Come Up With The Most Boring Band Name Possible

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― Mark G, Saturday, 27 April 2013 10:55 (eleven years ago) link

The Google Plus Massive

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 27 April 2013 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

the instrument players

This rules

― flamboyant goon tie included, Saturday, 27 April 2013 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

the contemporaries

the crossing guards

nigel's band

"the parent/teacher day conference" should be "parent/teacher conference day" instead. scans better.

― slugbuggy, Saturday, 27 April 2013 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

the name

― slugbuggy, Saturday, 27 April 2013 16:51 (eleven years ago) link

the egg whites

― anonanon, Saturday, 27 April 2013 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

a meal

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 27 April 2013 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

Sandwich Spread

― Euler, Saturday, 27 April 2013 20:35 (eleven years ago) link

imo make it too short and it becomes kinda enigmatic like a zen koan therefore not boring

― anonanon, Saturday, 27 April 2013 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

The Casual Fridays

― second geir, lean right (little hongro hongro go faster faster) (unregistered), Sunday, 28 April 2013 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

(odds are about 99% that a band with that name already exists)

― second geir, lean right (little hongro hongro go faster faster) (unregistered), Sunday, 28 April 2013 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

Al Dente

― second geir, lean right (little hongro hongro go faster faster) (unregistered), Sunday, 28 April 2013 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

that one is pretty good. The Fresh is my contribution for a boring band name

― Pat Finn, Sunday, 28 April 2013 23:37 (eleven years ago) link

i always wanted to start a band called "The Drugs" but i guess that is pretty boring as well.

― Pat Finn, Sunday, 28 April 2013 23:55 (eleven years ago) link

Google Plus & The Hangouts

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 29 April 2013 01:25 (eleven years ago) link

The Circles

― the gentrification of chill (Pat Finn), Monday, 29 April 2013 01:39 (eleven years ago) link

Shin Splints
Taking Care of Taffy
Swollen Stones
Long Distance Runaround
Barley Water
The Fresh Chives!
Man Overboard
Walking Home
The Defensives
Hot Pastry
Cellular
Counting On Tomorrow
Blanket for a Friend
Potash

― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Monday, 29 April 2013 02:44 (eleven years ago) link

god, every band name is boring

Rendezvous
The Middle Section
I Can See You If I Try
Barnabus Grease
Funkhouse
The Introspectives
Putnam's Friday Move
Bilgewater

― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Monday, 29 April 2013 02:47 (eleven years ago) link

let the record show that I posted "the drugs" waaaaayyy the fuck upthread. actually, there's a lotta good stuff in this here thread. definitely worth loading the whole thing, if only to ctrl-f yr username for stuff you forgot you posted!

― Excelsior twilight. Harpsichord wind through the trees. (bernard snowy), Monday, 29 April 2013 02:50 (eleven years ago) link

Hospice

― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 April 2013 02:51 (eleven years ago) link

Fangs With Benefits

― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Monday, 29 April 2013 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

okay, i like that one

― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Monday, 29 April 2013 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

the relatable band

just browsing, thanks

the sincere apology

a tuneful endeavor with chet wheatly and his coterie of swell fellows

sluice

― slugbuggy, Monday, 29 April 2013 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ "sluice."

"the bros" would be a boring band name.

― rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Monday, 29 April 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

los guys

― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 29 April 2013 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

somehow i think "los hombres" would be good though.

― rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Monday, 29 April 2013 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

tube of juice
runner and daylight
poison lolly
algorhythmics

― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Monday, 29 April 2013 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

Dependent Care Assistance Plan

― Euler, Monday, 29 April 2013 23:08 (eleven years ago) link

Universal Credit

― Jason Dowd, Monday, 29 April 2013 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

http://images.45cat.com/a-raincoat-vote-for-me-emi.jpg

― Mark G, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

g'oogle (moi non plus)

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 00:11 (eleven years ago) link

You people aren't very good at coming up with boring band names.

― emil.y, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 00:38 (eleven years ago) link

los guys

― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, April 29, 2013 6:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i love this one

― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 00:42 (eleven years ago) link

cupboard

― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 00:43 (eleven years ago) link

albums:
take a look inside
another shelf
cupboard's bare

― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 00:44 (eleven years ago) link

that would make for great boring album covers too

― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 00:52 (eleven years ago) link

unless they're going to go for the hot chick in a wet t-shirt in the cupboard angle

― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 00:53 (eleven years ago) link

she could be like, naughtily sticking her hand in the sugar bowl or something -- ooh salacious

― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 00:54 (eleven years ago) link

los guys a true keeper

― anonanon, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 01:58 (eleven years ago) link

umumumumumumu

― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 02:05 (eleven years ago) link

the nose boos

― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 02:06 (eleven years ago) link

i think i'm just going for "dumb fucking band names" tbh

― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 02:06 (eleven years ago) link

"The Dumb Fucking Band"

― rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 04:08 (eleven years ago) link

my friend and i used to try to come up with the most offensive band names possible. this is less fun than it would sound. got me into a bad habit though... once i drunkenly told a guy that he should rename his band "the school shooters" to maximize his chances of getting on television.

― rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 04:18 (eleven years ago) link

the plains

― cock chirea, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 04:24 (eleven years ago) link

good brown

― cock chirea, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 04:24 (eleven years ago) link

air fiancee

― cock chirea, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 04:25 (eleven years ago) link

the rebel gang

― anonanon, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 04:54 (eleven years ago) link

the choons

― cock chirea, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 05:06 (eleven years ago) link

the sick flus

― cock chirea, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 05:06 (eleven years ago) link

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