 23:08 (eleven years ago) link

Universal Credit

Jason Dowd, Monday, 29 April 2013 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

http://images.45cat.com/a-raincoat-vote-for-me-emi.jpg

Mark G, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

g'oogle (moi non plus)

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 00:11 (eleven years ago) link

You people aren't very good at coming up with boring band names.

emil.y, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 00:38 (eleven years ago) link

los guys

― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, April 29, 2013 6:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i love this one

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 00:42 (eleven years ago) link

cupboard

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 00:43 (eleven years ago) link

albums:
take a look inside
another shelf
cupboard's bare

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 00:44 (eleven years ago) link

that would make for great boring album covers too

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 00:52 (eleven years ago) link

unless they're going to go for the hot chick in a wet t-shirt in the cupboard angle

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 00:53 (eleven years ago) link

she could be like, naughtily sticking her hand in the sugar bowl or something -- ooh salacious

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 00:54 (eleven years ago) link

los guys a true keeper

anonanon, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 01:58 (eleven years ago) link

umumumumumumu

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 02:05 (eleven years ago) link

the nose boos

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 02:06 (eleven years ago) link

i think i'm just going for "dumb fucking band names" tbh

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 02:06 (eleven years ago) link

"The Dumb Fucking Band"

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 04:08 (eleven years ago) link

my friend and i used to try to come up with the most offensive band names possible. this is less fun than it would sound. got me into a bad habit though... once i drunkenly told a guy that he should rename his band "the school shooters" to maximize his chances of getting on television.

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 04:18 (eleven years ago) link

the plains

cock chirea, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 04:24 (eleven years ago) link

good brown

cock chirea, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 04:24 (eleven years ago) link

air fiancee

cock chirea, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 04:25 (eleven years ago) link

the rebel gang

anonanon, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 04:54 (eleven years ago) link

the choons

cock chirea, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 05:06 (eleven years ago) link

the sick flus

cock chirea, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 05:06 (eleven years ago) link

Cool Gang

flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 05:23 (eleven years ago) link

the really big weapon

anonanon, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 05:24 (eleven years ago) link

Trouble Ticket and the Service Level Agreements

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:47 (eleven years ago) link

unction

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

Xtreme Unction

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Thursday, 2 May 2013 03:04 (eleven years ago) link

Goodnight

Mark G, Thursday, 2 May 2013 10:56 (eleven years ago) link

The Non-Profit Orgs

sheer tip (how's life), Thursday, 2 May 2013 11:13 (eleven years ago) link

The Program Areas

sheer tip (how's life), Thursday, 2 May 2013 11:13 (eleven years ago) link

The Scheduling Call

sheer tip (how's life), Thursday, 2 May 2013 11:13 (eleven years ago) link

stephen

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 2 May 2013 11:18 (eleven years ago) link

After about a year of playing together, my high school ska band was going through a bit of an identity crisis. I'm pretty sure that when I proposed changing the name of the band to "Stewart", that was the nail in the coffin.

sheer tip (how's life), Thursday, 2 May 2013 11:19 (eleven years ago) link

'Well, it worked for James, didn't it?' said Stewart.

Mark G, Thursday, 2 May 2013 11:56 (eleven years ago) link

I was envisioning a transition into pop-punk, a la The Descendents and

http://www.banquetrecords.com/item.jpg?SST142

sheer tip (how's life), Thursday, 2 May 2013 12:08 (eleven years ago) link

The Golfers

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 2 May 2013 13:52 (eleven years ago) link

End User License Disagreement

silverfish, Thursday, 2 May 2013 14:53 (eleven years ago) link

The Bottles

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

Weekly Meeting

start having sex eugenically w/ (Michael White), Thursday, 2 May 2013 16:10 (eleven years ago) link

Sunlit Uplands

start having sex eugenically w/ (Michael White), Thursday, 2 May 2013 16:12 (eleven years ago) link


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