Profile is full of smirking selfies. Just wow.
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Friday, 26 April 2013 21:32 (eleven years ago) link
gl dayo! Whatever happens, you will not be that guy, so it's probably in the bag!
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Friday, 26 April 2013 21:34 (eleven years ago) link
thank you io, i will try not to be that guy
― 乒乓, Friday, 26 April 2013 21:58 (eleven years ago) link
http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/635c5f231fa61cfb8d7af81f3b349d93/tumblr_mlvfmlB7DA1qisy2wo1_500.png
don't be this guy either
― mookieproof, Friday, 26 April 2013 22:11 (eleven years ago) link
do they sell fleshlights shaped like a rolled-up copy of the constitution yet?
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Friday, 26 April 2013 22:30 (eleven years ago) link
Or a gun barrel.
― nickn, Friday, 26 April 2013 22:45 (eleven years ago) link
Hey i got druno and wanted to say everaone here should go 100% easier on every profile including themselves cos ppl surpsrise u, esprcilakly by ilx standards and like ilu u all
― The Finnish Question........after question......after question....a (darraghmac), Friday, 26 April 2013 23:40 (eleven years ago) link
dmac do u have any tips for my date
― 乒乓, Friday, 26 April 2013 23:52 (eleven years ago) link
Refresh me on details and ill do my best
― The Finnish Question........after question......after question....a (darraghmac), Saturday, 27 April 2013 00:02 (eleven years ago) link
do u have any tips on how to project confidence, suaveness & precision
― 乒乓, Saturday, 27 April 2013 00:11 (eleven years ago) link
No
Brush yr teeth tho
Tip #1 is if u really are in the game to spend srs amounts of yr life with a person then act like dayo 1st and prospective date gu_ 2ndIf u are not in that game i have only one piece of advice: get into that game
ps i have mad faith in the dayo i know from ilx, try that persona
― The Finnish Question........after question......after question....a (darraghmac), Saturday, 27 April 2013 00:17 (eleven years ago) link
should i adopt a schtick??
― 乒乓, Saturday, 27 April 2013 00:18 (eleven years ago) link
No!
― The Finnish Question........after question......after question....a (darraghmac), Saturday, 27 April 2013 00:21 (eleven years ago) link
Srs this shit is most obv to me. No schtick.
― The Finnish Question........after question......after question....a (darraghmac), Saturday, 27 April 2013 00:22 (eleven years ago) link
Unless you fancy keeping this schtico up forevwr, else what poin?
― The Finnish Question........after question......after question....a (darraghmac), Saturday, 27 April 2013 00:23 (eleven years ago) link
well the secret was that mordy is my date
― 乒乓, Saturday, 27 April 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
i have a tailored jacket, link plz?
lol "a well fitting blazer" is one of my 6 things :-/
― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Saturday, 27 April 2013 00:51 (eleven years ago) link
I updated my location to Brooklyn while I am here and now the creepiest dudes in NYC are messaging me. Guess its not just a Denver issue.
― homosexual II, Saturday, 27 April 2013 01:28 (eleven years ago) link
"Christian Mingle" sounds like the name of a holy snack mix
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Saturday, 27 April 2013 02:05 (eleven years ago) link
My 1870s transatlantic heiress alter ego seems to have worked? Hm.
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Saturday, 27 April 2013 02:12 (eleven years ago) link
check for icebergs
― we're up all night to get picky (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 April 2013 02:13 (eleven years ago) link
lol noted.
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Saturday, 27 April 2013 02:14 (eleven years ago) link
tbf i thik i was free associating a bit but climatic caution = good idea
― we're up all night to get picky (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 April 2013 02:17 (eleven years ago) link
Icebergs are poor dining companions, and you can't take them to the beach in July.
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Saturday, 27 April 2013 02:20 (eleven years ago) link
u can take the iceberg to the beach but u can lettuce inn
― we're up all night to get picky (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 April 2013 02:26 (eleven years ago) link
I forgotall my advice for dayo and my head hurts
― The Finnish Question........after question......after question....a (darraghmac), Saturday, 27 April 2013 09:16 (eleven years ago) link
I got three matches on tinder today what do I do
― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Saturday, 27 April 2013 21:34 (eleven years ago) link
Only promising correspondent in weeks is a too-old-for-me guy who lives out of state. He did give me a complimet that was also an echo & the bunnymen reference.
Didn't take the wise advice on here to dump the game-player when I shoulda. I finally went nuclear on him last week.
― emilys., Thursday, 2 May 2013 06:47 (eleven years ago) link
Ha! Further ok stupid adventures: I was thinking of meeting up with this guy who seemed pretty into me, but Iooked at his answers and he said that even "slight overweight" was a dealbreaker, with an added obnoxious comment that "keep in mind, overweight is over 25bmi."
I was like, "well, guess date's off, cuz my bmi is 31. Just fyi bmi is a general indicator of possible overweight & it's also nagl to couch your aesthetic preferences in psuedoscience" <-paraphrase. Hope dude sucks on that bitter pill for a minute. Dumbass.
― emilys., Saturday, 4 May 2013 09:23 (eleven years ago) link
ha! my biggest prob has been nobody in dating range + filtering out the occasional XKCD fan. think this stupid site is probably not much use to me :( sigggggggh
― Rowdy Rathore (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 May 2013 09:26 (eleven years ago) link
sometimes being a mod pays off:
From weatherdcowboy to flagger: Well thank you for my English lesson,i see you have no humor inside you and even though you may think i am dumb.I made a living being a full time cowboy in the rodeo and that's a life you could never imagine or ever understand and i also received an education ,and i have no masters degree but i also feed america that's right that piece of beef you eat may have just come off my ranch.BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S NOT EDUCATED PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT MAKE THE WORLD,I HAVE AN EDUCATION ALSO BUT I WOULD TAKE A SIMPLE COUNTRY GAL OVER YOUR SMART ASS ANY DAY OF THE WEEK AND TWICE ON SUNDAY. THIS COUNTRY IS BROKE BUT YOU OUT OF ALL BETTER HOPE IT GETS BETTER BECAUSE THAT MEAT YOU BUY IN THE STORE DOES'NT GROW THERE .I CAN MAKE A LIVING WHEN YOU CAN'T WHEN THIS COUNTRY FAILS.
SO IT'S ALL THE BEST TO YOU JUDGE YOU WILL CERTAINLY NEED IT. SMOKIN SUGAR SHANE ALAN.MY PRO RIDING NAME.
― emilys., Sunday, 5 May 2013 10:02 (ten years ago) link
whaaat?
― Nhex, Sunday, 5 May 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link
Emily, are you not in the UK? Maybe I've got my lower case emilyss mixed up.
― Je55e, Friday, 10 May 2013 18:00 (ten years ago) link
i think you do
― markers, Friday, 10 May 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link
Just realized that I answered "for someone in a committed relationship, is masturbation infidelity?" with "Yes." Oops, wtf.
― Je55e, Friday, 10 May 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link
emil.y != emilys.
― markers, Friday, 10 May 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link
Oops. I was hoping I didn't so that I could imagine there existed a doggie-ridin', beef-slappin' British good ol' boy.
― Je55e, Friday, 10 May 2013 18:03 (ten years ago) link
sorry emilys of ILX
haha re infidelity. everyone looking at your profile, slaaaaaags the lot of them.
i still haven't gotten around to having an actual profile but oh good my #1 match in ALL OF LONDON is my ex-girlfriend, c'mon now okcupid leave it out m8.
― ohmigud (Merdeyeux), Friday, 10 May 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link
I STIIILLLLL haven't filled out the essays! But I've answered a lot of questions with explanations, which I like in others' profiles as much as essays. And I've gotten a few 5-stars and responses, so whatever. I need to improve my attitude re dating.
Gr80, how tall are you?
A cutie who was 5'4" showed up as a match, and I swooned off my chair, but he's not the midget for me, sadly.
― Je55e, Friday, 10 May 2013 19:31 (ten years ago) link
why?
― gr8080, Friday, 10 May 2013 20:10 (ten years ago) link
Why wasn't he for me? B/c he seemed immature and otherwise not compatible. Or if you're asking why I asked your height, it's b/c you mentioned women having height requirements.
― Je55e, Friday, 10 May 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link
oh i forgot i said that, haw
i am 5'9" which iirc is basically the worldwide average height for all human men in 21st century planet earth
― gr8080, Friday, 10 May 2013 22:27 (ten years ago) link
taller than you
― markers, Friday, 10 May 2013 22:32 (ten years ago) link
are there women who would think 5'9" is too short? seems insane.
― whiskey and ice cream sandwiches (Treeship), Friday, 10 May 2013 22:34 (ten years ago) link
have def passed through some '6'0+ only please :)' profiles
― 乒乓, Friday, 10 May 2013 22:35 (ten years ago) link
:)
― markers, Friday, 10 May 2013 22:36 (ten years ago) link
i must be one of the only people here who just basically doesn't do the dating thing
― markers, Friday, 10 May 2013 22:37 (ten years ago) link
i don't think i'll ever do online dating. it seems brutal.
― whiskey and ice cream sandwiches (Treeship), Friday, 10 May 2013 22:40 (ten years ago) link
lol i meant dating in general, but
― markers, Friday, 10 May 2013 22:41 (ten years ago) link